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Author Topic: Best thing said to you by a WG  (Read 46974 times)

Offline The_Don

Translation: "Sorry baby, only time for a wet wipe"

 :lol:

As long as its after the time is up

Offline a10

"Don't worry about paying extra, I quite enjoyed doing that"

Only happened once, but I live in hope of it happening again  :rolleyes:


Offline johnnyboy61

Translation: "Sorry baby, only time for a wet wipe"

You're kidding? And there was I thinking it meant "My God, you're hung like a horse. What a stud, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the day"
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Offline jlike

Her - that's good, you are in nice and deep
Me - that's good cause I ain't that big
Her - your'e big enough believe me.

Also, when we finished, 'well that cured my hangover'

Said to me today by wg, 1st meet. I can see I will be returning, good marketing on her part.

Translation .... feel free to dip your biscuit

zajebiście (Polish) - 1. fucking great or 2. out-fucking-standingly

 :hi:

Might be small beer but finally got a sort of plaudit that sounded genuine and sincere! "Mmmm... you smell really lovely, what IS that you've put on?" Delivered well into session, long after ice-breaking pleasantries were done and with my spritzed chest gliding past her snout during mish so hence my inclination to take it as genuine; well, I'm having it whatever cos it's best/only one I've got!

Offline comaminion

Got told I look like I lost weight today  :dance:

I don't believe it as I have not been dieting but on the flip side been drinking more and stressed more

So maybe

Am genuinely going to start trying though bored of being a fatty
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Offline Andyply

« Last Edit: September 05, 2015, 10:57:56 PM by Andyply »


Offline unclesweetheart

Banning reason: Prossie fanboy + Sharing account with banned member (Atticus Finch aka Sylvester)

Offline The_Don

« Last Edit: September 06, 2015, 08:37:52 AM by The_Don »

Offline spkmstr48

Why just EE?

Most profiles should be viewed with 'a pinch of salt'

Or the entire Bonneville Salt Flats

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
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Timmy2

Said to me recently…. Could end up being the best thing said to me  “I can’t see you anymore, it wouldn’t be fair to the rest of the UKP members if I saw you.  UKPunting is such a dirty horrible site……”
Raddy

Offline nike

The usual crap,  U've got a beautiful cock, which she probably says to all the guys.  Probably true, ur very clean and look and smell really fresh. Ur nails are so clean,  too many guys have dirty nails.

Offline comaminion

Said to me recently…. Could end up being the best thing said to me  “I can’t see you anymore, it wouldn’t be fair to the rest of the UKP members if I saw you.  UKPunting is such a dirty horrible site……”
Raddy


Link this heathen  :mad:
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Offline johnnyboy61

After a particularly fruitful session of RO with some well directed finger stimulation and she wanted to know what I had done to her:  "Jesus, I didn't even know I had a G-spot!"

She later confessed that her boyfriend was unable to give her an orgasm and when I suggested that you know what to tell him to do now she sadly said that he didn't take kindly to being directed.
Banning reason: Successfully caused damaging problems on UKEscorting

Offline Seahorse

Pretty similar to Johnnyboy ...

I was giving RO to my regular of the time (it was she who taught me the finer points ... well, perhaps all of the points) when she suddenly said "Just get on the fucking bed!"  Obviously I did, and she just rode my face before I got a huge thigh squeeze and she had a massive orgasm on me.  She then said, "I know I like a little teasing, but Jesus, sometimes, I just want to come!!".  I got a hell of a session with her after that.

During one of the breaks she said the second best thing I've ever heard from a WG.  "I guess I'll not be able to fake it with you after that, will I?"
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Offline Siadwel

'You can call me if I'm not showing as Available, I'll always be available for you'.

Two weeks ago, and again yesterday. True to her word, too.

Offline MrBridger

Her - "I've never done anal before but I've been practising with a toy."

Me - "well if you ever need someone to try it for real..."

Her - "That's kind of why I mentioned it to you"

Back of the net!  :yahoo:
Banning reason: Spreading allegations against another punter because of personal dispute

jcdmj12

Wet Ginger, 2 mins after I walked in - I want to do a submissive session today, please tie me up and whip me (for no extra charge). She got soaking wet as well.   :yahoo:

Have tried to book her for a repeat performance several times since and never managed it as she's so damned flaky!  :dash:

Offline johnnyboy61

Different girl from my quote above, but after RO again and by far the cheesiest thing a WG has said to me (as I teasingly reminded her on the next meet): "I just had to look down to check that you were real and I wasn't dreaming"  :vomit:

Next meet, the first one of the day after the same activity: "what a way to start the day, I need you in my bed every morning."  :hi:
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Offline Seahorse

Can't compete this time Johnnyboy!
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Offline MrBridger

Something linked to my post above, but which probably belongs in the 'worst things' thread, from a different WG:

I jokingly said 'you don't mind doing anal with me because I've got a tiny cock'.

Of course the correct response would have been 'don't be silly, it's huge'.

What she actually said was 'don't worry, I've seen smaller ones'.

I think she meant well, but it wasn't quite what I wanted to hear.
 :cry:
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