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Author Topic: Best thing said to you by a WG  (Read 46973 times)

Offline GeeWiz

Only thing I can think of is it's a variant of "you've been a bad boy".

Was really vanilla though.  5* hotel in Amsterdam and she invited me to take a 'souvenir picture' before she left.  English was her second language is all I could think.

Offline cueball

"That's fits in there just right"

Utter bollox I know but I can ride the pretend wave with the best of em

Oh and "that's not part of the deal" I should've said, calm down love, be like me and ride the pretend wave

Offline j122

After 4 pops in a 2hr meet with just under 5 mins to go...
"Do you have time for a quickie?"
"Yeah, if you're sure?"
"Well you'd best take me from behind then"

Unfortunately she'd worn the lil fella out.

Online Ali Katt

When you took you're clothes off you were like Superman.

Offline rockstar

"do you wanna cum in mouth ?"

-yeah but I will warn you I do cum alot.

"not a problem" - cough splutter gag - "wow you were not joking were you, lovely"  :cool:

"Do you think a girl could fall in love doing this?"

Both sad and cute if you knew who it was.

Offline johnnyboy61

After a few minutes with her on top and I'm not ready to pop yet: "Do you want to take a shower".  After the look of surprise on my face she laughed and changed it to: "Do you want to change position". Limited English vocabulary meant that she had chosen the wrong one of her few stock phrases.
Banning reason: Successfully caused damaging problems on UKEscorting

Offline Gordo987

Sorry love, but with a cock that size you're not having anal with me!
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Offline pye024

I was told recently that I had really soft lips as I was kissing the back of her neck. I replied "well, I'd better not stop doing this then"
"Stop what?" She replied
Oh FFS!  :dash:

Offline DG

I was on a punt recently and she said that my knob had grown to a massive size - now I know that I am no giant in that department, probably below average, but it was good to hear and I smiled.  She then said she was going to use an extra large condom so as not to restrict me!  Now I knew that she was being a good professional and just saying all that to make me feel good, but despite knowing it was rubbish it worked, I felt great and performed like a stallion!!

Yes I know she says that to all the guys...

Had the same said to me; and as I'd seen this girl a few times I don't think she was lying. I do believe that in certain circumstances your cock can be bigger than usual. I always make sure she has large condoms    :D

But best was a girl I saw in Basingstoke when I was on business. She told me I was so good that she should pay me! :) She didn't of course :(
Banning reason: White-knight

Madlin : “Do you want to meet me?”
Puzzled look : ‘But I’m meeting you, right now?”.
Lost in translation : “Do you want to eat me?”.

Offline Warwick Hunt

"Oooohhhh thats a nice cock"  :roll eyes:

But i bet she says that to all the guys  :(
Banning reason: Mouthpiece of banned pimp + Exposed as making false claims in relation to banned pimp

Offline spkmstr48

I was on a punt recently and she said that my knob had grown to a massive size - now I know that I am no giant in that department, probably below average, but it was good to hear and I smiled.  She then said she was going to use an extra large condom so as not to restrict me!  Now I knew that she was being a good professional and just saying all that to make me feel good, but despite knowing it was rubbish it worked, I felt great and performed like a stallion!!

Yes I know she says that to all the guys...

Better that than the tight girl I once saw who only had small condoms and kept squeezing the blood back out of the poor chap!
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline spkmstr48

Sounds like she was very lonely.  That would be a head-fuck for me!

God no, not a clingy one, trust you didn't see her again?
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

I was told recently that I had really soft lips as I was kissing the back of her neck. I replied "well, I'd better not stop doing this then"
"Stop what?" She replied
Oh FFS!  :dash:

hahaha that is the best...were enough in to it to keep a straight face or have you burst out laughing ? :)

After a few minutes with her on top and I'm not ready to pop yet: "Do you want to take a shower".  After the look of surprise on my face she laughed and changed it to: "Do you want to change position". Limited English vocabulary meant that she had chosen the wrong one of her few stock phrases.

She might of been about to squirt.. :unknown:

"Anal at the end, shit in the bed not sexy"


Why do anal if you don't prepare? Why would I want shit all over the bed during a punt whether it is at the end or not?

Offline johnnyboy61

Three quotes from successive meetings with the same WG:

After initial kissing and exploring on the bed her hand went down to my groin and she gave a jump when she touched my erect penis. "Oh I thought it was your leg!", she exclaimed. Unfortunately I'm distinctly average in the middle leg department, but the other two are quite large. Think she was expecting him not to have put in an appearance yet.

Again near the beginning of the meet as I was just warming up and quite randomly: "I had a wank today" ! ??

She takes some time to orgasm, but with a combination of oral and g-spot fingering she finally got there. Was expecting some usual WG platitude such as "that was really good " or "what an expert you are Johnny" so I was a little deflated when her first comment was "isn't it getting dark outside".

However it's not all one sided as she was telling me how clients can bring her flowers and  chocolates, my gifts so far have been boards to reinforce her bed (it wasn't up to doing doggy on and I didn't want to use the floor) and masculine smelling shower gel. How romantic am I!!
Banning reason: Successfully caused damaging problems on UKEscorting

Online Ali Katt

"It's a banana flavoured condom"
Me: "Banana?
Her:"well, it's big enough"

Also on the same punt:
"how are you?"
Me:"I'm alright"
Her:"You're more than alright"

Offline Cda1966

Went to a parlour once and the girl was kinda pissed, so I phoned up and complained and the woman told me to come back on a day she was there, and I could someone else for free, which I did


Probably an act by all but I've been complemented on my RO in a few when they've seemed shocked to enjoy it and orgasm. Perks of having a big tongue I suppose......

Probably an act by all but I've been complemented on my RO in a few when they've seemed shocked to enjoy it and orgasm. Perks of having a big tongue I suppose......
Mini Troll - Or they don't like the look of your face  :dash:

Offline Zeusthedoc

heard recently:

WG: have you considered creating yourself an AW profile? I'm sure there's loads of women who would pay to sleep with you

Me: would you consider yourself to be amongst them?

WG: No.

Offline spkmstr48

heard recently:

WG: have you considered creating yourself an AW profile? I'm sure there's loads of women who would pay to sleep with you

Me: would you consider yourself to be amongst them?

WG: No.

Yeah, heard that one years ago. I think some WGs get a brain to mouth disconnect at times.
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy


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