With Romanian and other EE girls being stereotyped here so much it is good to have the typical picture of our British prossies. Note that as I am against stereotyping I don't make absolute statements but observations flagging up things occurring frequently (nb. some are London based observations):(1)
Facially a British prossie is a 6-8 (hard to find an 8.5 or higher). Typically their dress size is at best 10/11/12 (it is rare to find size 6 or 8). Also size 18+ whales are typically British… (2)
They severely lie about their age. Once they pass the age of 27-28 y.o time stops, a time machine is acquired and a journey back in time begins. Although other nationalities do lie about their age too the EE prostitute population is not aged – most EE WGs are <35 y.o lying 5 years at most. It is the British prossies that are permanent residents here and come in all ages and have the audacity to even shove off decades.(3)
Overpriced. Mingers are charging £120ph and the physically good ones i.e. with slim body and face score >8 are typically in the £200+ range. It is relevant to note here that many British WGs are just outcall part-timers and most of them like to do Reverse Bookings (RB). These part-timers cleverly set a relatively high price on their profiles like £180ph so that they can bid for £120ph and you to get the false impression that you got a good deal. Problem with this is that I am still talking about overpriced mingers.(4)
Their profiles have shit pictures and rarely show face pictures. (5)
They are full of rules and make you jump through hoops. They do not display a phone number and you need to book via AW in order to screen you. Also difficult to book same day. They like to ‘tour’ across the country or city and as this means working from hotels or from day-rented incall locations on pre-selected dates they take bookings well in advance after plastering their availability dates all over their profiles.(6)
Those who take same day bookings showing phone number are very disorganised and are very unreliable in their bookings – they have the highest probability to be double booked, fuck you about and waste your time.(7)
They are those most likely to give you malicious revenge negative feedback when reviewed negatively (even going to SAAFE to post your details as dangerous etc). They are also the ones who will at some point come to UKP to rebut their non-positive reviews with lies, tout on their positives or even post fake +ve reviews about themselves.(8)
They have a significantly higher probability to be coke-heads than prossies from other nationalities. (9)
They are up their own arses. They are lazy and experts in time wasting tactics during bookings preferring to chat than fuck.(10)
For incalls they almost never give you their approximate location (postcode or street name) – instead they give you a broad point (e.g. a tube station) from which you have to call to get shit directions a few mins before the arranged meeting. Only exception is *sometimes* when they are working from hotels.(11)
Many British escort profiles belong to web-cammers who have no intention of escorting.P.S:1.
Ironically some of the above observations are not applicable when it comes to the majority of British pornstar escorts (excluding webcammers). It is the ‘common’ British prossies that are the problem. 2.
Some people here with Anti-Romanian agenda state they that cannot find
British girls when British prossies are criticised. Get your facts straight. You cannot find British girls THAT YOU LIKE. There are TONS of British prossies and you do find their profiles BUT you dismiss them because you find their rules, looks, size, pictures, prices, availiability etc to be ridiculous and shit. They are also those who do webcamming and falsely advertise as escorts... if you want to talk about someone who mess up your searches are them. Probability wise you have the same chance to find the English prossie with the specifications you want as you have to find a good Romanian. But simply these people don't like ANY Romanian – not even those who have been reviewed here consistently as excellent and who tick all their boxes in terms of services, appearance and attitude. They derive pleasure commenting on every negative Romanian review because this makes them feeling ‘justified’ for their beliefs. My response to them is this: Take a look at our prostitute blacklist
. The thieves, the scammers, those who out punters, the criminally convicted, the drug-addicts, etc are ALL