Bonnie - Lutterworth - Victoria House

[MagicMike]

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30 mins £95 - £15 on the door and £80 to girl

Where to start with this shit show. This was my first visit to Victoria House and had read some good reviews.

Had always liked the look of Bonnie and she is not there very often it seems. Also works out of another parlour in MK I think.

Victoria House is easy to find on the main road and entrance is fairly discreet. A bit tatty and gaudy inside but I expected that.

Arrived 5 minutes before time and gave the receptionist £15. It was only after I’d done this that she said Bonnie was running 15 - 20 min late. First warning sign. So I had to sit up in a weird landing waiting area with the telly blaring and two of the four room doors closed.

Waited 15 mins and then saw a door open and a black girl I assumed was Bonnie see a client out. Bit weird but we all avoided eye contact. She took him down to see him out and then greeted another punter and brought him up! She told him to sit and then ushered me into a different room.

I couldn’t stop myself and asked did she not shower between meets? She said she was too busy and just had a wipe and some punters don’t want sex anyway. Should’ve walked then but I’d wasted enough time.

The girl is very pretty with bolt on tits and a great figure and arse. Very distant though and seemed put out by my question. I asked what was extra to the £80 and basically owo is included, but kissing, ro, 2 cums, basically the lot is extra. I just plumped for the basic to get this over with.

We removed clothes in silence and she didn’t really look at me. Then she came over and started a frenetic blow job on her knees. Had to tell her to slow down and she did. But then started tugging and sucking really quickly. Obviously trying to make me cum asap. I slowed her down by having a grope and feel of her body and arse. She was still trying to wank me off furiously during this and had to remove her hand at one point.

No real response from her so I decided to get the bag on. Doggy, mish and then back to doggy with no real engagement from her. There was a ripe smell from her pussy and it was quite strong. She was urging me to cum the whole time. Came in doggy and just wanted to be out of there.

As I left the guy was still sitting there and she beckoned him in.

Straight neg for this. Back to back bookings, no washing, disengaged, unbothered girl.

Left vowing never to return to VH and reconsidering my life choices.

[The_Don]

Thanks for the warning and review.

Bonnie was running 15 - 20 min late. First warning sign.

Waited 15 mins and then saw a door open and a black girl I assumed was Bonnie see a client out. Bit weird but we all avoided eye contact. She took him down to see him out and then greeted another punter and brought him up! She told him to sit and then ushered me into a different room.

I couldn’t stop myself and asked did she not shower between meets? She said she was too busy and just had a wipe and some punters don’t want sex anyway.

Then she came over and started a frenetic blow job on her knees. Had to tell her to slow down and she did. But then started tugging and sucking really quickly. Obviously trying to make me cum asap. I slowed her down by having a grope and feel of her body and arse. She was still trying to wank me off furiously during this and had to remove her hand at one point.

no real engagement from her. There was a ripe smell from her pussy and it was quite strong. She was urging me to cum the whole time.

As I left the guy was still sitting there and she beckoned him in.

Straight neg for this. Back to back bookings, no washing, disengaged, unbothered girl.

Some very negative points and understandable red.



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[Mutinyonthecounty]

Blimey mate. That sounds like the true definition of a ‘conveyor belt service’. I haven’t visited this place for many years. The last time I was there was to see Ashley Kane. However, I do remember the waiting area and them having a visitors book where you could leave comments etc. I fully availed myself of this facility and left a number of comments.

My good friend Charlie is the resident expert on Viccy House, so if he sees this, he may well comment. I think it is a place which has been around and survived for many years. I remember going there once, paying my £15 or whatever it was and a bit like you, being told that the girl wouldn’t be ready for quite some time. I went across the road to what used to be a hotel/pub and had a pint. When I got back into reception, the receptionist tried to tell me that I hadn’t paid the entrance fee. I had to get a bit direct with her about it, but I think it was a genuine mistake.

No one can grumble at your assessment of the meeting though. One of my pet hates is when they go at your cock like they are trying ti free up a cross threaded bolt or something and also telling you to come after 10 mins into a 30 minute booking. That and the bit about you seeing the previous client and the one immediately after you - well it’s all very comical in a way. She obviously didn’t give a hoot about you seeing that it is all rushed and conveyor belt. It’s all very bad form, especially for a place which is well established and has been going for years.

Thanks for sharing your experience mate.

[scutty brown]

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[MagicMike]

Thanks Mutiiny. Was a terrible experience but after a very good run, you have to expect the odd bad punt.

I don’t think it’s VH per se as there are other good reviews but surely the reception is responsible for bookings and therefore back to backing them.

