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External Link/Members OnlyI was looking for a bit of fun and I had recently noticed Emily's AW profile.
I've had shit punts before but just put it down to experience. For some reason I had really high hopes for this one.
It all looked good to me apart from the lack of any AW feedback. However the UKP feedback was recent and looked genuine.
Communication/ArrangementsFairly easy via SMS. I tried WhatsApp but it was not read so I switched to SMS. Emily is English so there were no language barriers to contend with.
I sent a message asking if she was available and stating what I was after (GFE with lots of DFK). 'No problem' was the response.
The GirlEmily is exactly as per her profile. She has no face pics but she is a good looking girl. A nice body and lovely great big tits.
The MeetingThis is where it all went wrong. I handed the money over when I arrived. 'How much is that?' she asked. '£170' I replied. She clearly wasn't expecting that much, then I realised that I hadn't stated whether I wanted an hour or 30 mins. Clearly most of her clients have 30 minutes. Also, when I checked out her profile when I got home, I realised that her one hour price is actually £180. So it seems that I'd short changed her. It could be that she has just put her price up by a tenner, or it could be that I was just wrong.
Anyway...
I went in for a kiss. 'Sorry, I don't kiss - well, not with tongues' she said. So I reminded her that I had asked for DFK in my initial text. She claimed to not know what DFK is! Apparently, I should have asked for French Kissing. Well, I didn't get any of that either. No DFK, no FK, barely even a lip kiss.
What escort doesn't know what DFK is? And if you don't know what it is, don't agree to it.
So the 'action' started. She didn't want to get entirely naked because she was cold FFS. I suspect that she wanted to keep the top thing on to conceal what she perceived as a tummy. I proceeded to play with her magnificent tits a bit. She then whipped out a condom and rubbered me up for some covered oral. I asked if I could lick her pussy. No.
She proceeded to get into position to accept me doggy style. Bear in mind, I've been in her flat about four minutes at this stage. I asked her to slow down because I come really quickly the first time. She allowed me to finger her whilst she was still arse up.
I asked her to turn over. No. She only like doggy.
So, what the hell, doggy it is. Despite the crap situation, I still managed to pop in world record time.
So, about seven minutes in to my one hour booking, I've popped. She goes off to the bathroom for about five minutes and then drops a further bombshell... Apparently clients can only come once per hour. Now, I had not noticed this when I read her profile but, sure enough, when I logged on later, there it was. I accept, this was completely my fault for not seeing it on her profile.
She said that she is very sensitive and cannot take a pounding more than once in an hour. I joked that maybe she was in the wrong job. Also bear in mind that she had taken a pounding from me for approximately 20 seconds.
I did say that had I known about the one pop rule I would have only booked 30 minutes. Obviously no suggestion of a refund.
Had I known about the lack of DFK I wouldn't have booked at all.
Still, I don't like falling out with people, so I asked how we should spend the rest of the time. Maybe a massage? So I laid on my front and she rubbed my back for a bit.
I thought that I would cut my losses and get dressed and go. I was out of there just under 30 minutes after I arrived.
ProsGood looking girl, cracking tits. Actually quite good fun to talk to.
Decent location.
ConsEverything else.
Lessons learnedRead the profile, every last word.
AW feedback is really important.
If any services are deal breakers, agree them before handing over any money.
Once the money is handed over, be nice. At least I had sex with a gorgeous girl. It's better than having a fight with her over her shit service. There was no way I was going to get any money back.
