External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £60 for 1hr + £30 for HE.
Date: Feb 2025.
Comms: Messaged on WhatsApp which was quick and easy, booked an appointment for same day.
Location: Her house, nice residential street in Broughton, MK. Plenty of on street parking. Discrete, except there is a Ring doorbell, however the door opened before needing it. Massage table is in her lounge, very dark room which was nice and warm.
The lady: Yaya is very pleasant, smily and welcoming. She is quite old and masculine looking with lots of Gaysha style makeup. Luckily the room you're ushered into is very dark. She wore tight lycra style shorts and a baggy tee that hides a saggy gut.
The massage: Excellent Thai massage! Really good! I told her about some aches I had to which she adapted the massage to suit. Worth the visit for the massage on it's own. Typical Thai massage in that you are naked and the old fella will drop out all over the place as you get pulled into all sorts of positions you never thought you could get yourself into! For 3/4 of the massage there was no hint of anything more.
Extras: Towards the end when flipped over to on my back Yaya was massaging my legs with her arse close enough to grab, so thought fuck it, and did, no complaints from her as I stroked her ass and thighs. The massage was coming to a close and there was no sign of her going for my cock yet. This is where things got a little weird - she dragged the massage out a little, then went off to get some water and washed me down, etc. It was getting to the point where I'm thinking is she actually going to do anything? She then announces the massage is over - I was so confused!
I asked is there anything more? She said hand relief which I agreed. We didn't discuss price and asked me how I wanted the HR. While she was playing away I went to see what more I could feel, it didn't seem as if anything was off limits, but as I didn't want to struggle with her gut to get to her pussy I opted to feel her tits instead, which were small and puffy. She brought me to a fantastic shuddering climax then washed me down again with water from a bowl and a flannel. Don't know if a shower is an option, but it wasn't volunteered.
After getting dressed I went to pay and was disappointed to hear the HR was £30 (as I read others have paid £20). Maybe it because I was an extra half an hour because of the faffing, I don't know. But agree your price first!
Conclusion: Great massage 8.5/10. Yaya's personality is nice 7/10, unfortunately her looks are 4/10, with her body 5/10. HR is 8/10.
Would I go back? Regrettably no.
