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Author Topic: Best thing said to you by a WG  (Read 46952 times)

Offline Stiltskin

One of the very well reviewed on UKP London girls told me: "You're the best I've had this weekend".

True or not, it was nice to hear.

Early Saturday morning? :D

Offline PD11

I've had two girls have me back for free. That was alright.

Offline Sedlmayer

I was playing with a girl who I was seeing quite regularly - just gently stimulating her anus with a fingertip - when she asked if I wanted to do anal. Never done it with her before, so I said yes, knowing it was an extra.
After giving her a really nice bumming and filling the condom, I went to give her the extra fee for anal.
"Oh no", she said "It was my idea, so you don't need to pay extra"  :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Offline SamLP

A few girls have their own nickname for me and they've saved my number under the chosen nickname. I haven't had freebies thrown in like some other members but generally get complimented a lot. Sometimes you can't hide the excitement in a girls eyes when she sees a regular she likes, and a few have shown it so I leave a gap before booking them again to safeguard any EAS. One well reviewed girl whispered she loved me after I had finished one time. Flattering as it was I pretended I didn't hear her. In her defence she probably meant she liked me as I had fucked her well and truly good.

Offline Sedlmayer

A few girls have their own nickname for me and they've saved my number under the chosen nickname. I haven't had freebies thrown in like some other members but

generally get complimented a lot. Sometimes you can't hide the excitement in a girls eyes when she sees a regular she likes, and a few have shown it so I leave a gap before booking them again to safeguard any EAS. One well reviewed girl whispered she loved me after I had finished one time.

Flattering as it was I pretended I didn't hear her. In her defence she probably meant she liked me as I had fucked her well and truly good.

 :vomit:

Offline Ben4454



''You look like the type of guy who could easily get a girl pregnant''

Dunno what to make of that one lol
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site


Offline Anadin

I don't know if they're all lying to me cause I suppose it's highly likely but being pretty self conscious about the size and length of my penis (blame porn) it's been nice have several providers in a row say that my member is quite thick and a couple have insisted I need XL condoms. I don't worry about it's size anymore.

Offline fredpunter

I am wondering if wgs obtain their supplies frim somewhere that marks all johnnys as extra large to bolster the punters ego. I couldn't help but notice that the packet of a johnny used on me recently was marked extra large, which is ridiculous. Pullovers, shirts, etc, extra extra large, but other bodily parts are normal at best.

Offline Anadin

I am wondering if wgs obtain their supplies frim somewhere that marks all johnnys as extra large to bolster the punters ego. I couldn't help but notice that the packet of a johnny used on me recently was marked extra large, which is ridiculous. Pullovers, shirts, etc, extra extra large, but other bodily parts are normal at best.

I've very occasionally had normal condoms be a bit tight (usually passante ones) but usually everything else fits fine particularly durex. I just googled it and according to this site "Guys with girth bigger than 5.1″ (130mm) should use a larger condom" so you don't have to be huge.

Offline kingkong

A few girls have their own nickname for me and they've saved my number under the chosen nickname. I haven't had freebies thrown in like some other members but generally get complimented a lot. Sometimes you can't hide the excitement in a girls eyes when she sees a regular she likes, and a few have shown it so I leave a gap before booking them again to safeguard any EAS. One well reviewed girl whispered she loved me after I had finished one time. Flattering as it was I pretended I didn't hear her. In her defence she probably meant she liked me as I had fucked her well and truly good.

I think they have the skills to do that with many many punters. The best prossie will be a great actress.

Offline Clooney

"Have a shower and a glass of wine if you like. Your time doesn't start until I have your cock in my mouth"

Offline dezzatheblue2

Been told numerous times I have a big cock and amazing tongue, true or not it makes you feel good  :rolleyes:
Banning reason: Fluffy twat

Offline cylon

Would you like your money back?  :thumbsup:


"Have you got a girlfriend? If not, why not?" (If I answered that, not sure where that could lead)

"I'm gonna make you cum 3 times today"  (going some in an hour for me)

"Make me gag with your cock and make me cry"  (First one easy, second one..the wallet's in car)






Offline Clooney

I also remember the legendary Russian sex goddess RoXXy at a Maxes Angels party about ten years ago, when we were having intense, deep, hard and fast anal sex, when she eventually came, begged me to stop she said "your girlfriend is a lucky girl!"

When I was being seen to at a Natasha's party by little Sascha and the horny black girl Georgie, I eventually unleashed an epic amount of cum all over Georgie's stomach, tits and face, she spluttered with laughter, removed a stay load from the bridge of her nose and eyebrow. I apologised, and Sascha (who was the pornstar Rio Mariah for anyone who remembers her) giggled and said "don't be sorry! Great cumshot!" before guzzling my spunk from Georgie's tits and face.

Busty enhanced blonde Emma from Soho Cottage all those years ago - "I love it doggie. You fuck hard like that and can last, so I know I'm going to enjoy it"

Tara from the same place, who also had a brief porn career in the states - "nice cock. You could do porn with that cock."

A funny one was a lovely, big busty Buttman style Hungarian girl with a blonde buzz cut like Amber Rose. We always overran and got on well. One afternoon we were lying next to one another after an epic bout of fucking, an she asked about my interests aside from sex. I began to say that one of my hobbies might sound a bit odd, and she cut me off saying - "Darling. We've just pissed in each others mouths and you've fucked my arse. What is it that is more weird than that?" which made me laugh quite a bit.

I've had a few compliments over the years. To be fair mainly from When I was younger and could fuck all night. I still get the odd one now though.


Offline peewee

Wow, i enjoyed that so much I'm not going to charge you. :yahoo:

Offline Goofy85

Early Saturday morning? :D

Sunday night, last client of the current forum darling.  :)

Offline stayer

From the same WG:

'Will you marry me?'

'When I came [after masturbating] I thought of you'

Offline musicman007

platinum cindy "wow you even cum like a pornstar"...to be fair was my birthday,which she knew so was buttering me up most probably :music:


A very steamy session with a well reviewed birmingham girl which had already run over by a fair bit, i was trying to untangle my self as had to get back to work with her saying don't go.  :D       

Offline Garden69

Is it me or is there a distinct smell of bullsh*t to a number of posts in this thread ? In my experience a WG may give a discount and may even throw in the odd "extra" for free but she's never ever going to give out freebies. Dream on !

Offline cylon

Would you like your money back?  :thumbsup:
Is it me or is there a distinct smell of bullsh*t to a number of posts in this thread ? In my experience a WG may give a discount and may even throw in the odd "extra" for free but she's never ever going to give out freebies. Dream on !

In my case it certainly wasn't a freebie. The condom split within the first few moments. Neither of us wanted to carry on and she offered my money back. As she'd given me loads of oral and foreplay I split it two ways and just took half. As for being given extra time and and actual freebies, for me it's never happened.


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