Best thing said to you by a WG

[spkmstr48]

If you wow her with the marmite, she may start fantasising about you. 

More likely, completely miss the joke and think I'm a weirdo. 

[ATMIV]

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That's not who I had in mind, I've seen Katie a few times and not seen her squirt - if I'm with a girl who can squirt I can make it happen

I've got in mind a UKP platinum reviewed escort who regularly visits the southwest doesn't advertise squirting but very much can

Her comments to Bikerboy very much image compliments she also made to me

[GreyDave]

 

By Nicole 40kk of Bushey,

 " Here is £40 of your cash back after that you wont last another 1/2 hr or get another out"

The days before I took the blueys how I miss em (her twin peeks like footballs )

[tristen92]

"your cock is beautiful."
"I'm still shaking after that"
"you're so hot"
"I'm not even going to try to deepthroat that"
"you destroyed me"
"for fuck sake" (when I couldn't get hard after two pops)

Some of the memories make me want to quit my hiatus.

[Salt]

That's not who I had in mind, I've seen Katie a few times and not seen her squirt - if I'm with a girl who can squirt I can make it happen

I've got in mind a UKP platinum reviewed escort who regularly visits the southwest doesn't advertise squirting but very much can

Her comments to Bikerboy very much image compliments she also made to me

I've made LK squirt on numerous occasions.....

It's easy with correct technique...

What a sight!   

[squeezebox]

"your cock is beautiful."
"I'm still shaking after that"
"you're so hot"
"I'm not even going to try to deepthroat that"
"you destroyed me"
"for fuck sake" (when I couldn't get hard after two pops)

Some of the memories make me want to quit my hiatus.

 

[squeezebox]

I've made LK squirt on numerous occasions.....

It's easy with correct technique...

What a sight!   

She might have to change her name to Little "Bellagio" Katie..

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[Marmalade]

Is this the right thread to post "fanmail"?????????????????

[spkmstr48]

Just now

Claudia: "Oh, God, YES!"

And

Me: "Shame we can't do this all day"
Claudia: "No one can do this all day!"

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This girl is not a talker so on this occasion believable comments.

[squeezebox]

Just now

Claudia: "Oh, God, YES!"

And

Me: "Shame we can't do this all day"
Claudia: "No one can do this all day!"

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This girl is not a talker so on this occasion believable comments.

Reminds of a comment from a WG I saw that offers GFE not a PSE.

As we were about to fuck, she whispers in my ear.."Destroy my pussy"   

I did...and she wanted more...

[richie]

It's a close call between two from the same lady...

"My husbands going to dinner, will you come over and fuck me please?"

"Next time you're here I'm going to do a line of coke and let you fuck me in the arse as hard as you like."

She really is a keeper 

[GalaxyMan]

"My husbands going to dinner, will you come over and fuck me please?"

"Next time you're here I'm going to let you fuck me in the arse as hard as you like."

Link? :-) :-)

GM

[webpunter]

"Next time you're here I'm going to do a line of coke and let you fuck me in the arse as hard as you like."

If you do the same then you should be able to do this for yonks.  Ages old trick the girlies in the southern european brothels selling this.  Coz its profitable for them and it makes it very hard to come - so punters extend the time.  You can then bash in her back doors properly     Link ?

[richie]

Link? :-) :-)

GM

When I said she was a keeper I really meant it.

I was her first punter, she saw one more and decided that she only wanted me so we both deleted our AW profiles... 

[richie]

If you do the same then you should be able to do this for yonks.  Ages old trick the girlies in the southern european brothels selling this.  Coz its profitable for them and it makes it very hard to come - so punters extend the time.  You can then bash in her back doors properly     Link ?

If it wasn't for the random drugs testing at work then if be up for giving this a go 

[HappyandLucky]

When I said she was a keeper I really meant it.

I was her first punter, she saw one more and decided that she only wanted me so we both deleted our AW profiles... 

