Author Topic: Olivia -Body Bliss Luxury massage MK  (Read 727 times)

Offline Mr lovepants

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Well....basically. Don't go!

It started well with good communication, but went down hill from then on.

Parked up after driving passed the house
Glass in door missing and boarded up with plywood

Messaged to say I was walking round.
Nothing.
Knocked on door, rang door bell.
Nothing.
Should have walked.
Rang number, a bloke answered. Saying he was from Bliss massage.
Went back to car.
Rang again.
She said she left her phone round her friends house.

Entered house.
Olivia is slim/skinny, black hair, with a strange accent, said she was Russian, but picked up a bit of an Irish accent as well.
Asked for the 'Tantalising' massage. Paid the dosh.
I got undressed, laid on the table.
The place was a bit of a mess.

She left the room for what seemed ages
Came back..eventually, in shorts
Had a good conversations with her.
Left the room again..to go to the loo
Again, took ages to come back

15 mins later left the room again, another excuse.
Said she would extend the session.
The massage was ok. Not great.
Slight teases to the ball bag, but that was it.
Turn over, more of the same.
Not good.
Time was up.
Asked for extras..
'No I don't do that as I have a partner, and you have extra time'
'Only cos you were out of the room for a long time'
I replied.
'Well, you can wank yourself off and I will play with your balls'

So....I did.

Cleaned up, got dressed and left.

So. Probably the worse overall I've been to.
Don't go..save your money.

Yes, should had read the replies first.

JUST DON'T GO!!!







Offline loola

That sounds absolutely grim, thanks for the report!

Offline Mr lovepants

It was. Probably the worse.
Should have known from the front door having being replaced by plywood.

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I had a similar experience - it seemed she was a bit high on something as well - a bit vacant.
Tantalising massage is not worth it - just a lighter touch and not as good as stated on the ad
Also kept going out of the room and took ages to actually start the massage - very odd

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Offline Flair99

Thanks for the heads up. Sounds dire.

Offline scouting

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Thanks for letting us know Mr lp

Offline Celtic 69

Sounds awful.
I commented on another thread in the south east section that I had some suspicions that this SP had been around a few years ago delivering a crap service & your review has pretty much confirmed that.
Many thanks mr lovepants for giving us all a heads up

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I had a similar experience - it seemed she was a bit high on something as well - a bit vacant.
Tantalising massage is not worth it - just a lighter touch and not as good as stated on the ad
Also kept going out of the room and took ages to actually start the massage - very odd

Where is your review matey?
I can’t find it nor any others in the last 4 years?
If you had contributed then you may have saved this guy a crap meet
« Last Edit: March 28, 2025, 06:04:53 pm by Iloveoral »

Offline Mr lovepants

Yes, would have gone to Yaya or Ego. Shame really.