Whao!!, pictures taken outside as not enough room inside?
check out the public gallery - bare floorboards - upmarket crack house?
Never seen anyone offer a 5 minute service before!
how long, exactly, would it take you to run for cover?
Five minutes sounds about right. Sits on punter's face to immobilise, check punter's wallet for sufficients, allows punter to leave via stairway to hell.
Dare you to take one for the boys there, indeed!!