Why delete your own AW profile 

[Zeusthedoc]

Why delete your own AW profile 

Because they now live happily ever after. Except he still frequents a punters website.....but he only sees one WG, and that WG only has two clients. 

Neither of them need AW profiles...

[Boundless]

Because they now live happily ever after. Except he still frequents a punters website.....but he only sees one WG, and that WG only has two clients. 

Neither of them need AW profiles...

 

[Type_O_Negative]

Well it's nothing about what she said to me only. It's about what she said and did to me - she put her prices up but told me i'm very nice gentleman and very good returning client - so i can still visit her and pay 20% less.

But i told her i'm not going to come back.

[Marmalade]

"Next time you're here I'm going to do a line of coke and let you fuck me in the arse as hard as you like."

What a dummy arrangement. If you are tolerant about coke you should both do a line and fuck for fucking hours.

Fucking someone who is high is not much fun when you are sober.

[howrude]

Another thing that was said to me that I found entertaining was a girl I used to see would say "C'mon, lets see your cock juice" as the session progressed.

[Rye]

Some of mine over the years....
"if you bring vanilla yogurt, i will suck off your cock, i doing that"
"have you got anything to spank me with? (picks up metal spatular from kitchen) "this will do"
(she) "i.m not leaving until you pop three times"
"sit on my chest so i can give you a tit wank and you give me a facial"
"my mother saw you leave and she told me you.re hot" :-/
"i.ve just put a strawberry in my pussy for you, will you eat it out of me"
"put your finger back in my ass, i.m cumming"
"can i please rim you" (i.d not done it before at the time)
"you can cuff and blindfold me and do what you like with me"
"next time, lets meet in a sex shop" ...yes i did agree and go with her
"you can cum in both our mouths" during double b.j. with them kneeling and sucking
"can i jump in the shower with you"
(after another threesome, in joint shower with one girl, she whispers about the other girl i booked) "Wow, she is fucking awesome, so beautiful and horny, where did you find her?" AW of course.
"yes you can eat a mars bar from my pussy"

...will add anymore i can think of.

[CoolTiger]

Some of mine over the years....
"yes you can eat a mars bar from my pussy"

It wasn't a fried one??

Yuk 

Now if it was a Marathon Bar......

[Sureshot]

It wasn't a fried one??

Yuk 

Now if it was a Marathon Bar......

Showing your age there fella!

[CoolTiger]

Showing your age there fella!

Indeed. That was deliberate 

[The_Don]

Indeed. That was deliberate 

ok how about this:


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[spkmstr48]

ok how about this:


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That marathon is from 1990/91!

[The_Don]

That marathon is from 1990/91!

I was still in school back then (just, nearly kicked out several times)

[spkmstr48]

I was still in school back then (just, nearly kicked out several times)

I find the superbowl useful, we're the same age (me and the superbowl).

[Ali Katt]

I entered a marathon once, peanuts and caramel all over my nob.

Copyright Arthur Smith

[Rye]

@CoolTiger, no it was not a fried Mars bar, but thanks for the thought 

My nuts had already been sucked prior, so a Marathon would have been useless with its nuts.

Another one...said by a girl over a drink in a pub, pre punt:
"put your hands up my skirt, I.m dripping" did as asked, and she was not wearing any underwear, to the delight of my fingers.

[The_Don]

I entered a marathon once, peanuts and caramel all over my nob.

Copyright Arthur Smith

 

[spkmstr48]

@CoolTiger, no it was not a fried Mars bar, but thanks for the thought 

My nuts had already been sucked prior, so a Marathon would have been useless with its nuts.

Another one...said by a girl over a drink in a pub, pre punt:
"put your hands up my skirt, I.m dripping" did as asked, and she was not wearing any underwear, to the delight of my fingers.

I hope you made her lick your fingers clean whilst still in the pub.

[Rye]

After i had a taste, yes....she was happy to oblige with. Have to say, the 'doing things in public' is not my thing, but it was the filthy way in which she asked did it for me.

