I am happy to report that I am now a fully fledged member of the Nancy appreciation society . Meeting took place this week at Yonlada in Huddersfield. I had a meeting in Manchester earlier on in the day after which my car electronics started playing up so I had to use my phone satnav. Lo and behold Google maps suggested the M62 passing Huddersfield. How remiss it would be of me not to message Yonlada to see if Nancy was available. She was ! and it was only a mere two extra hours onto my journey so it was a no-brainer :-).
Parking was easy just off the main road on a side street and I made my way to the shop. I have never been to Yonlada so I was a little surprised to walk into a room with five Thai ladies all chatting and having fun. Nancy was not among the ladies I discovered and was still, I presume, with a customer. I was 10 minutes early, so this was not a problem, and, after handing over £40, I sat with all the other girls for a while. They all started cheekily and jokingly suggesting I should have my one hour session with one of them. The way I was feeling I could’ve easily booked all of them for the 12 hands massage special :-).
I asked their names, Nam, Nami and Ploy, plus one other girl I didn’t get the name of and also the lady sat at the computer who must be taking the bookings.
All were pleasant with me and chatty amongst themselves .
To be honest, I was very tempted to go with any one of them (particularly Nam who was very pretty and sexy looking) but held my nerve and waited for Nancy to be ready.
Eventually, I got the instruction to go up the stairs and meet Nancy.
She was waiting and invited me into a reasonable sized room with a massage bed ready, a fan heater and fairy lights.
Nancy is petite, slim, shortish hair and in my view facially very attractive so all good so far.
Nancy asked me what I would like whilst giving my crotch a quick squeeze with a cheeky grin and giggle. I let my hands wander over and stroke her bottom and asked what was available.
“Massage” she giggled. She said something else which I didn’t understand. I discovered as the meeting went on that there was quite a lot of filling in the blanks and guesswork in the conversation, but it was fun and didn’t matter. I thought I would cut to the chase and ask outright if she would offer full service. She agreed and told me the price for ‘everything’ £150. Now I nearly hesitated as that would make it £190 for the hour but then I didn’t want to ruin the ambiance so rightly or wrongly I agreed. What followed was one of the best hours of sex I’ve ever had.
I undressed while she lay on the bed on her front watching me . As I removed my underwear she stuck her tongue out and wiggled it whilst looking at my cock. Massive turn on straightaway. I positioned my cock in front of her mouth and she duly obliged by licking it and sucking it. Then onto a massage. I lay on my front and she performed an unusual but very good massage for 15 minutes. She then turned me over and suggestively played with my equipment for a minute. The music was playing quite loudly but not annoyingly. I was just revving up when she said she had to leave the room for a moment, came back 5-10 minutes later and said she had showered and also brought me a can of coke. This leaving for a while might have been an issue for some but I thought it was okay and at least I knew she was clean (though I’d expect that as standard really). It was quite cute that she brought me a drink too.
Without further ado she quickly undressed and took a bottle of oil and poured what seemed like half a bottle all over her slim body and sexy slim boobs and pert suckable nipples. This is where everything becomes a bit of a blur as sexual attraction and tension took hold. Kissing, blowjobs, reverse oral, oily massaging, caressing and groping, energetic and passionate covered sex in multiple positions, more oil, more sex, plenty of moans and judders from Nancy, then ultimately a massive orgasmic climax for me.
A good 40 minutes of Nancy rampancy had gone in a flash.
WOW !!!!
Nancy was not only a sex fiend but was also very complimentary about me which added to my euphoria.
I see myself as more Rooney than Clooney on the handsome chart so I’ll take any compliments, genuine or otherwise :-)
Unbelievably good session, went over by ten minutes which accounted for the time she was out of the room so only good things to say.
10/10 experience, in fact…. this one goes up to 11.
Nancy wants two hours next time but I doubt they have a defibrillator on the premises.
Summary, initially a bit wary and thinking I’d set the bar high with price but I’ve paid similar in the past to providers who have given but 10% of the satisfaction and enjoyment I had with Nancy so to me it was hard earned cash well spent. I will definitely see Nancy again.
Parlour v Tourer scales ….?
Tipped back into Parlour territory - definitely wanting to try other Yonlada ladies too.
FFS :-) I need a lie down
Apologies for the War and Peace essay. I’ll try to be more succinct next time.
Adios
