External Link/Members OnlyAfter quite a decent run of banging a few tried and testeds, (those with a few positive UKP reviews), I thought I’d try experimenting with a recent addition to AW with no feedback at all - also because she looked fit and my AW hotlist all seem to be avoiding the area (me?).
I sent a text and got one straight back with the hourly rate, plus extras - DFK, OWO and pussy licking, all at £20 each. I confirmed I wanted all 3 and a 90 minute booking. All agreed at £270. Simple, everything clear and agreed in advance.
Got the postcode for a main road in Dartford. Arrived 5 minutes before the agreed time and texted to say I was there. Nothing. Got out the car, went for a wander around. Still nothing so I called the number. No answer. I was just about to drive off when she texted, apologised and gave me the flat number. Found it ok and knocked.
She let me in, it was definitely the girl in the profile but a few years older looking and with shorter hair. So she looked ok, but it was the way she dressed and her demeanour that really threw me.
It wasn’t exactly a tracksuit but close to it. Not sexy at all. She looked like she was getting ready to go to the shops or something and I was a gasman just turned up unannounced to read the meter. She seemed totally unprepared and surprised by the fact that here was a horny man expecting 90 mins of hot and steamy fun! It was like whoever was doing the messages hadn’t even told her about the booking.
Her English was terrible but she going on about the prices for 30 mins and 1 hour. I tried to explain I’d already booked 90 mins but she couldn’t understand. Eventually she grasped the fact that I wanted 90 mins. So I asked about extras as no DFK is always a deal-breaker for me. She understood ‘kissing’ but then I think she said, ‘no tongue’. Ok, that’s it, I’m off.
I’ve come to realise if the first few minutes don’t go well, it’s never going to work and I should always walk away in those situations. We were clearly on different wavelengths. I couldn’t be bothered to look for a plan B and Iza and whichever clown deals with her bookings should re-think their life choices.
