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Author Topic: Best thing said to you by a WG  (Read 47033 times)

Offline spkmstr48

If you wow her with the marmite, she may start fantasising about you.  :lol: :lol:

More likely, completely miss the joke and think I'm a weirdo.  :lol: :lol:
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline ATMIV

https://www.adultwork.com/2537636 or https://www.adultwork.com/x+Little+Katie+x

?? :unknown:

That's not who I had in mind, I've seen Katie a few times and not seen her squirt - if I'm with a girl who can squirt I can make it happen

I've got in mind a UKP platinum reviewed escort who regularly visits the southwest doesn't advertise squirting but very much can

Her comments to Bikerboy very much image compliments she also made to me

Banning reason: Prossie fanboy


34 review(s) found for x Little Katie x linked to in above post (31 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative)

Offline GreyDave

 :hi:

By Nicole 40kk of Bushey,

 " Here is £40 of your cash back after that you wont last another 1/2 hr or get another out" :cry:

The days before I took the blueys how I miss em (her twin peeks like footballs ) :D :D
« Last Edit: April 15, 2015, 10:02:38 AM by GreyDave »

Offline tristen92

"your cock is beautiful."
"I'm still shaking after that"
"you're so hot"
"I'm not even going to try to deepthroat that"
"you destroyed me"
"for fuck sake" (when I couldn't get hard after two pops)

Some of the memories make me want to quit my hiatus.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2015, 10:20:25 AM by chefboyxo »
Banning reason: STD scaremongering

Offline Salt

That's not who I had in mind, I've seen Katie a few times and not seen her squirt - if I'm with a girl who can squirt I can make it happen

I've got in mind a UKP platinum reviewed escort who regularly visits the southwest doesn't advertise squirting but very much can

Her comments to Bikerboy very much image compliments she also made to me



I've made LK squirt on numerous occasions.....

It's easy with correct technique...

What a sight!   :hi:



Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

"your cock is beautiful."
"I'm still shaking after that"
"you're so hot"
"I'm not even going to try to deepthroat that"
"you destroyed me"
"for fuck sake" (when I couldn't get hard after two pops)

Some of the memories make me want to quit my hiatus.

 :D



I've made LK squirt on numerous occasions.....

It's easy with correct technique...

What a sight!   :hi:

She might have to change her name to Little "Bellagio" Katie.. :hi:


Offline Marmalade

Is this the right thread to post "fanmail"?????????????????

Offline spkmstr48

Just now

Claudia: "Oh, God, YES!"

And

Me: "Shame we can't do this all day"
Claudia: "No one can do this all day!"

https://www.adultwork.com/2228027

This girl is not a talker so on this occasion believable comments.
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19 review(s) found for CLAUDIA___ linked to in above post (12 positive, 3 neutral, 4 negative)

Just now

Claudia: "Oh, God, YES!"

And

Me: "Shame we can't do this all day"
Claudia: "No one can do this all day!"

https://www.adultwork.com/2228027

This girl is not a talker so on this occasion believable comments.

Reminds of a comment from a WG I saw that offers GFE not a PSE.

As we were about to fuck, she whispers in my ear.."Destroy my pussy"   :drinks:

I did...and she wanted more...


19 review(s) found for CLAUDIA___ linked to in above post (12 positive, 3 neutral, 4 negative)

Offline richie

It's a close call between two from the same lady...

"My husbands going to dinner, will you come over and fuck me please?"

"Next time you're here I'm going to do a line of coke and let you fuck me in the arse as hard as you like."

She really is a keeper  :thumbsup:

Offline GalaxyMan

"My husbands going to dinner, will you come over and fuck me please?"

"Next time you're here I'm going to let you fuck me in the arse as hard as you like."


Link? :-) :-)

GM

Offline webpunter

"Next time you're here I'm going to do a line of coke and let you fuck me in the arse as hard as you like."
If you do the same then you should be able to do this for yonks.  Ages old trick the girlies in the southern european brothels selling this.  Coz its profitable for them and it makes it very hard to come - so punters extend the time.  You can then bash in her back doors properly  :drinks:   Link ?

Offline richie

Link? :-) :-)

GM

When I said she was a keeper I really meant it.

I was her first punter, she saw one more and decided that she only wanted me so we both deleted our AW profiles...  :thumbsup: :yahoo:

Offline richie

If you do the same then you should be able to do this for yonks.  Ages old trick the girlies in the southern european brothels selling this.  Coz its profitable for them and it makes it very hard to come - so punters extend the time.  You can then bash in her back doors properly  :drinks:   Link ?

If it wasn't for the random drugs testing at work then if be up for giving this a go  :thumbsup:

When I said she was a keeper I really meant it.

I was her first punter, she saw one more and decided that she only wanted me so we both deleted our AW profiles...  :thumbsup: :yahoo:
Why delete your own AW profile  :unknown:

Offline Zeusthedoc

Why delete your own AW profile  :unknown:

Because they now live happily ever after. Except he still frequents a punters website.....but he only sees one WG, and that WG only has two clients.  :crazy:

Neither of them need AW profiles...

Offline sam55

Because they now live happily ever after. Except he still frequents a punters website.....but he only sees one WG, and that WG only has two clients.  :crazy:

Neither of them need AW profiles...

 :D :D

Well it's nothing about what she said to me only. It's about what she said and did to me - she put her prices up but told me i'm very nice gentleman and very good returning client - so i can still visit her and pay 20% less.

But i told her i'm not going to come back.

Offline Marmalade

"Next time you're here I'm going to do a line of coke and let you fuck me in the arse as hard as you like."

What a dummy arrangement. If you are tolerant about coke you should both do a line and fuck for fucking hours.

Fucking someone who is high is not much fun when you are sober.

Offline howrude

Another thing that was said to me that I found entertaining was a girl I used to see would say "C'mon, lets see your cock juice" as the session progressed.

Offline Rye

Some of mine over the years....
"if you bring vanilla yogurt, i will suck off your cock, i doing that"
"have you got anything to spank me with? (picks up metal spatular from kitchen) "this will do"
(she) "i.m not leaving until you pop three times"
"sit on my chest so i can give you a tit wank and you give me a facial"
"my mother saw you leave and she told me you.re hot" :-/
"i.ve just put a strawberry in my pussy for you, will you eat it out of me"
"put your finger back in my ass, i.m cumming"
"can i please rim you" (i.d not done it before at the time)
"you can cuff and blindfold me and do what you like with me"
"next time, lets meet in a sex shop" ...yes i did agree and go with her
"you can cum in both our mouths" during double b.j. with them kneeling and sucking
"can i jump in the shower with you"
(after another threesome, in joint shower with one girl, she whispers about the other girl i booked) "Wow, she is fucking awesome, so beautiful and horny, where did you find her?" AW of course.
"yes you can eat a mars bar from my pussy"

...will add anymore i can think of.

Offline CoolTiger

Some of mine over the years....
"yes you can eat a mars bar from my pussy"

It wasn't a fried one??

Yuk  :D

Now if it was a Marathon Bar......

Offline hexohm

It wasn't a fried one??

Yuk  :D

Now if it was a Marathon Bar......

Showing your age there fella!



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