one time, during an outcall, I was asked to meet the WG in the hotel reception (nice and discreet right!!)
well, there was this balding, fat man in reception as i arrived downstairs....
met the WG and took her upstairs to the room
her first comment was,
thank god it was you and not that fat fuck, otherwise i would have told the driver to just drive off!
made me giggle a bit!