External Link/Members OnlyThis is one of the shops in the merry-go-round of ownership in Birkenhead.
It was originally called Pak Dee, but Pak Dee is now in Argyle Street and I've reviewed that separately.
As this has only recently changed management again and not been reviewed, I thought I'd TOFTT.
The shop is on a busy main road near Tranmere Rovers which might interest and football supporters.
The entrance is right next to traffic lights, so not very discreet if you're shy.
It's quite small inside, but everything's clean and the room was well heated.
I paid £45 to Joan for an hour's massage.
Joan is the only lady working and is there Monday to Friday.
She's attractive, slim, petite and friendly. I'd guess in her 40s.
She was dressed very casually and the place had that strong smell of tiger balm.
I had the feeling it was going to be legit.
I casually put the folded towel on my legs.
The usual Q&A between us both to test the water, and before long, the towel was removed.
A very thorough soft massage ensued without any real teasing or hints.
I quite enjoy the WSWS and I would have been content with just the massage.
However on turnover, she asked me the question.
"Is it just a massage today Mr Phoenix?"
I agreed to pay £80 for B2B.
I watched her undress and was very pleasantly surprised that underneath the casual garb was a very sexy pair of black lace bra and pants. They were removed and little miss petit masseuse turned out to be a sexy well proportioned woman.
I was well chuffed.
She climbed on top and gave a proper B2B, then positioned herself between my legs for the finale.
She knows how to bring a man off alright.
Unfortunately though, not this man.
The girl tried her best, bless her. But to no avail.
She's got her mouth right above my cock and spitting on it, wanking enthusiastically and with a finger going backwards and forwards up my arse like a fiddler's elbow.
She even went over time and was quite disappointed her efforts had been unsuccessful.
I tried to explain my current predicament of possibly losing the ability to climax, but I'm not sure she understood.
If it was up to her, she'd be still wanking away till the cows come home.
A well earned positive from me.