Shop number: 07413 239555
Address: 1a Manygates Ln, Wakefield WF1 5NJ
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One hour massage £45 plus B2B and CIM £100
After reading a positive March25 review I decided to give Mimi at Rainbow a try. I have had mixed experience with Thai/Chinese massage billets so I was hopeful with this one.
What transpired was slightly bizarre, disconcerting and bemusing but I'll still give a neutral.
I texted the number and asked who was working, the reply came back Anan and Mimi. Asked if I could book Mimi and also asked that if I cycled was there anywhere I could safely leave my bike during the massage, trying to be helpful I also used google translate to add the same question in Thai.
The exact reply was "What do you mean? Idiot can't pronounce English and neither can you" - Not the reply I expected so I replied with a further request in English regarding somewhere for the bike and also a question asking "Are you calling me an idiot?" Three very apologetic messages arrived claiming that the phone belonging to whoever was replying was not translating accurately, and also that there WAS a safe place for my bike. I gave the benefit of the doubt re the idiot message but I replied saying I would leave it for that day, quick reply saying 'OK'
Undeterred, the next day I messaged again to see if I could book Mimi for an hour and I got a reply asking 'how do you know she at the name' I reminded her I had asked the day before. Ok see you soon' came the reply, so there I am thinking I am booked in with Mimi for an hour. I was driving now so the bike thing was now irrelevant. Parking was dead easy and free. Arrived a few mins before and messaged to say I was a little early but ready whenever. I was asked to wait a few minutes, which I did and then received a message saying 'OK'. So, out the car and straight to the side door entrance where I rung the bell and waited. A lady came, quite attractive, about 5' nice smile, she asked me to come in, led me upstairs and asked me to sit on a chair in a rather untidy 'hallway' She then went back in a room and I realised there was still a chap in there. Why did she message me ok I thought. Checked my phone and realised the 'OK' message I had received was actually from a mate on a different c onversation. Arghh feckin' dumbo I am, no wonder I was sitting outside the room like a naughty schoolboy, my bad.
Ten mins passed, chap left with me trying to blend into the background and eventually I was invited into the room, warm, cosy, mirror by the bed, fairy lights, and Mimi asking me to undress. Handed over the £45 for the massage for one hour, commented on how she was pretty and off we went. The massage was 'okay' but not very firm and also not very flirty or suggestive. I had mentoned at the start I would be interested in extras so I thought there might be more focus on the areas of required attention, alas no, until I was asked to turnover and she asked what extras I would like. "B2B with oral"... "£80" ...."ok" ...."cum in mouth for extra £20?" ... why not I thought .."OK"
She undressed and started with HJ which was nice but there was no oiled B2B. She then started with OWO which again was nice but not groundbreaking. I asked if I could perform oral on her, she agreed, her pussy was neat but somehow her legs were not forthcoming in the wide open stakes so access was limited. Not really feeling a buzz at the moment. I climbed onto the bed and she lay on top of me and we came face to face. We had a cheeky kiss which was nice. I'm just thinking things might get more exciting when she started with a mixed OWO BJ and HJ. I decided to go with it.
Just as she was getting into a rhythm voices were heard outside the room, then again, then again and she started a loud conversation in Thai with someone. Back to the BJ, more voices, I was a bit pissed off but she went for it and I exploded in her mouth. The tissue was ready for the spit but then straight for the mouthwash and no consideration for my current post orgasm state of needing a minute. Then more Thai conversation through the door which then suddenly opened. WTF I was thinking as I laid there naked and vulnerable. It was another Thai lady...Anan I assumed. She said she would be taking over the massage as I had 15 mins left and Mimi left.
But wow I thought Anan looked really nice, very pretty and quite good English. Out of politeness I asked.."So what is your name?", expecting the obvious reply of Anan. "Mimi" she replied .......another WTF moment ! All this time I thought I had been with Mimi, as per the booking request, when I had actually been with Anan. Can't Speyk !!! I didn't have the energy to start to unravel the events with Mimi so I settled into a really nice 10 minutes firm massage, probably the best therapuetic one I have had in a parlour with a very chatty seemingly very nice and very attractive lady, MIMI ! God I wish the full hour had been with her with no interruptions.
I reflected on the way home that I'm thinking the whole Thai/Chinese parlour thing is never dull but is too hit and miss and more expensive than somewhere like GFE or Athena where I know I can get decent OWO RO HJ and sex for the same money or less. But something is making me want to search for that unexpected fabulous meet with a funny sexy attractive parlour provider. Maybe it's the thrill of the chase
