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External Link/Members OnlyTime/cost: 60 mins/£200
Extras on offer: None that I could find. I think she's all inclusive
Services delivered: OWO, RO, watersports, protected sex, squirting, snowballing
Venue: Gloomy chain hotel. OK I s'pose 6/10. She fetches you from the lift lobby on her floor, which is thoughtful
Ease of booking: Good. 8/10
Face: 5/10. OKish. Didn't really fancy her
Presentation: 5/10 No specific look/outfit requested however little effort made on outfit (just a Lovehoney £20 one-piece thingy) or makeup
Body: 5/10. Bit large in the legs/ass. Curiously reluctant to reveal boobs/get fully naked
Verdict: Low positive. Curate's egg kind of a punt. Didn't really fancy her, penetrative sex
really awkward, but she's very easy going, biddable and she does everything she advertises
Gloomy chain hotel, corridors stank of skunk. Instructions given to find floor. Met in lobby of floor by Emms. First impressions not great. Lower body much bigger than pics, facially not my cup of tea. However, we press on to the room. Bit of awkward chit chat but she's not exactly a conversationalist. Then the action starts
Kissing alternated between LFK and slightly deeper FK which I wouldn't describe as fully DFK. Not the best kisser.
Not the best pubic shaving either but tasted clean, very responsive in RO and got very wet. I like a bit of rimming, but her ass was big enough to prevent me getting properly stuck in. Fingering was allowed but no squirting at this stage - guess I didn't get her going.
Oral on me was enthusiastic but not especially deep, too much hand and she didn't seem interested in swallowing cock or gagging.
I asked her to prepare for W/S and the punt was interrupted multiple times early doors as she asked me if I was ready to take W/S. Eventually we repair to the bathroom and I squeeze into a shower cubicle which Warwick Davies might have found adequate, but which certainly didn't accommodate me comfortably. There was plenty of it, but it wasn't delivered with any great sexiness or show, it was just a case of lie down, get pissed on, get on to the next thing on the list....
On to squirting. She sat in the chair and used a toy. Fingering to squirt not suggested or offered, but then again I didn't ask. Fair play to her she came like a fountain immediately after emptying her bladder and it was definitely
not piss, so in this respect Emms
is the real deal.
Towel off and back on the bed for sex. Emms on top. Pretty awkward and uncoordinated so I knocked it on the head and returned to BJ.
More OKish cock work and I finally cum, which we snowballed a bit, then snogged about a bit and then swallowed; which was all fabulously well done.
I'd like to say that fully-sated, I basked in the rosy afterglow of a comprehensive sexual workout; but that would be a lie. I lay there, reeking of piss. We had a couple of minutes more awkward chat and then she pointed out that it was ten minutes to the hour and that she had someone else to prepare for.
All-in-all pretty mid for £200, but Emms
just scrapes a positive because she delivered my requests and was genuinely sexy when snowballing. I reckon she'll do pretty much anything you ask of her though, which IMHO keeps her out of the grey/red territory and in the green.
Not my type tho' and it probably showed from the get-go, so the "let's just get this out of the way" style delivery was probably 'cos she didn't feel
"it" from me. I won't be back, but I reckon there's definitely plenty there for those who like domination.
