Best thing said to you by a WG

[Bikerboy]

Before we all get consumed by the green eyed monster of envy, it's just as well to remind ourselves that we all post anonymously and claims made on here are difficult to substantiate. I am not saying that many of the recent comments on this thread may have drifted into fantasy, but we ought to treat claims of 14 hour freebies and 2.5 hours of virtually continuous orgasm with at least a little scepticism, if not a large bucket of salt!

Hi JB61,

I can understand why some may be sceptical, indeed, before I started this hobby I too would have read this thread and concluded most of it was pure fantasy!

Of course, very little on the site is verifiable, including this thread.

Feel free to take my post with a bucket of salt if you want; you had to be there

I can't vouch for the other posts, although many sound to me like they are plausible. At the end of the day, I don't think it matters that much if there is fantasy, embellishment or exaggeration on this particular thread. It's a light hearted snapshot of some very personal stories, no more than that! 

[yorkshire123]

Before we all get consumed by the green eyed monster of envy, it's just as well to remind ourselves that we all post anonymously and claims made on here are difficult to substantiate. I am not saying that many of the recent comments on this thread may have drifted into fantasy, but we ought to treat claims of 14 hour freebies and 2.5 hours of virtually continuous orgasm with at least a little scepticism, if not a large bucket of salt!

Believe what you wish but I can assure you that mine was very much real 

I'm starving, fancy a bacon butty.

[dork]

as per original topic "lovely to hear from you, can't wait to see you again". Perhaps I'm cynical but last time I was there was over a year ago. Of course I am very memorable 

[Tony Montana]

After the condom came off inside the girl...

Me: "Are those extra large condoms?"

Her: "No, you have an extra small cock  "

Oh hang on, I misread the thread subject.

[lancspunter]

Before we all get consumed by the green eyed monster of envy, it's just as well to remind ourselves that we all post anonymously and claims made on here are difficult to substantiate. I am not saying that many of the recent comments on this thread may have drifted into fantasy, but we ought to treat claims of 14 hour freebies and 2.5 hours of virtually continuous orgasm with at least a little scepticism, if not a large bucket of salt!

Yes you are right - the 14 hour freebie never happened. I just made it up for the sake of it. Carry on.

[Tjkooker]

Yes you are right - the 14 hour freebie never happened. I just made it up for the sake of it. Carry on.

Don't get upset dear. Is it your time of month or something?

[plow.]

After giving one girl a particularly vigorous seeing to, we had to move the bed back to where it had come from. As we did so, she looked me in the eye and said 'You're a proper good fuck you are, you could fuck for England!'

Made me chuckle....

tcm

This one actually sounds legit. Well done sir!

[yorkshire123]

This one actually sounds legit. Well done sir!

And why wouldn't it be legit 

[plow.]

And why wouldn't it be legit 

Perhaps I was mislead by the first post, my bad.

[yorkshire123]

Perhaps I was mislead by the first post, my bad.

I wasn't having a dig just intrigued that's all, If you hang around long enough you will find that TCM has no reason to make shit up & in my opinion he is a trusted & respected NW punter.
Ok his bucket list exploits may be a little too exotic for some (including me) but trusted all the same.

[plow.]

I wasn't having a dig just intrigued that's all, If you hang around long enough you will find that TCM has no reason to make shit up & in my opinion he is a trusted & respected NW punter.
Ok his bucket list exploits may be a little too exotic for some (including me) but trusted all the same.

No probs, just me a bit quick to read and respond with the incorrect context in mind.

[mf_1101]

"Wow your underwear is so old school, like from The Simpsons!" - Today with Busty_Anita. Totally mental, but totally amazing.

[spkmstr48]

"Wow your underwear is so old school, like from The Simpsons!" - Today with Busty_Anita. Totally mental, but totally amazing.

Gotta see her, been on my HL for far to long.

[MrBridger]

One phrase that will live with me for a long time....'I've never been so wet'. You can think of as many stupid watersports jokes as you like but I will never forget that occasion. Absolute bliss, made me feel like Casanova and George Clooney rolled into one.

[threechilliman]

This one actually sounds legit. Well done sir!

Strangely, not only was it legit, but she left the same comment on my AW feedback. After we'd laughed about it she said 'I'm gonna leave that in your feedback' and she did!!

tcm

[Hordak3000]

Although she didn't say it to me, one woman I have seen repeatedly commented on AdultWork that I'm a 'complete tiger'  in the sack... I imagine she liked it when I launched myself into performing oral on her.

