Best thing said to you by a WG

[SamLP]

I'm not deliberately picking on you - I hadn't realised that I had commented on a previous quote of yours above.
If you've had PM discussions with other established members of this forum, then I'll accept that, but let's just say that, to me, there does seem to be a bit of wishful thinking on this thread.....

I've had more than what I've quoted said to me but I take things with a pinch of salt. However, I do genuinely believe when a girl is being genuine. Most fake reactions and say good things and some are good actors and I can see through it, but there are a few genuine ones. Like I mentioned, I've never had a freebie but I've had extra time from some who seemed to enjoy the punt. My example that made you skeptical is genuine, no fantasy or wishful thinking. I had seen her a few times for a massage and we clicked. The next session was DFK and a few extras but no FS. The next time she prompted it with that quote and I've seen her a few times since and no massage was given.

[Buster Bhakdoorsin]

WG Response to me asking for Deep throat:

"I'm only five foot six!"


WG Response to me asking for Anal.

"If you think that is going anywhere near my arse, you should consider fucking yourself!"

[MrSmiley]

WG Response to me asking for Deep throat:

"I'm only five foot six!"


WG Response to me asking for Anal.

"If you think that is going anywhere near my arse, you should consider fucking yourself!"

hee hee

[Sparquin]

You're the best I've had today.

Sadly it was only mid afternoon 

And


Are you sure you're 59?

I like to believe she thought I was younger but on reflection perhaps not.

Probably the best

I could come from the sound of your voice

[Happylad]

WG Response to me asking for Anal.

"If you think that is going anywhere near my arse, you should consider fucking yourself!"

If it`s that long you probably should - much cheaper than punting and you could do it bareback as well

[milfwklover]

You're the best I've had today.

Sadly it was only mid afternoon 

And


Are you sure you're 59?

I like to believe she thought I was younger but on reflection perhaps not.

Probably the best

I could come from the sound of your voice

I love that one!

[suttonporksword]

"I would like to see you again but only for pleasure not business".  I took her up on the offer but she wanted something serious whereas I was happy just with the sex

[johnny34]

'When you leave can you leave your tongue behind' 

[password02]

A classic -
'Ahh as its your birthday soon perhaps we can spend the day together on your birthday and make it the best birthday treat ever'

Too scared to ask how much it will cost me!!! 

[Type_O_Negative]

I was on the train after my second visit and i got text message from her "Wish i had man just like you". I felt so nice... But i knew it was only a game...

[Jamboney]

This wasn't actually said to me but was left this comment on some feedback from last year "I just loved the way he touch me. Come back to me soon" probably a ploy but nevertheless it had the desired effect on my ego 

[andrei]

"if you let me go now i promise i wont press charges"

and she never did

(because its a joke, lol)

[Riyjay13]

A smattering of personal favourites, all from different girlies

"You've got a wicked dick - You're as big as some black blokes I know".

'You can cum anywhere you like'

'If it'll go up, then yes you can fuck my arse'

[vanillaslice686]

"You don't look like you have Ebola"

.      YOU SIR ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS

[superchamp]

Occasionally the blue pills have the effect of delaying the pop and after one very long non stop fuck session the girl says "I'm going to charge you double next time you visit". "why's that?" I say. "Because I'm proper fucked and I don't want to see another customer today now". 

[squeezebox]

"Can my room mate join us as she hasn't had a booking all week"

When she walked in, she was hotter than the original WG I'd booked...

[Zeusthedoc]

"Can my room mate join us as she hasn't had a booking all week"

When she walked in, she was hotter than the original WG I'd booked...

So the roommate joined for free?
Noice!!

[socks]

A really sultry, great eye contact "Can I suck your cock?" during the early stages of a threesome, when they were laying naked either side of me doing three way wanking and kissing - nearly popped on the spot.

An elatedly exhausted "you're a good fuck buddy" while changing positions yet again during a massive anal fuck session, when i somehow found the energy to last for ages and the ability not to come despite pumping it like a steam train's main piston.

