I was looking through gumtree and came across this advert. Messaged for a booking and got a very quick reply. The messages made it clear nothing else was on offer. I’ll give it a go anyway I thought.
I rocked up about an hour later, flat above some shops the Salford side of the city centre. Called when I arrived and she came downstairs to meet me. Relatively good looking Spanish lady, around 30 and size 10, wearing jeans, t-shirt and a hoodie. Walked up two flights of stairs to her apartment, massage table in the middle of the living room.
Confirmed I was there for an hours massage and then stood there while I got undressed, I got naked onto the table and she covered me with a small towel. She then poked my butt and asked “do you want massage here?” I said yes and she whipped the towel off. No one gives legit naked massages I thought, maybe something else is on offer.
She then proceeded to give me the quickest massage I’ve ever had in my life. Her hands were moving so quickly up and down my body it felt like she was trying to start a fire. When she slowed down it was actually a really good quality massage but she spent most of the time moving far too fast. Had she moved slower, it would have been nicer for me and taken less effort for her so it was a very strange technique. She started on my back and then moved down to my legs, absolutely no cc swipes or reach unders.
She asked me to turn over and rolled the towel up so when she put it on me it only covered my cock and left my balls hanging out. Hopefully something for later I thought. She massaged my stomach and then my thighs for a while. She then announced the massage was over and used the heater in the room to warm baby wipes individually to clean the oil off me. All in all, very strange experience.
I paid £50 for the hour. No shower offered before or after. Did not seem like extras were on offer despite the nudity. Had she slowed her massage down it might have been a legit positive, had there been a HE it might have been a positive. Then way it happened, it was the worst of both worlds. She was a nice lady and did say it was legit from the beginning so I think neutral is fair.
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