[unclesweetheart]

Two texts from two different girls:

"it was a great morning waking up with your skin"

"last night was utterly and beautifully filthy"

[Marmalade]

"I want to see you outside of work, no money."
"Oh that's good cos you were a lousy shag when I paid."

[Oxfordswing]

I've two AW feedbacks from different girls

1. Must be the best time I have ever had!
2. Wowee!!! One of my top three best experiences since being on AW he did wow me

Taken with the usual pinches of salt but they never do my Reverse Bookings any harm and get some great messages from girls who see them

Let's face it we all like a compliment

[spkmstr48]

Last weekend:

"You can do anything you want to me" (yes reviewed)

How could I turn down an offer like that.

[TheAntiHero]

A few years back with an older woman, she's giving me a blowjob, pauses for a second, looks up at me and says "You've got a lovely cock mate". Why yes.....yes I do 

[webpunter]

A few years back with an older woman, she's giving me a blowjob, pauses for a second, looks up at me and says "You've got a lovely cock mate". Why yes.....yes I do 

Use of the word 'mate'.  Not good.  Maybe a trans-gender ? 

[webpunter]

Last weekend:
"You can do anything you want to me" (yes reviewed)
How could I turn down an offer like that.

For easy reference:    https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showreviews;u=26153
External Link/Members Only     Straight onto HL 

[Dave2014]

"If we have children together, I can read them Gogol in Ukrainian"

[spkmstr48]

For easy reference:    https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showreviews;u=26153
External Link/Members Only     Straight onto HL 

Cheers

[HappyandLucky]

Tonight "you have too much energy" if I have paid for an hour I hope to be jiggy with it when possible.  With summer arriving early we were both sweaty.

[AgedCases]

I made a WG come 3 times solely by sucking her tits.

"You so know what you're doing," she groaned.

She still texts me every now and then to remind me.

[spkmstr48]

I made a WG come 3 times solely by sucking her tits.

"You so know what you're doing," she groaned.

She still texts me every now and then to remind me.

Yeah, I'll bet she does! Well done

[tallguy74]

I love it when she screams "i'm cumming"

[Siadwel]

'You have such a nice, soft, gentle touch.'

'We should have filmed that so I could put it on my profile.'

'Why do you always make me cum first?'

After an 18 month gap between visits, 'Oh, yeah, I remember you, alright'. Yeah, sure you do. In a pig's eye.

All from different girls.

I take it all with a huge lump of rock salt. If it weren't me they were saying it to, it would be some other punter.

[cueball]

During a recent punt where we'd been at it for ages and run over...

Me.... "Ha ha, I'm ready to go again"

Her... "fuck off"

[rafatheira]

I made a WG come 3 times solely by sucking her tits.

"You so know what you're doing," she groaned.

She still texts me every now and then to remind me.

  

[Highlander]

Her: I'm in love with your cock

Her: I wish my boyfriend fucked me like you do.

Her fella ended up reading this somehow and decided he didn't like me after that. Strange really as he got half of her earnings as part of their arrangement.

Another exchange with the same girl:

Her: My clients just cancelled and I've booked this hotel room.

Me: (chancing it) Freebie?

Her: Err...go on then.

2 hours of non stop no holes barred filth followed. I did give her a lift home after though 

We had a weekly arrangement whereby I booked her for an hour on a Friday and always ended up fucking her all afternoon for no extra.

If Carlsberg made escorts...She is not currently escorting unfortunately...

[tazz]

One polish women who really liked me as we had a fair bit in common. End of the hour punt and she said its not fair as she wanted to keep fucking me. Sadly as she wasnt independent we couldnt continue.

[howrude]

The most memorable thing a girl said to me was a time when a girl I regularly used to see was jerking me off. She all of a sudden said "Big Dick" in a slow, drawn out way and with an exagerated low voice. It came across as rather embarrasing and tacky but a turn on because of it.

[Bikerboy]

Same escort, same punt. Escort squirted fairly relentlessly and climaxed, throughout 2.5 hours of our 2 hour booking, with very few breaks.

Me: 'I guess you must squirt a lot then!' Her: 'Very rarely, where did you learn how to do that (fingering)?' ...

Like I said, if only magic worked that well on every punt! 

