Cheers for the replies chaps and random black guy - yes i knew it was tongue in cheek !
I guess I got taken in by the looks of these Romanians - I mean, slim, pretty, long black hair - some/most of them are absolutely drop dead gorgeous - BUT - it all fancy wrapping. The punts are usually shit. Maybe it took me one final waste of time to get the message.
WTF is it with a girl selling her body - to them keep repeatedly saying, no kiss, no touch, no this, no that. GRRRRRRRRRRRR!