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Author Topic: Best thing said to you by a WG  (Read 47025 times)

I was running late in a mancunian parlour a few months ago and had received the dreaded knocks on the door, when the stunning blonde I was hanging out of the back of said the following to me:
"I don't care how many times they knock, don't stop fucking me until you cum - or I pass out"

I lasted about 3.4 seconds after that.

I bet she wished she'd said that earlier!


 

Offline Dr Leg

"That was better than a workout at the gym, I am sweating like a pig"

As for me, I could not talk for 5 minutes and could hardly walk to the shower ......

I reckon 75% of the things said by WG's are money compliments, i.e. you have it, I want it - a wallet prising open kind word.
Repeat business is the name of the game.
However, that leaves 25% that are probably accurate and 'heat of the moment' true. There are some girls who are total sex addicts.



Just yesterday I was told, 'that condom looks a bit tight, are you sure its ok?',

the only reply I could muster was, '...ah you get used to it'

didn't dare ask what size it was in case it ruined the illusion

Years ago I was walking along the reeperbahn (Hamburg) trying to find my mates and was getting stopped every few yards by the girls touting for business (sex god/walking wallet that I am) and to gat rid of one particularly persistant prossie I told her that I was married, she replied "That's okay, I don't get jealous baby."  Couldn't resist her after that.


On my last punt I was eating her pussy with some gusto, when I stopped and said l love eating pussy to which she replied 'Yes, thats fairly obvious, does your wife ever let you out of the bedroom?'

On a completely different tack, when I referred to a punt, she asked me what a punt was. No idea whether she was being serious.....

tcm

I was once driving away from a meet when my phone went; it was the SP "I completely forgot to remind you about the money!"

The same girl also said "If you supply the picnic I'll supply the time" a 3 hour session for 1 and a bit money.

When having a threesome with 2 girls out of area,

"I'm not putting that in my mouth after it's been in her".

This after a vigorous bi 69 session between the two of them!

Offline mcb

“Oh my god! You seem like a normal guy!”

Said to me by the first escort I punted with as she opened the door. If she said it to make me feel like a million dollars and to ease my thumping heart due to my nerves, then it worked.

Offline dork

you guys really know how to make me feel inadquate
Banning reason: Asshole

Offline bigmc

" Don't cum in my ass, don't you want to pull out and shoot in my face instead ?"
 I struggled to keep hold of my load long enough to get the rubber off and for her to turn round. Just has she got to my Cock, I hit her in the face with a huge load, she loved it, dirty girl !

Offline Clooney

I jus thought of another absolutely hysterical one. Quite recently as it goes.

When we were finishing up, the lovely Jenna Cummings of Chalk Farm said...

"You look like that bloke in Wolf of Wall Street"

(At this point I'm sincerely hoping she's not thinking about Jonah Hill)

Whassis name? The main guy... Leo Di Caprio! There! Look, I've paused it then! You do! You do!

For the record, I look absolutely NOTHING like Leonardo Di Caprio. Even on his worst day. Even when he's hung over and coming down from a monster coke, bolly and hooker-fest.

Lovely girl, but she might want to get her eyes tested.

Offline CoolTiger

I jus thought of another absolutely hysterical one. Quite recently as it goes.

When we were finishing up, the lovely Jenna Cummings of Chalk Farm said...

"You look like that bloke in Wolf of Wall Street"

(At this point I'm sincerely hoping she's not thinking about Jonah Hill)

Whassis name? The main guy... Leo Di Caprio! There! Look, I've paused it then! You do! You do!

For the record, I look absolutely NOTHING like Leonardo Di Caprio. Even on his worst day. Even when he's hung over and coming down from a monster coke, bolly and hooker-fest.

Lovely girl, but she might want to get her eyes tested.

#SHGTS

“Oh my god! You seem like a normal guy!”

Said to me by the first escort I punted with as she opened the door. If she said it to make me feel like a million dollars and to ease my thumping heart due to my nerves, then it worked.

I've had the normal guy thing said to me, which is quite reassuring in an odd way!

tcm

No charge  :yahoo: not happened yet ofcourse.


Offline Zeusthedoc

one time, during an outcall, I was asked to meet the WG in the hotel reception (nice and discreet right!!)

well, there was this balding, fat man in reception as i arrived downstairs....
met the WG and took her upstairs to the room

her first comment was,
thank god it was you and not that fat fuck, otherwise i would have told the driver to just drive off!

made me giggle a bit!

Online fredpunter

one time, during an outcall, I was asked to meet the WG in the hotel reception (nice and discreet right!!)

well, there was this balding, fat man in reception as i arrived downstairs....
met the WG and took her upstairs to the room

her first comment was,
thank god it was you and not that fat fuck, otherwise i would have told the driver to just drive off!

made me giggle a bit!

Got a link? Need to make sure I avoid her.

Offline SamLP

I jus thought of another absolutely hysterical one. Quite recently as it goes.

When we were finishing up, the lovely Jenna Cummings of Chalk Farm said...

"You look like that bloke in Wolf of Wall Street"

(At this point I'm sincerely hoping she's not thinking about Jonah Hill)

Whassis name? The main guy... Leo Di Caprio! There! Look, I've paused it then! You do! You do!

For the record, I look absolutely NOTHING like Leonardo Di Caprio. Even on his worst day. Even when he's hung over and coming down from a monster coke, bolly and hooker-fest.

Lovely girl, but she might want to get her eyes tested.

 :D Quite a few need their eyes tested, one once said I looked like Sylvester Stallone  :wackogirl:
I look nothing like him. I used to be compared to David Blaine eons ago though

Offline Clooney

:D Quite a few need their eyes tested, one once said I looked like Sylvester Stallone  :wackogirl:
I look nothing like him. I used to be compared to David Blaine eons ago though

Seriously though, in just abou every facet if my appearance I am NOTHING like Leonardo Di Caprio.

Well, same hair colour, but that is it...

Offline Zeusthedoc

Got a link? Need to make sure I avoid her.

This was a long while ago, some website for outcall girls to your hotel 24/7.

either in liverpool or glasgow, I can't remember which.

The lovely girl I was seeing said to me as we lay on the bed together " I want to find a man like you" to which I said "I want to find a girl like you!". Shame she was 25 and I'm at the other end of life!

Seriously though, in just abou every facet if my appearance I am NOTHING like Leonardo Di Caprio.

Well, same hair colour, but that is it...

Maybe she meant the other Leonardo...


"You are crazy that was amazing!" The wag said to me saying "I'm not that crazy!"  I said Smiling as she turns around on the phone... Boyfriend? Certainly not me! Lol


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