External Link/Members OnlyWhen- March 25
Found myself in Stratford with a spare hour or so in the morning. Knew about this place and had been tempted by the recent reviews on UKP- its in a small courtyard so i though id take a wonder past at about 9.45am - it looked closed so i carried on and then sent a text about 10 minutes later.
Got a quick reply and so i asked if i could make a booking shortly after 10am- this was accepted over text.
Made my way back to the shop and went in- its a very smart lookng place but the first thing that hit me was the pungent smell of Chinese cooking....not really that pleasant.
They must have CCTV as a Chinese woman came down the stairs to greet me...she was the only one working there at the time.
I must admit to being rather disappointed....she could have been in her late 50s or even early sixties, wearing a dress and a rather unattractive face - pudgy and plain, but iI'd booked and had nothing else to do.
Followed her upstairs to massage room..nicely decorated , two beds in the room - as per the photos on the website. Was asked to undress whilst she left the room.
I stripped up completely but did not get on the table as i didnt know which one she wanted to use..she came back in and wasnt phased by me stood there bollock naked...she gestered me over to a table.
Asked what sort of massage i wanted and i asked for relaxing...what followed was a very feathery light massage with alot of attention paid to my buttocks and inner thighs at about the 25 minute mark. I was getting slightly aroused and was asked to turn over....with a semi the woman smiled and then asked if i wanted extras...when in Rome. Even though i didnt find her atrractive i though £40 for B2B and HE was fair. She removed her dress to reveal what would have been a slim body some 10 15 years ago but was showing some aging under the arms and her thighs. Tits were small and still perky.
What followed was a non event in terms of B2B - she didnt climb on top - i could touch her tits and grab her bum but i cant honestly remeber if i touched the pussy, i cant say i was that aroused but she brought me to a competent climax with her gasps and ohhs and arrghs.
Would i return? No just didnt find her attractive and I get the impression she maybe the only woman working there currently...of course if i hear different i may return.
1 hour massage= £50 + £40 B2B & HE