Another one....(after making my standard request of heels and stockings, start of the punt..)
"dont worry about the stockings, i want you to rip and tear them off me.....it turns me on"

[Tjkooker]

When I said she was a keeper I really meant it.

I was her first punter, she saw one more and decided that she only wanted me so we both deleted our AW profiles... 

Jakanory time

[fredpunter]

Possibly stretching the definition of a wg but was in a "private" strip club very recently and enjoying some private time with a gorgeous young lady with big natural boobs and a joyful personality. After a few minutes mutual fumbling and groping she leaned over and whispered in my ear "will you play with my little areshole again, I fucking loved that".

[HappyandLucky]

whispered in my ear "will you play with my little areshole again, I fucking loved that".

Apologies in advance, but how did her husband react to being talked too like that 
On a more serious note how far could u go with her services, but don't wish to divert the thread too much. 

[fredpunter]

Apologies in advance, but how did her husband react to being talked too like that 
On a more serious note how far could u go with her services, but don't wish to divert the thread too much. 

In such places services offered varies from girl to girl, with this particular cutie fingers and mouth pretty much anywhere you like but cock remained locked away in my trousers, and kissing not on offer (unless you count the slightest touch of lips kissing).

[HappyandLucky]

Cheers FP, probably nice for a fumble but would leave me with blue balls 

[herelonely]

In such places services offered varies from girl to girl, with this particular cutie fingers and mouth pretty much anywhere you like but cock remained locked away in my trousers, and kissing not on offer (unless you count the slightest touch of lips kissing).

Link for the club?

[Randy Mcknob]

"Not like this....not like this...You're hurting me."

Got me off a treat.

[Zeusthedoc]

"Not like this....not like this...You're hurting me."

Got me off a treat.

so the best thing said to you by a WG is something that appears to indicate sexual assault?     

[fredpunter]

"Not like this....not like this...You're hurting me."

Got me off a treat.

you are the best argument in favour of scottish independence I've heard yet

[Randy Mcknob]

you are the best argument in favour of scottish independence I've heard yet

Shame you don't get to vote SNP in the rest of the UK then.

It was a pre agreed rough sex punt, with a safe word that she didn't use.

[sticko]

"I really want your cock up my arse while I bring myself off with this" - while playing with a Doxy wand with someone who categorically does not offer anal but who knows I like it.

Weird seeing a grown man fist pump naked but that's exactly what I did...

[Zeusthedoc]

Shame you don't get to vote SNP in the rest of the UK then.

It was a pre agreed rough sex punt, with a safe word that she didn't use.

that's more like it!     

[spkmstr48]

Shame you don't get to vote SNP in the rest of the UK then.

It was a pre agreed rough sex punt, with a safe word that she didn't use.

Nice one (now we know the full story)!

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

"I wish I could take you home!" by Chanelle at LMP.

[SamLP]

A couple over the last week. One from a girl I see for a massage: "I've been horny all day so when I saw your text I thought it was a God send" so suffice to say there was no massage in the booking.

Another from a regular: I really needed that fuck
Me: So what have your clients been doing all day
Her: They don't fuck me as good

There also seems to be a phrase that Hungarian girls use a lot: "You killed me" which is probably a literal translation to the Hungarian phrase but I get it a lot from them right after I've popped.

[Ali Katt]

A couple over the last week. One from a girl I see for a massage: "I've been horny all day so when I saw your text I thought it was a God send" so suffice to say there was no massage in the booking.

Another from a regular: I really needed that fuck
Me: So what have your clients been doing all day
Her: They don't fuck me as good

There also seems to be a phrase that Hungarian girls use a lot: "You killed me" which is probably a literal translation to the Hungarian phrase but I get it a lot from them right after I've popped.

Romanians as well. I had one who said "you nearly killed me", I said "maybe if I had been trying", I wasn't really going out of my way to put in a good performance.