Best thing said to you by a WG

[GeeWiz]

Only thing I can think of is it's a variant of "you've been a bad boy".

Was really vanilla though.  5* hotel in Amsterdam and she invited me to take a 'souvenir picture' before she left.  English was her second language is all I could think.

[cueball]

"That's fits in there just right"

Utter bollox I know but I can ride the pretend wave with the best of em

Oh and "that's not part of the deal" I should've said, calm down love, be like me and ride the pretend wave

[j122]

After 4 pops in a 2hr meet with just under 5 mins to go...
"Do you have time for a quickie?"
"Yeah, if you're sure?"
"Well you'd best take me from behind then"

Unfortunately she'd worn the lil fella out.

[Ali Katt]

When you took you're clothes off you were like Superman.

[rockstar]

"do you wanna cum in mouth ?"

-yeah but I will warn you I do cum alot.

"not a problem" - cough splutter gag - "wow you were not joking were you, lovely" 

[a_test_person]

"Do you think a girl could fall in love doing this?"

Both sad and cute if you knew who it was.

[johnnyboy61]

After a few minutes with her on top and I'm not ready to pop yet: "Do you want to take a shower".  After the look of surprise on my face she laughed and changed it to: "Do you want to change position". Limited English vocabulary meant that she had chosen the wrong one of her few stock phrases.

[Gordo987]

Sorry love, but with a cock that size you're not having anal with me!

[pye024]

I was told recently that I had really soft lips as I was kissing the back of her neck. I replied "well, I'd better not stop doing this then"
"Stop what?" She replied
Oh FFS! 

[DG]

I was on a punt recently and she said that my knob had grown to a massive size - now I know that I am no giant in that department, probably below average, but it was good to hear and I smiled.  She then said she was going to use an extra large condom so as not to restrict me!  Now I knew that she was being a good professional and just saying all that to make me feel good, but despite knowing it was rubbish it worked, I felt great and performed like a stallion!!

Yes I know she says that to all the guys...

Had the same said to me; and as I'd seen this girl a few times I don't think she was lying. I do believe that in certain circumstances your cock can be bigger than usual. I always make sure she has large condoms   

But best was a girl I saw in Basingstoke when I was on business. She told me I was so good that she should pay me! She didn't of course

[sir_david]

Madlin : “Do you want to meet me?”
Puzzled look : ‘But I’m meeting you, right now?”.
Lost in translation : “Do you want to eat me?”.

[Warwick Hunt]

"Oooohhhh thats a nice cock"  :roll eyes:

But i bet she says that to all the guys 

[spkmstr48]

I was on a punt recently and she said that my knob had grown to a massive size - now I know that I am no giant in that department, probably below average, but it was good to hear and I smiled.  She then said she was going to use an extra large condom so as not to restrict me!  Now I knew that she was being a good professional and just saying all that to make me feel good, but despite knowing it was rubbish it worked, I felt great and performed like a stallion!!

Yes I know she says that to all the guys...

Better that than the tight girl I once saw who only had small condoms and kept squeezing the blood back out of the poor chap!

[spkmstr48]

Sounds like she was very lonely.  That would be a head-fuck for me!

God no, not a clingy one, trust you didn't see her again?

[justfornow]

I was told recently that I had really soft lips as I was kissing the back of her neck. I replied "well, I'd better not stop doing this then"
"Stop what?" She replied
Oh FFS! 

hahaha that is the best...were enough in to it to keep a straight face or have you burst out laughing ?

[squeezebox]

After a few minutes with her on top and I'm not ready to pop yet: "Do you want to take a shower".  After the look of surprise on my face she laughed and changed it to: "Do you want to change position". Limited English vocabulary meant that she had chosen the wrong one of her few stock phrases.

She might of been about to squirt..

[Stealthshagger]

"Anal at the end, shit in the bed not sexy"


Why do anal if you don't prepare? Why would I want shit all over the bed during a punt whether it is at the end or not?

[johnnyboy61]

Three quotes from successive meetings with the same WG:

After initial kissing and exploring on the bed her hand went down to my groin and she gave a jump when she touched my erect penis. "Oh I thought it was your leg!", she exclaimed. Unfortunately I'm distinctly average in the middle leg department, but the other two are quite large. Think she was expecting him not to have put in an appearance yet.