"you could charge for that" after a very rare master class in combined clit licking and bum fingering, gave her an orgasm that I knew was genuine 'cos creaming cuntholes and anal sphincter spasms aren't something they can just do to order, especially at the same time (if you know to the contrary keep it to yourself as I'm happy with the illusion/delusion)

[Kingy28]

Many times at LMP when I walked into a room

"Hey you, come over here & let me suck your cock"

[Marmalade]

I love the LMP ones, all said with lovely enthusiasm.

But how would you know if a prossie were being totally honest? And why would you care?

If anyone else has or remembers the extended, uncensored version of Nelly's Tip Drill video .... after the guys have sung "It must be your ass cos it ain't your face" the half naked girls come back with "It must be your money cos it ain't your face..."

When has a girl ever said that with a good-natured wink as she gets her kegs off...?

[threechilliman]

Many times at LMP when I walked into a room

"Hey you, come over here & let me suck your cock"

Or when they come into the lounge and say 'I need some cock' and look at you.... nice!

tcm

[Stick]

You have so Big disck!  You are the first client to day! 

[HappyandLucky]

After an hour with a regular, she asked why don't you take me out for a Chinese and then come back and stay the night for free. I was on a tight timescale and have to plan ahead for an overnight so had to decline. It's not been offered again despite my blatant hints, but I do get preferential rates when I revisit

[fredpunter]

You have so Big disck!  You are the first client to day! 

I prefer "you are my last client today, stay as long as you like" - it has happened, but not very often.

[Gordo987]

You have so Big disck!  You are the first client to day! 

Hah, more like "are you sure its in?" 

[Buster Bhakdoorsin]

I was running late in a mancunian parlour a few months ago and had received the dreaded knocks on the door, when the stunning blonde I was hanging out of the back of said the following to me:
"I don't care how many times they knock, don't stop fucking me until you cum - or I pass out"

I lasted about 3.4 seconds after that.

I bet she wished she'd said that earlier!


 

[Dr Leg]

"That was better than a workout at the gym, I am sweating like a pig"

As for me, I could not talk for 5 minutes and could hardly walk to the shower ......

[sumofallparts]

I reckon 75% of the things said by WG's are money compliments, i.e. you have it, I want it - a wallet prising open kind word.
Repeat business is the name of the game.
However, that leaves 25% that are probably accurate and 'heat of the moment' true. There are some girls who are total sex addicts.

[yourgent]

Just yesterday I was told, 'that condom looks a bit tight, are you sure its ok?',

the only reply I could muster was, '...ah you get used to it'

didn't dare ask what size it was in case it ruined the illusion

[james1979]

Years ago I was walking along the reeperbahn (Hamburg) trying to find my mates and was getting stopped every few yards by the girls touting for business (sex god/walking wallet that I am) and to gat rid of one particularly persistant prossie I told her that I was married, she replied "That's okay, I don't get jealous baby."  Couldn't resist her after that.

[riskytimes]

oi you have not paid !!!

[threechilliman]

On my last punt I was eating her pussy with some gusto, when I stopped and said l love eating pussy to which she replied 'Yes, thats fairly obvious, does your wife ever let you out of the bedroom?'

On a completely different tack, when I referred to a punt, she asked me what a punt was. No idea whether she was being serious.....

tcm

[suffolkmark]

I was once driving away from a meet when my phone went; it was the SP "I completely forgot to remind you about the money!"

The same girl also said "If you supply the picnic I'll supply the time" a 3 hour session for 1 and a bit money.

[suffolkmark]

When having a threesome with 2 girls out of area,

"I'm not putting that in my mouth after it's been in her".

This after a vigorous bi 69 session between the two of them!

[mcb]

“Oh my god! You seem like a normal guy!”

Said to me by the first escort I punted with as she opened the door. If she said it to make me feel like a million dollars and to ease my thumping heart due to my nerves, then it worked.

[dork]

you guys really know how to make me feel inadquate

[bigmc]

" Don't cum in my ass, don't you want to pull out and shoot in my face instead ?"
 I struggled to keep hold of my load long enough to get the rubber off and for her to turn round. Just has she got to my Cock, I hit her in the face with a huge load, she loved it, dirty girl !

[Clooney]

I jus thought of another absolutely hysterical one. Quite recently as it goes.