Same escort as my previous two posts in this thread, messaged 2 months after the same punt, (with another 15 + meets added to the previous 60+ Aw fb ) to say ' looking forward to seeing you again, btw, no one has yet made me squirt as much as you did'

This young lady is in great demand, so a really nice compliment.

If anyone wants to take a cynical pot shot at this post, go ahead. As I said before, you had to be there!

[HappyandLucky]

Same escort as my previous two posts in this thread, messaged 2 months after the same punt, (with another 15 + meets added to the previous 60+ Aw fb ) to say ' looking forward to seeing you again, btw, no one has yet made me squirt as much as you did'

This young lady is in great demand, so a really nice compliment.

If anyone wants to take a cynical pot shot at this post, go ahead. As I said before, you had to be there!

No pot shots but would you postca link or PM?

[spkmstr48]

No pot shots but would you postca link or PM?

Kitty?

[Bikerboy]

Would love to post a link, but don't think that would be fair on the escort in question, sorry.

It probably sounds like fiction to some; however, you know what they say, sometimes, life IS stranger than fiction! It was in this case anyway. 

[HappyandLucky]

Would love to post a link, but don't think that would be fair on the escort in question, sorry.

It probably sounds like fiction to some; however, you know what they say, sometimes, life IS stranger than fiction! It was in this case anyway. 

Just my view but most WG would love a mention as it brings the potential of more money. In fact it's more unfair to said WG and interested membership not to mention her. 

[spkmstr48]

Would love to post a link, but don't think that would be fair on the escort in question, sorry.

It probably sounds like fiction to some; however, you know what they say, sometimes, life IS stranger than fiction! It was in this case anyway. 

As above, reading your reviews I can only see one that mentions squirting, Kitty?

[Bikerboy]

Hi HGL

The girls I see all have more requests to meet than they can handle, so a mention would not help, in fact it could be argued it would overload their inbox further.

I appreciate the guesses!

It was a rare, but great experience, that's for sure....

[Zeusthedoc]

Hi HGL

The girls I see all have more requests to meet than they can handle, so a mention would not help, in fact it could be argued it would overload their inbox further.

I appreciate the guesses!

It was a rare, but great experience, that's for sure....

This isn't chatting about your civvie conquests around the water cooler in the break room. The whole point of this forum is paid for sex. It's your call - but i think in line with expectations of the context, you should divulge her name.

[ATMIV]

Hi HGL

The girls I see all have more requests to meet than they can handle, so a mention would not help, in fact it could be argued it would overload their inbox further.

I appreciate the guesses!

It was a rare, but great experience, that's for sure....

+1 I know exactly who you are talking about Bikerboy. Indeed she has said a few truly memorable things to me also, including this as a recent text message.



"I'm sure I'll be happy to try anything u desire! U know me.. =p xxx"

[Bikerboy]

This isn't chatting about your civvie conquests around the water cooler in the break room. The whole point of this forum is paid for sex. It's your call - but i think in line with expectations of the context, you should divulge her name.

Thanks for the guesses guys, but I won't be giving a name. I value discretion and it works both ways. Feel free to guess away or put pressure on, but a name ain't gonna happen!

Looking through this thread there are very few links to escorts, it's not the focus of this thread. I know the suspense may be killing, but that's the way it is.

[spkmstr48]

Booked Claudia (marmite girl) for a meet this coming weekend "Great" she says.

Does that mean she remembers me?

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Booked Claudia (marmite girl) for a meet this coming weekend "Great" she says.

Does that mean she remembers me?

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great = money in the bank shopping paid for this week

[spkmstr48]

great = money in the bank shopping paid for this week

Or worse still she may have been being ironic 

Still when I'm pounding her pus' and she's got her eyes closed fantasizing about somebody else, I'll still be a happy punter!

[Roth]

Or worse still she may have been being ironic 

Still when I'm pounding her pus' and she's got her eyes closed fantasizing about somebody else, I'll still be a happy punter!

If you wow her with the marmite, she may start fantasising about you. 

[Roth]

Same escort as my previous two posts in this thread, messaged 2 months after the same punt, (with another 15 + meets added to the previous 60+ Aw fb ) to say ' looking forward to seeing you again, btw, no one has yet made me squirt as much as you did'

This young lady is in great demand, so a really nice compliment.

If anyone wants to take a cynical pot shot at this post, go ahead. As I said before, you had to be there!

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