Again near the beginning of the meet as I was just warming up and quite randomly: "I had a wank today" ! ??

She takes some time to orgasm, but with a combination of oral and g-spot fingering she finally got there. Was expecting some usual WG platitude such as "that was really good " or "what an expert you are Johnny" so I was a little deflated when her first comment was "isn't it getting dark outside".

However it's not all one sided as she was telling me how clients can bring her flowers and  chocolates, my gifts so far have been boards to reinforce her bed (it wasn't up to doing doggy on and I didn't want to use the floor) and masculine smelling shower gel. How romantic am I!!

[Ali Katt]

"It's a banana flavoured condom"
Me: "Banana?
Her:"well, it's big enough"

Also on the same punt:
"how are you?"
Me:"I'm alright"
Her:"You're more than alright"

[Cda1966]

Went to a parlour once and the girl was kinda pissed, so I phoned up and complained and the woman told me to come back on a day she was there, and I could someone else for free, which I did

[anyfucker]

you are blessed.

[anonyorks]

Probably an act by all but I've been complemented on my RO in a few when they've seemed shocked to enjoy it and orgasm. Perks of having a big tongue I suppose......

[HappyandLucky]

Probably an act by all but I've been complemented on my RO in a few when they've seemed shocked to enjoy it and orgasm. Perks of having a big tongue I suppose......

Mini Troll - Or they don't like the look of your face 

[Zeusthedoc]

heard recently:

WG: have you considered creating yourself an AW profile? I'm sure there's loads of women who would pay to sleep with you

Me: would you consider yourself to be amongst them?

WG: No.

[spkmstr48]

heard recently:

WG: have you considered creating yourself an AW profile? I'm sure there's loads of women who would pay to sleep with you

Me: would you consider yourself to be amongst them?

WG: No.

Yeah, heard that one years ago. I think some WGs get a brain to mouth disconnect at times.

[Bikerboy]

Said about 5 minutes into a punt by a girl with 60+ aw fb; ' that's a record, no one has ever made me cum that quickly before!'

If only I could wizard that effect on every punt!

[Gordo987]

 "Could you get hold of a fireman's uniform? My sister's having her hen night on Friday and she's looking for a male stripper. It's OK, there will only be about 20 hot bitches there."

  I wish ....

[jsparky]

Just yesterday, a prossie told me .. I came twice ...! 

[Quesadilla]

"Fuck my arse - please!" by a wg who does not advertise A levels. She later told me she historically has only enjoyed it very occasionally in her civvy life and never before with a client.  Whether that last is true or not I really couldn't give a fuck because at the time it felt particularly naughty and I absolutely loved it.

[pye024]

hahaha that is the best...were enough in to it to keep a straight face or have you burst out laughing ?

We did have a laugh about it. I have seen her a few times and I have had to explain some of my comments to her but that time was priceless.

[threechilliman]

Punted with a girl the day before going on holiday and when I got out of the shower to find the towel I'd used earlier, she told me to get a fresh one. I said "I'll treat you like my wife and try and keep the washing down", to which she replied, "I wish you would treat me like your wife and take me on holiday tomorrow!" Made us both chuckle.

tcm

[NEGaz]

A very well reviewed North East escort said "you've got a fab cock" and I said bet you say that to all the guys. She said hell no lol. Then proceeded to tell me how lush I was. Even if she never meant it. It's bloidy good for my ego lol

[spkmstr48]

Hungarian WG before punt began: You're a nice guy.

Me: No I'm not.

[virtualplayer]

Sorry love, but with a cock that size you're not having anal with me!

Had the same when seeing a girl recently who is turning into a regular. She has only recently started doing A levels. However did then say that we could work on her being able to me up her arse. 

[Topgun]

Just after she first opened the door to me she was looking at me as if she was genuinely a bit confused then she asked "are you a male escort?"
I was like... no but I wish lol

[Sparquin]

" I'd like to take you home with me". Sadly she did not.

[dc0582]

Unprompted while giving me a BJ yesterday 'you're really hard, it's really nice' 

[306]

here take £20 back its fine really !

