External Link/Members OnlyFee: £80 for 30 minutes.
Comms: Fine. I sent a text and got a swift reply. Easy and to the point.
Girl: EE woman. Stated age of 40, you can likely add at least 10 years to that and possibly more. Dressed in nice lingerie but she wasn't what I was expecting.
Punt: Arrived at the venue, sent a text and was led to the door. First impressions, hmmm. Older than expected, vague smell of smoke lingering. The AW profile is bare bones so I don't really know what I was expecting but I didn't fancy her at all, however, having had some decent punts with women I didn't necessarily immediately fancy, I went with it. Big mistake. Despite being friendly enough, her incessant chatting ate into a good few minutes or so before I could stem the flow and we got on to the bed, where it then continued as I was stark bollock naked waiting for things to start but was somehow locked into a weird, banal conversation about something I can't even fucking remember. No kissing (liberal use of "discretion", obviously) barely any touching and her opening gambit was to stick a rubber on my flaccid cock before trying to turbo suck. It was evident she wanted proceedings over with as quickly as possible as we did about 60 seconds in mish and then about the same in spoons before she began sucking again with the clear intention of getting me off and out the door. When I asked if we could do some doggy, she suggested I should have booked an hour (bear in mind, we're probably about 10 minutes in to the 30 I HAD booked by this point.) Couldn't be arsed to argue and finished in the bag shortly after while thinking of every porn video I'd ever watched to get me over the line. More pointless, one-way conversation and when I checked my watch when out the door, I still had 10 minutes of the 30 remaining.
Overall: Fucking shit. She's not seductive, or hot, or a MILF. A typical rom service - no warmth, no passion, no interest, no point. Just no.
