Sexybustyamberamy87 - Cobham

[harryhavanagh]

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Price paid: £130
Duration: 30 mins
Services: DFK, OWO

Happened a couple of months ago.

Well my run of crappy punts continued as my two regulars were on holiday. I didn't realise how good I had it til I couldn't see them. Now they're back, happy days!

Went to see this duo based on the reviews here. I'm going to disagree with quite a lot of what was written in those reviews.

Venue
Functional Hilton Hotel in Cobham. Bring your credit card to pay for parking.

The Ladies
Pretty worn, both of them. Amy is the alleged Katie Price look alike. Maybe KP's grandma. Amy is well into her fifties and carrying quite a bit of weight. Heavily bottle tanned.

Amber is younger, but not young. Stretch marks around her boobs and carrying some weight. Caked in makeup.

I didn't find them that attractive and any attempt at rapport building was met with bland repartee but, thanks to the blue pill, stayed to see what the service was like. Although I wasn't hard yet (usually after the pill I am just by looking at the girl), I crossed my fingers.

The Service
DFK from both, half decent OWO. Amber is much better at OWO than Amy, and also a better kisser. Throughout the service they kept talking to each other in matter of fact ways. Zero sexiness or eroticism from either of them. It was like two old washer women just gabbing about random shit. To add to that they both sound quite chavvy which didn't help. I thanked the blue pill a second time.  I had to direct them because they clearly have a routine and will do the minimum required for the cash. Eventually came over their tits. Was happy to leave.

Rated a low neutral because they did what I paid for, albeit completely disinterested.

I drove home thinking I should have had a wank at home instead.

Would I return? Absolutely not.

[advent2016]

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Price paid: £130
Duration: 30 mins
Services: DFK, OWO

I've seen one of these before at the Hilton next to the Starbucks on the A3, and she gave a good BJ. Do they do dual BJ? Do you think they would snowball?
How were their pussies - shaven or bushy?

[getsbettereverytime]

Yes they do a dual BJ . Only one of them wanted to do the cim but it was so long ago now can’t remember which one took it I’d guess no snowballing based on what I got. It was pretty good value for 2 girls and they were pretty much what I expected based on their profiles. They were quite good fun when I saw them plenty of cheeky banter. Thanks for the review I’d forgotten all about this pair.

[webpunter]

Yes they do a dual BJ . Only one of them wanted to do the cim but it was so long ago now can’t remember which one took it I’d guess no snowballing based on what I got. It was pretty good value for 2 girls and they were pretty much what I expected based on their profiles. They were quite good fun when I saw them plenty of cheeky banter. Thanks for the review I’d forgotten all about this pair.

I'm on the same page as you
When i had a session it was Amy who did the cim
I wanted to unload on her huge tanned [bottle tan] enhanced rack
After a few spurts she dived down for a helmet clean up, good girl
No snowballing, my head was spinning so i wasnt bothered & only a 15 min booking so only limited time available [more like 20 when i departed]
Deffo good fun & quality bants
Hadnt done a FS FFM forever [like cant remember when & a 4 hander in the local chinese doesnt count] so this pair was a good VFM option to do again

I'd do a revisit but only on a solo meet with Amy & her rack
FFM was deffo fun more of a one off its pretty full on
For longer rather than just 15 mins
A one-to-one oilyTW & noshing would be sublime & her on top one for the rack wank bank
100 / 200 - 30 / 60 would work for me
This aint available

There are two profiles & ⬇️ will throw up links
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