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Author Topic: Best thing said to you by a WG  (Read 46972 times)

Offline SamLP

Romanians as well. I had one who said "you nearly killed me", I said "maybe if I had been trying", I wasn't really going out of my way to put in a good performance.

 :D I've had the "nearly" one too. I just reply that I'm half dead too with the energy I put in, and if they have a sense of humour I reply that I don't want that to happen otherwise I'll hard a hard time explaining to the police what happened. "So what happened next? Well officer she was asking me to fuck her harder"

Online Marmalade

Perhaps this should be a "tips" thread for SAAFE. "Good things to say to a punter." Or, "Things to say to a punter that he will think are good."

Yummy.  :rolleyes:

Offline DG

Two of my favourite statements from WGs;

"You want to cum in my mouth, don't you?"

"Do you want to mess up my make-up now?"

And of course I never tire of;

"Wait a minute, let me get an extra large one" My regular girl keeps a personal supply of my favourite brand of extra large condoms for me; damn that makes me feel good  :yahoo:
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"that was your first time, really..?"  ....

and not on same punt obviously..

"You're kids are how old!"

&

"You're killing me" <in a nice way during a marathon shagging session..>








Your a great kisser
You've got a cheeky grin
Come in my arse
You've ruined me

All said to me on my last punt :dance:
 

Offline riskytimes

thanks darlin !! after I pushed the polyps back up her arse !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"pushed the polyps back up her arse".. that's so cute..LOL..

Offline comaminion

I did not get laughed out

That was complimentary enough

Some aw feedback saying good looking , I know I'm not good looking, not even close to average but ill take it  :thumbsup:
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Online Marmalade

I did not get laughed out

That was complimentary enough

Some aw feedback saying good looking , I know I'm not good looking, not even close to average but ill take it  :thumbsup:

It pales after a bit. But good looking is in the eye of the beholder as fluffies constantly remind us so I guess if the prossie's well paid and you're polite and clean she probably is 'correct' in calling you good looking.

Stick with dream. :cool:

Online Marmalade

Remember there's always some hideously ugly cunt who's less good looking than you.

If that doesn't work, remember being good looking is not part of the price you pay: it's part of the goods/services she supposedly offers. 
 :cool:

Online Marmalade

Romanians as well. I had one who said "you nearly killed me"

So much nicer than when it was her pimp.

Quote
I said "maybe if I had been trying", I wasn't really going out of my way to put in a good performance.
Quote right.  What does she think you're there for? Marks out of ten??

Offline spkmstr48

Yesterday:

LK: You fuck me how I like to be fucked

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
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Offline 306

i must have known you in a past life,
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Offline sticko

Couple of weeks ago - 'stop torturing me with your tongue and fuck me hard'

Although maybe that was because I'm just not very good at it  :D

And earlier today (imagine this mumbled) - 'I'th got one of your arth hairs caught on my tongue thtud'

Fucking hilarious, but quite painful when she, er, disengaged.

S


"you know how to touch the girl.....Is make my tits hard!"  :D

I think she meant I stimulated her in a way to make her nipples hard...maybe  :D

"you are my English friend"

"I thought you was Italian"

I took that as a compliment of course!...but she might of compared me to Super Mario, which I do not look like :P

"your skin is so soft!, what is it!?"

"You are my favorite guy"  :D

ORLY!


Oh girls I luv you!!!!! X  :drinks:

Offline johnnyboy61

Just posted this in a review about a different girl offering something not on her enjoys list, but thought it should belong in this thread:

Visiting a girl who doesn't allow fingering she was getting very wet so I decided to take a gamble and slowly and gently slipped my finger in, giving her the chance to pull away from me if she didn't want me to go any further. I went down for some RO and slipped my finger in again and she soon came to a shuddering climax.  After she had recovered she said "I don't allow fingers, but I was enjoying it so much I didn't want you to stop".
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Offline SirFrank

Owwswww that's in my fucking cervix
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Online Ali Katt

Owwswww that's in my fucking cervix
I've had I can feel you in my stom-ach - that's the Japanese for you eyes bigger than their belly.

Just posted this in a review about a different girl offering something not on her enjoys list, but thought it should belong in this thread:

Visiting a girl who doesn't allow fingering she was getting very wet so I decided to take a gamble and slowly and gently slipped my finger in, giving her the chance to pull away from me if she didn't want me to go any further. I went down for some RO and slipped my finger in again and she soon came to a shuddering climax.  After she had recovered she said "I don't allow fingers, but I was enjoying it so much I didn't want you to stop".

I've had similar when I started fingering a girl who I didn't allow it - I didn't know at the time. I'd seen her once before so we were comfortable with each other. As I started probing:-

Her: I don't normally allow fingers.
Me: Oh sorry, d'you want me to stop?
Her: No!

Really nice moment that made us both giggle and led to very hot DFK with me gently playing with her.

tcm

Offline broksonic

I had one tell me that i have lovely teeth
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I've had similar when I started fingering a girl who I didn't allow it - I didn't know at the time. I'd seen her once before so we were comfortable with each other. As I started probing:-

Her: I don't normally allow fingers.
Me: Oh sorry, d'you want me to stop?
Her: No!

Really nice moment that made us both giggle and led to very hot DFK with me gently playing with her.

tcm

Christmas Eve 2006 in a parlour next door to the old Highfield Rd stadium in Coventry. I was the last client and the girls were all waiting to knock-off for their Christmas party. On entering the room the girl chosen to see me made a comment to her mate that she could cash up because she wasn't going to be long with me. Fucking cheek I thought.

So I thought well if its going to be a crap punt might as well get some decent reverse oral out of her if nothing else. That's what I started doing and she actually started to really enjoy it. So much so that ten minutes later her mate knocks on the door to hurry her up and the girl with me just told her to fuck off . So funny . But the best bit was she told me don't you dare stop I'm enjoying this too much.

Half an hour later I've walked out past all the other girls. Their filthy look and stares were priceless. One of my best punting moments.

Performing RO for a bit I get,

'Please, slip a finger in.'

Five minutes later,

'Wow, you have some skills.'

Walked with my head held high for the rest of the day!


Offline CHIMERA

"I have been expecting you, Mr Bond..."  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline melk

"You remind me of Superman!"

She then specified that it was more the Clark Kent side of Superman which i reminded her of, which was less impressive but still nice.


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