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Offline finn5555

https://www.adultwork.com/471473 or https://www.adultwork.com/JanBurton

A grand an hour  :dash: She is butt ugly as well and get this  :dash:

You get my company from early evening on Friday until same time on sunday, so 48 hours. I'm your companion for the two days, consider me your girlfriend. We do everything together that a new couple might, including sex. I'm happy with most things (with condoms) except anal, pee, poo or pain. No cum in mouth either. And Im not your slave. Consider me your girlfriend and treat me with respect and we'll have a great time. I will dress sexily when we go out, and dress up for you. Strip for you . . whatever you want. The more I like doing it, the better you will enjoy And in exchange for this amazing experience with me, a top professional model and pornstar, is that I want a Landrover Freelander, 5 or 6 years old with less than 70k on the clock. Basically something between 7-8k in price. Thats the once in a lifetime never to be repeated deal. Hugs Jan
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Offline eli69

£1000 an hour for an ugly old gilf holy crap

Offline yumyum3

Beyond Parody.
Did anyone notice the pictures were taken in 2003?
Old banger, still running but a bit leaky, needs loving mechanic to give good service and MOT out of own pocket. Oh and loudly backfires every so often as in the past it has been driven into the ground.
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Offline Andre 3000

Some seriously delusional women out there. The sad thing is one of her webcam suckers would probably scrimp and save to try and do that with her.

Offline Matium

She has no ratings at all as a WG, all her ratings come from web camming.

Putting high prices on WG services is a common tactic by web camming girls, it ensures that no one will ever actually think of booking them and gives them extra publicity for being high priced.

Offline Matium

Did anyone notice the pictures were taken in 2003?

How do you see the date of the photos?


Offline ladyteeny

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i'm surprised adultwork allow this... what next? holidays houses and diamonds?  :rolleyes:

Offline finn5555

spotted her on AW cam and she looks haggered  :scare: :scare: :scare:

Just another washed up prossie clinging onto some bullshit porno reputation hoping to get the odd punter to fork out a fortune  :dash: :dash:

Rate has to be a piss-take. There are 40+ yr old, housewifey, MILF-type women like that all over the place.

Lean out of a window in Basildon and spit, and you'd hit 4 or 5 of them.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Rate has to be a piss-take. There are 40+ yr old, housewifey, MILF-type women like that all over the place.


Go to the grab-a-granny night in Upminster called Mingles, plenty of old MILF's there.   :scare:

Offline Ali Katt

Definitely a webcammer and gallery seller. Most people wouldn't even pay £100 an hour. I do disagree that she is butt ugly I think she is OK looking but has clearly had a bit of work done on her face and tits. She is however a real porn 'star' as evidenced here:
http://bgafd.co.uk/actresses/details.php/id/j00066 - however only in softcore or lez by the looks of things. I wouldn't even pay 1K to fuck Jenna Jameson. I think she charges so much because some nobhead boyfriend or hubby disapproves. But:
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Escorting : I no longer live in the UK, but I am still available for full evenings and overnight outcalls in and around the UK provided you cover my return flights, or if I am already in the UK on separate business I am high quality, good company and an interesting conversationalist, as well as being highly entertaining in the bedroom. I have many years experience as a pornstar, you won't be disappointed. I look good on anyone's arm, so take me out to dinner, he theatre or the opera, I guarantee an all round evenings entertainment.
Money grabbing whore.
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SPECIAL OFFER FOR A LIMITED TIME. BUY ME A FREELANDER/BMW X1/ FORD KUGA.
I hate new style landrovers/rangerovers and 4x4 as with the exception of farmers or people who live in seriously hilly areas they seem to be driven by arrogant dickheads who have an inferiority complex so feel the need to pick their dipshit kids up in one. No disrespect to anyone who owns a landy on here (maybe just a bit).

Offline MidlandsMaidens

Hey its only £150/hr for her webcam

Offline yumyum3

How do you see the date of the photos? Sorry for the late reply, Matium.
I just looked on her gallery and scrolled down - some of the pictures are dated 2003 :)

Offline Cactus

Prices are a joke and she comes across as a hideous money grabber, she deserves to have a very very very dusty phone (and webcam)... I also agree that Land rovers are for Farmers, I live in a fairly rural area so alot of these types of vehicles on the roads.  When you go into the city and you see one lady (usually blonde, in white, huge shades, mobile phone optional) driving around on their own I just think, what is the point!
However in 2003, she's not bad looking.  Mind you who knows what she will look like 8 years later?
Also, is it just me, or in her profile pic does she have exceptionally hairy arms?
« Last Edit: October 04, 2011, 05:48:12 PM by Cactus »

Offline Highland Amanda

£1000 an hour... Speechless.

Her tagline caught my eye.

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VERY Hairy Pussy at the moment and BOTH breasts out

Eh?

Offline Matium

How do you see the date of the photos? Sorry for the late reply, Matium.
I just looked on her gallery and scrolled down - some of the pictures are dated 2003 :)

Ah, thanks.

She's a daft bint!

Offline Cactus

she's also on AW right now for free direct cam...I'm going to see what she looks like now and perhaps bait her with a landrover  :P

Offline James999

She looks nearer 60 than 40  :scare:

The Fee like her age is a Joke  :scare:

She is clearly not willing to escort but abusing the system to make guys think she is obtainable and thus waste their credits caming with her, she's clearly well past her sell by date  :music:

Offline ladyteeny

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She is clearly not willing to escort but abusing the system to make guys think she is obtainable and thus waste their credits caming with her, she's clearly well past her sell by date  :music:

much like https://www.adultwork.com/568926 or https://www.adultwork.com/kinkydirtybitch .. 10k for a night  :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Offline James999

much like https://www.adultwork.com/568926 or https://www.adultwork.com/kinkydirtybitch .. 10k for a night  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not at all, the one you have listed has loads of Escort feedback  :dash:

Don't Tar all pro$$ies with the same brush  :sarcastic:


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Tony Montana

much like https://www.adultwork.com/568926 or https://www.adultwork.com/kinkydirtybitch .. 10k for a night  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've had a punt with Amica, and she was absolutely superb.  She was charging much less than £1000 per hour at the time and I knew her from when she used to be a stripper in London pubs where we would occasionally chat between her shows. 

She is absolutely driven to be the best at whatever she does and it shows.
« Last Edit: October 04, 2011, 11:00:14 PM by Tony Montana »


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Offline ladyteeny

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Not at all, the one you have listed has loads of Escort feedback  :dash:


yes she does.  from when she charged a reasonable rate. NOW however she's pricing herself out of escort work.  is it too difficult for you to see and comprehend?  :dash: :dash:


Offline Andre 3000

Every time i see this profile in search i feel nauseous

https://www.adultwork.com/1329460



I mean look at those who would that attract?

She has 17 ratings from what i assume are blind men.


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