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1 review(s) found for Paulahotchick linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline eli69

Whao!!, pictures taken outside as not enough room inside?

Never seen anyone offer a 5 minute service before!

Offline Marmalade

Scary shit!

Whao!!, pictures taken outside as not enough room inside?
check out the public gallery - bare floorboards - upmarket crack house? :rolleyes:
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Never seen anyone offer a 5 minute service before!
how long, exactly, would it take you to run for cover? :scare:

Five minutes sounds about right. Sits on punter's face to immobilise, check punter's wallet for sufficients, allows punter to leave via stairway to hell.

Dare you to take one for the boys there, indeed!!

Offline eli69


check out the public gallery

No thanks I am still regretting clicking on the profile

Offline yumyum3

"Stunning blonde for your pleasure" offers "a classy, unrushed,unforgettable, full personal service." But I could see that from the discreet and classy tattoo near her hand :scare: :scare: :scare:

Offline James999

She looks like a beachball with a puncture  :scare:

As for her profile, and endless options and rates and offers, she clearly has a lot of time on her hands to add all that pointless crap, and after seeing her pictures I can understand why  :sarcastic:

Why she uses the word "Stunning" in her profile is a mystery   ;)

Online Ali Katt

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But I could see that from the discreet and classy tattoo near her hand
Glad I'm not the only one who picked up on that. I was as put off by her "prison tatts" than the rest of her.

Offline yumyum3

Why she uses the word "Stunning" in her profile is a mystery I think its stunning as in stun gun. You're straight on the floor open mouthed while she sits on your face and more besides, I'll warrant :scare: :scare: :scare:
And al, come to think of it I think she was in Prisoner Cell Block H :scare:

Oh for fuck's sake....

I KNEW I shouldn't have clicked the link.

Offline Andre 3000

Heres one i came across earlier whilst browsing AW absolutely awful

https://www.adultwork.com/1356122 or  https://www.adultwork.com/Busty+36DD+Girl


And this one has one of the worst boob jobs i've seen in a while.

https://www.adultwork.com/1355481 or https://www.adultwork.com/Buuusty+Kate+%21


Online Jimmyredcab

When she goes on holiday she has to leave the beach for the tide to come in.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline Andre 3000

I must say this forum is a lot more looser than other punting based ones i have frequented.. On my last forum this topic would be closed almost immediately by one of the 'sisterhood'.

Offline eli69

I must say this forum is a lot more looser than other punting based ones i have frequented.. On my last forum this topic would be closed almost immediately by one of the 'sisterhood'.

That's why this forum is the best for punters. Real punters, real honest opinions

Offline finn5555

And this one has one of the worst boob jobs i've seen in a while.

https://www.adultwork.com/1355481 or https://www.adultwork.com/Buuusty+Kate+%21
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Back street surgery is never a good look  :scare:


Offline finn5555

That's why this forum is the best for punters. Real punters, real honest opinions

And that’s why the sisterhood hate us and this site. We won’t chuck good money at washed up old hags who are clinging onto when they may have been a mediocre punt  :scare:
 before they became bitter and twisted  :P

Online Ali Katt

Heres one i came across earlier whilst browsing AW absolutely awful

https://www.adultwork.com/1356122 or  https://www.adultwork.com/Busty+36DD+Girl
Not literally I hope.  :) If she's 25 then everyone on here is a virgin.

Offline Andre 3000

Not literally I hope.  :) If she's 25 then everyone on here is a virgin.

I had to go back and check and yeah she has her age down as 25 she also has this in her profile again forgetting her own purported age :lol:
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My name is Patricia and Im 23 years old girl, 175cm tall and body size 12.

If she's size 12, i'm lord Lucan. Though there must be some very sick punters about. Just saw this on her profile that she's "fully booked for Tuesday and Wednesday"  though i don't quite believe anyone sane would book her.




Online Ali Katt

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If she's size 12, i'm lord Lucan. Though there must be some very sick punters about. Just saw this on her profile that she's "fully booked for Tuesday and Wednesday"  though i don't quite believe anyone sane would book her.
:lol: I think many escorts would be much better off including financially if they were honest about their age and body type and didn't use clichés like "being a stunner" when they're clearly not. The woman looks around 40 minimum I would even bet money she has given birth a few times - women in their early to mid 20s don't have saggy tits. I reckon she is size 16-20. If she was honest on her profile men would still book her sane or otherwise. If a punter saw her and some 40 year old fishwife came to the door expecting a 25 or 23 year old size 12 what would he think?

Online Jimmyredcab

I must say this forum is a lot more looser than other punting based ones i have frequented.. On my last forum this topic would be closed almost immediately by one of the 'sisterhood'.

The topic would have been removed and the posters put on pre-mod, that I can guarantee.   :P

She's just my sort.......older woman with huge tits!


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