[bangerben]

"I should be paying you!"

[squeezebox]

"That cock is going to make me cum"

It didn't, although it wasn't through want of trying...

[lancspunter]

Hungarian WG before punt began: You're a nice guy.

Me: No I'm not.

That made me chuckle.

I have had a few nice things said recently. One girl was coming down from a particularly intense orgasm from me fingering her and said, breathlessly, "Where the fuck did you learn to do that?!"

As she was leaving, the same girl said "Can I come and stay tomorrow night - no charge - just hang out?!" Ended up with a 14 hour freebie apart from the meal and drinks I bought.

The next was said by text prior to a meeting, so not sure if it counts. Had seen this girl the week before and as I was stopping in her city again I contacted her for another meeting via text rather than through AW. Agreed on price and length of time etc. then about an hour before the meeting she sent me a text saying "My girlfriend is bored. Mind if she joins us?" She did. Great few hours.

[rafatheira]

Fucking hell some of you lot have done well with the freebies and what not!

I've gotten the nice body/do you work out thing a few times...but then I do take care of that a fair bit, but nothing really apart from that.

[lancspunter]

Fucking hell some of you lot have done well with the freebies and what not!

I've gotten the nice body/do you work out thing a few times...but then I do take care of that a fair bit, but nothing really apart from that.

If it's any consolation I have been punting for 30+ years on and off, and these freebies/bonuses are both recent. Nothing of any note has been said or happened in the past.

[Bikerboy]

Said about 5 minutes into a punt by a girl with 60+ aw fb; ' that's a record, no one has ever made me cum that quickly before!'

If only I could wizard that effect on every punt!

Same escort, same punt. Escort squirted fairly relentlessly and climaxed, throughout 2.5 hours of our 2 hour booking, with very few breaks.

Me: 'I guess you must squirt a lot then!' Her: 'Very rarely, where did you learn how to do that (fingering)?' ...

Like I said, if only magic worked that well on every punt! 

[spkmstr48]

Same escort, same punt. Escort squirted fairly relentlessly and climaxed, throughout 2.5 hours of our 2 hour booking, with very few breaks.

Me: 'I guess you must squirt a lot then!' Her: 'Very rarely, where did you learn how to do that (fingering)?' ...

Like I said, if only magic worked that well on every punt! 

OMG!

At that point, you should have said, "I've got a dog crate in the car, care to come home with me and live in the basement?"

My fantasies are straying into the real world again, aren't they?

[tilt8890]

I was on a punt recently and she said that my knob had grown to a massive size - now I know that I am no giant in that department, probably below average, but it was good to hear and I smiled.  She then said she was going to use an extra large condom so as not to restrict me!  Now I knew that she was being a good professional and just saying all that to make me feel good, but despite knowing it was rubbish it worked, I felt great and performed like a stallion!!

Yes I know she says that to all the guys...

Yea I was said that too, (your cock's too big) kinda thing.. One funny comment was from a Czech escort in barking.. Who said I got a beautiful cock.. That was funny to call bit beautiful..

[Bikerboy]

OMG!

At that point, you should have said, "I've got a dog crate in the car, care to come home with me and live in the basement?"

My fantasies are straying into the real world again, aren't they?

That's very funny!

[johnnyboy61]

Before we all get consumed by the green eyed monster of envy, it's just as well to remind ourselves that we all post anonymously and claims made on here are difficult to substantiate. I am not saying that many of the recent comments on this thread may have drifted into fantasy, but we ought to treat claims of 14 hour freebies and 2.5 hours of virtually continuous orgasm with at least a little scepticism, if not a large bucket of salt!

[HappyandLucky]

Before we all get consumed by the green eyed monster of envy, it's just as well to remind ourselves that we all post anonymously and claims made on here are difficult to substantiate. I am not saying that many of the recent comments on this thread may have drifted into fantasy, but we ought to treat claims of 14 hour freebies and 2.5 hours of virtually continuous orgasm with at least a little scepticism, if not a large bucket of salt!

Let the fantasists play, otherwise they only get to play with themselves 

[johnnyboy61]

Let the fantasists play, otherwise they only get to play with themselves 

Ok, ha ha.