External Link/Members OnlyTime/cost: 60 mins/£270 (£180 plus £90 supplement for F/F. She's gone £290 all-in now)
Extras on offer: All by negotiation. Txt her
Services delivered: OWO, RO, rimming (giving) facefucking, protected sex, snowballing
Venue: Tiny hotel room. Somewhere in the hinterland between Covent Garden and Embankment 7/10
Ease of booking: Good. 8/10. Responded quickly to initial txt with menu of prices. Services "agreed" up front
Face: 5/10. Average looking
Presentation: 6/10. Met me in civvies in reception. Pulled on an all in one fishnet thingy for the deed. A vague attempt at makeup
Body: 6/10. Tallish - maybe 5'9'. I'm going to say size 14 not a 10 but bause she's tall and curvy, she carries it well. Strangely unimpressive fake duds.
Verdict: Negative. Didn't supply services discussed. Cut me short. Prevented full penetration. Lurker outside door
I fancied some full on facefucking. Proper rough stuff. On her knees, covered in dribble, head over the bed and F/F to puke (aren't I charming?), so I contacted Pixie via text setting my requirements out clearly. Rapid txt in response making it clear that the range of pervy services on offer is more or less limitless if the cash is right (For the avoidance of doubt, I'm not talking about b/b here - b/b wasn't asked for by me or nor mentioned by Pixie in her response).
So into a taxi and to her hotel. Fetched by Pixie from reception - that took up some time.
Then she insisted that I showered, despite the fact that the cab ride from my hotel (where I'd already showered 30 mins previously) to hers was less than five minutes - that took up some more time.
Whilst I was in the shower Pixie used her time wisely by chatting to someone on the phone and vaping. Only once I emerged from my unnecessary shower, did Pixie start the laborious process of putting on her fishnet body stocking (despite me saying "don't worry about that, it's coming off in the next two minutes anyway") - that took some more time.
Then we layed down on the bed and Pixie started talking to me in broad Manc. Pixie was
very chatty and 'cos of her accent I had to say "Sorry. Can you repeat that?" about fifteen times - that took some more time.
Now don't get me wrong. I liked Pixie. She's chatty, she's funny, she puts you at your ease, she's incredibly open-minded and she's easy to talk to. Just keep an eye on the clock, 'cos it by now it had started to feel like timewasting was part of her in-punt schtick.
By now we were about 20 mins into the punt, so I chose to politely decline Pixie's requested detailed inspection of her new norks and wade straight into oral on her.
Fair play to the lass she's very responsive to oral, very vocal and she gets very wet. She's tanned, soft skinned and beautifully presented down there. I really enjoyed my time going down on Pixie. Rimming next. I have to say, this was the highlight of the punt. Pixie seemed to like being rimmed and spurred me on with vocal encouragement, asking me to go deeper multiple times, giving me maximum access to her ass. After I'd finished I was a hot mess and she repaid my two-venue oral effort handsomely by give me a huge snog. Great technique, full on, urgent, loads of tongue
very deep.
Pixie then offered to return the favour and, after a brief interlude to scroll on her phone (uh-ho
more anon), she got properly into oral on me. She did this lying across my midriff on the bed (I assumed as a prelude to more filthy stuff, but I was wrong). I can't fault her technique tho', she chugs cock as well as anyone I've ever met - nose to stomach, eyes streaming, gagging. She doesn't waste any time on the warming either - right down on me from the very start; repeatedly. Here sadly is where it starts to go south tho'. I can feel that she's swallowing whatever she's gagging up, contrary to what I'd asked for. I ask her about this and she said she prefers to do it this way to avoid mess so I suggest we go into the bathroom, where we can make as much mess as we like in the shower. She checks her phone and suggests that we move onto sex first. I'm reluctant, but I agree as long as we get back to the facefucking in the bathroom for completion. So I rubber up and she jumps on top. Pixie in cowgirl was using her legs from the start to prevent anything other than the most perfunctory penetration. Every time I tried to go deeper, she used her legs to prevent me. So I binned it off and asked her to return to F/F. At this point she tells me that I only have about 5 mins left and that someone is waiting. I'm bollock naked, so I don't know how long we've been and the only clock in the room is on her phone.
She gets on her knees and aggressively gets me off by F/F me as fast as possible, leaping up to snowball my jizz once I've finished.
"Right mate. It's been fun but it's time you were off. I'm meeting someone."
A 30 second shower later, I leapt into my clothes and out into the corridor I went still flushed from the facefucking, to encounter a bloke who is stood literally right in front of the door. He eyeballed me in a hostile sort of a way and then stepped aside to allow me to make my escape. Dunno who he was, but he wasn't staff and I'd bet a button to a bollock that no punter would ever behave like that. He gave me proper stink-eye as I slipped past him, so I'm guessing partner. It's only after I'd sparked my phone up in the lift that I realised that from walking in, to walking out I'd only been in there 45 minutes.
Thats why this review is a neg. Pixie's a nice lass, but she's not that pretty and she used tactics to waste time, failed to deliver services that I'd specifically requested, short-timed me, used her legs to prevent full penetration and had a lurker in tow who seemed to be chivvying her along via phone.
Man can she swallow cock though