Anyway, won’t be in a hurry to return after that experience and with that waiting area. I like a weird experience but come on! 

[Charliehutton]

Wow, Mike, that's a shocking read.

As MotC suggests, I was a regular patron for a long time, although I don't think I've been since my favourite Tori left a couple of years ago.

I do remember, though, that the management aren't daft, and knew full well that they had to offer premium quality to merit their premium prices. They kept a close eye on the reviews the girls had, and took a very dim view of any girls offering poor service. The facilities there are good, there's no excuse for not showering between bookings. She'll be in for a right bollocking, I hope, and may not be around for long.

[MagicMike]

It was certainly unexpected Charlie, having read some of the other reviews. A shame as she is a very good looking and sexy woman.

[Charliehutton]

It was certainly unexpected Charlie, having read some of the other reviews. A shame as she is a very good looking and sexy woman.

The management will read your review and have a word, for sure. I remember one occasion with Daisy - External Link/Members Only - when she rode me to an unexpected finish with nearly 15 minutes left; I couldn't see the point of sticking around, but she wouldn't let me leave early because the receptionists would see and she'd be in for a bollocking.

Ironically enough your negative experience has made me think it's time I paid another visit; Ashley has especially caught my eye. Thanks again for your review 

[midspunter]

The whole waiting area with other blokes at VH, especially being able to see who is coming in and out of every room, is just wrong. Most people who visit escorts want at least some discretion.

[mancsguy1975]

Id expect better from ladies @ vic house. Usually the girls are second to none most of the time, with an impecable level of hygiene - this sounds unforgivable and may tar the reputation of this place....

[Mutinyonthecounty]

The whole waiting area with other blokes at VH, especially being able to see who is coming in and out of every room, is just wrong. Most people who visit escorts want at least some discretion.

Yes, it can be a bit awkward. I know what you mean. That said I have struck up a few conversations with fellow punters in that waiting area and it was fun comparing experiences 😂 I would normally say something along the lines of ‘who are you seeing’. 😂

Although on one terrible occasion many years ago now, I’m talking here around mid 1990s, I went up the stairs and I recognised a friend of my wife’s. I recognised him from his shoes and jeans 😂 I very carefully turned around and tiptoed back downstairs and said to the receptionist I will go across the road for a drink. I had a very recognisable sports car at the time as well and I’d parked it in the rear car park, so I had to shift that quite sharpish as well. I was in quite a state, I can tell you. I think it might’ve been the occasion I mentioned above actually.

Anyway, the marriage didn’t last very long after that to be honest.

[midspunter]

Jeez, MOTC, that sounds stressful!

I'm not precious about talking to other blokes - and there have even been times when I've been at parlours and been invited in on threesomes or invited other punters in - but I want to be the one to make that decision. I don't want to bump into my dentist adjusting his tackle as he comes out of the VIP room.

[midspunter]

Yes, it can be a bit awkward. I know what you mean. That said I have struck up a few conversations with fellow punters in that waiting area and it was fun comparing experiences 😂 I would normally say something along the lines of ‘who are you seeing’. 😂

Although on one terrible occasion many years ago now, I’m talking here around mid 1990s, I went up the stairs and I recognised a friend of my wife’s. I recognised him from his shoes and jeans 😂 I very carefully turned around and tiptoed back downstairs and said to the receptionist I will go across the road for a drink. I had a very recognisable sports car at the time as well and I’d parked it in the rear car park, so I had to shift that quite sharpish as well. I was in quite a state, I can tell you. I think it might’ve been the occasion I mentioned above actually.

Anyway, the marriage didn’t last very long after that to be honest.

There's probably a new thread here - "Cars you haven't bought because they'd be too conspicuous when you went punting"    I'm pretty sure it's why I never had a TVR in the 90s...

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Jeez, MOTC, that sounds stressful!

I'm not precious about talking to other blokes - and there have even been times when I've been at parlours and been invited in on threesomes or invited other punters in - but I want to be the one to make that decision. I don't want to bump into my dentist adjusting his tackle as he comes out of the VIP room.

😂 even more troubling if you had a dental check up scheduled with him immediately afterwards.

However, on that subject, I was with a girl about 5 years ago in Mansfield and she mentioned to me that she was seeing a dentist later that afternoon. He was a regular. But guess what….he had the same Christian name as my dentist. That sent a shiver down me spine I can tell you.

[simon07]

She is known as Dolly at MKE escorts Milton Keynes and has a crap neg review there too https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=430412.0 Well she is still at Victoria house despite the terrible review.

Not sure one can generalise, I tend to be cautious with some black English WG re attitude and service.
Some like Olivia and Kimmie at club Classique were fantastic and so no real rule of thumb.