When we were finishing up, the lovely Jenna Cummings of Chalk Farm said...

"You look like that bloke in Wolf of Wall Street"

(At this point I'm sincerely hoping she's not thinking about Jonah Hill)

Whassis name? The main guy... Leo Di Caprio! There! Look, I've paused it then! You do! You do!

For the record, I look absolutely NOTHING like Leonardo Di Caprio. Even on his worst day. Even when he's hung over and coming down from a monster coke, bolly and hooker-fest.

Lovely girl, but she might want to get her eyes tested.

[CoolTiger]

I jus thought of another absolutely hysterical one. Quite recently as it goes.

When we were finishing up, the lovely Jenna Cummings of Chalk Farm said...

"You look like that bloke in Wolf of Wall Street"

(At this point I'm sincerely hoping she's not thinking about Jonah Hill)

Whassis name? The main guy... Leo Di Caprio! There! Look, I've paused it then! You do! You do!

For the record, I look absolutely NOTHING like Leonardo Di Caprio. Even on his worst day. Even when he's hung over and coming down from a monster coke, bolly and hooker-fest.

Lovely girl, but she might want to get her eyes tested.

#SHGTS

[threechilliman]

“Oh my god! You seem like a normal guy!”

Said to me by the first escort I punted with as she opened the door. If she said it to make me feel like a million dollars and to ease my thumping heart due to my nerves, then it worked.

I've had the normal guy thing said to me, which is quite reassuring in an odd way!

tcm

[Jimmybob]

No charge  not happened yet ofcourse.

[Clooney]

#SHGTS

Damn right!!!

[Zeusthedoc]

one time, during an outcall, I was asked to meet the WG in the hotel reception (nice and discreet right!!)

well, there was this balding, fat man in reception as i arrived downstairs....
met the WG and took her upstairs to the room

her first comment was,
thank god it was you and not that fat fuck, otherwise i would have told the driver to just drive off!

made me giggle a bit!

[fredpunter]

one time, during an outcall, I was asked to meet the WG in the hotel reception (nice and discreet right!!)

well, there was this balding, fat man in reception as i arrived downstairs....
met the WG and took her upstairs to the room

her first comment was,
thank god it was you and not that fat fuck, otherwise i would have told the driver to just drive off!

made me giggle a bit!

Got a link? Need to make sure I avoid her.

[SamLP]

I jus thought of another absolutely hysterical one. Quite recently as it goes.

When we were finishing up, the lovely Jenna Cummings of Chalk Farm said...

"You look like that bloke in Wolf of Wall Street"

(At this point I'm sincerely hoping she's not thinking about Jonah Hill)

Whassis name? The main guy... Leo Di Caprio! There! Look, I've paused it then! You do! You do!

For the record, I look absolutely NOTHING like Leonardo Di Caprio. Even on his worst day. Even when he's hung over and coming down from a monster coke, bolly and hooker-fest.

Lovely girl, but she might want to get her eyes tested.

  Quite a few need their eyes tested, one once said I looked like Sylvester Stallone 
I look nothing like him. I used to be compared to David Blaine eons ago though

[Clooney]

Quite a few need their eyes tested, one once said I looked like Sylvester Stallone 
I look nothing like him. I used to be compared to David Blaine eons ago though

Seriously though, in just abou every facet if my appearance I am NOTHING like Leonardo Di Caprio.

Well, same hair colour, but that is it...

[Zeusthedoc]

Got a link? Need to make sure I avoid her.

This was a long while ago, some website for outcall girls to your hotel 24/7.

either in liverpool or glasgow, I can't remember which.

[Hungarian Lover]

The lovely girl I was seeing said to me as we lay on the bed together " I want to find a man like you" to which I said "I want to find a girl like you!". Shame she was 25 and I'm at the other end of life!

[squeezebox]

Seriously though, in just abou every facet if my appearance I am NOTHING like Leonardo Di Caprio.

Well, same hair colour, but that is it...

Maybe she meant the other Leonardo...

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[Takkyballs]

"You are crazy that was amazing!" The wag said to me saying "I'm not that crazy!"  I said Smiling as she turns around on the phone... Boyfriend? Certainly not me! Lol