Renkang Chinese Massage Barnsley - Si Si

[gazyates86]

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I decided last week to visit Renkang again after I had had a nice experience previously. (see earlier review)

I didn't get the name of the lady I had seen before, who was very nice. I hoped she would be available, and was taking a chance as I walked in off the street. She wasnt available but a pleasant looking young lady met me and after paying £45 for an hour showed me to a room. I asked her name and she said it was Si Si, not sure of the spelling.

I asked if she did full sex and after much shenanigans with google translate, we agreed on £100 for massage B2B OWO RO AND Sex. She said she would massage for 30 mins then 30 mins sex, I agreed.

She then proceeded to massage me with no pressure whatsoever and zero cheeky swipes to get me going, probably the least stimulating massage I have had.

After what seemed an age she indicated for me to turn over. All very pleasant manner and smiles so I thought the session might be on the up. Au contraire my friends.

What followed was the most awkward and rushed 30 mins of attempted sex. After undressing she shoved her smallish boobs into my face, my mouth planted onto a nipple, I felt like one of those sucker fish you see at the pet shop aquarium stuck to the glass. I prised my self away and attempted to kiss her but all I got was a closed mouth peck... and away!!

Then onto owo which was okay at best and after a few minutes she went for the condom, I said I would like RO first, no google translate now so after much gesturing of me pointing to my mouth and then her pussy she got the idea and lay down on the massage bed. I started to explore her down below, clean but a bit bristly. She then sat up and said 'sex!'.

She got a condom and applied it by hand to my flagging member. I'm no stallion but the condom must have been XXXXSmall at it squeezed the damn life out of me. She tried to get me back to full strength with a bit of OW, partial success led to a very brief missionary sesh but it was going nowhere. I aksed her to revert to the good old hand method, removed the offending condom and lay on the bed.

She then gave a bit better OWO and used her hand, with good skill I must say, to bring me to a decent orgasm. Here's the strange thing, I exploded onto myself and she cleaned me up quickly with a wipe and then proceeded to start with OWO again, cleaning the cum from my cock and spitting into a tissue. Bizarre but felt strangely good, I was just getting hard again when she said 'thsnk you' and started to get dressed.

I had a shower in the room and she was the most delightful helpful friendly girl in offering to assist me put my socks and pants back on and started trying to kiss me. Seems like a really nice girl but probably not very experienced with the full service.

All in all I thought maybe a neutral as I quite liked the girl but it has to be a negative as I had paid for sex which was a disaster, the oral was ok, the handjob very good and the strange quirky behaviour intriguing, but there are far better massage parlour options looking at some reviews on here, Nancy for example. Think I'll spend my money elsewhere in future.

[Upsndowns79]

Thanks for the review. Sounds like a bit of a mare.

I’m sure you won’t be suprised to see me highly recommend Nancy from my reviews and comments. My only word of caution would be to expect the unexpected. She is unique in her offering in what I think is a very good way but may not be to everyone’s taste.

I also didn’t get full service on my 1st visit (but got the best B2B of my life with a fantastic 20 minute legit massage to kick us off). In hindsight I think that has stood me in good stead as I showed patience and respect to her and it allowed us chance to build a connection.

I know you’ve reviewed Nuknik and really liked her quirky nature so I think there is a strong chance you’ll like Nancy. Just imagine that quirkiness x 1,000.

[wakefieldlad13]

Thanks for your review, much appreciated


I have seen a girl at Renkang calling herself Cici but your description c/w the poor English doesnt sound like the same girl

Renkang was once a chosen plan B of mine when i was in the area but after a number of piss poor sessions it quickly became a no go, i do still visit occasionally but only if i know the girls in attendance

[Upsndowns79]

Oh and keep the reviews coming. It’s great to get the perspective of a newer member and you’ve been very active since your 1st review. I’m still relatively new myself but contribute whenever I can as a way of saying thanks for the information on here. It’s a real “pay it forward” thing I think to share and wish many others on here would do the same.

In particular in the massage section, there are loads of girls working in the shops across the region that interest me but without a single review (or nothing recent). There must be members who have seen them and have info that could be shared?

For example:

Kitty at Pannarai - 0 reviews
Ploy at Yonlada - 0 since her return 2 months ago (same service on offer?)
Patty at Yonlada - 0 reviews (she has had 3 spells there at least for multiple weeks)
Araya at Yonlada - 0 reviews (been there a few weeks)
Nam at Yonlada - 1 reviews been there months
Nami at Yonlada - 0 reviews been there months on and off
Lydia at Maya Sawasdee - 0 reviews been there months
Even Sweet at Yonlada who was well reviewed late last year hasn’t had a review since she returned.
There are 3 young attractive girls At Cleckheaton (alongside Nancy) Leyna, Nadia and Sofia none of which have been reviewed.

There are many more examples.

[gazyates86]

Yes WL, the first session I had at Renkang was promising but the second has put me off.
I'm quite new to the thai/chinese massage parlour experience so thanks, Ups, for the suggestions too.
There's another place in Barnsley called Sunshine Spa but no reviews or mentions recently so it's probs just' what it says on the tin' place, will give it a test soon.

[Upsndowns79]

Yes WL, the first session I had at Renkang was promising but the second has put me off.
I'm quite new to the thai/chinese massage parlour experience so thanks, Ups, for the suggestions too.
There's another place in Barnsley called Sunshine Spa but no reviews or mentions recently so it's probs just' what it says on the tin' place, will give it a test soon.

No worries, I’d never been in a Massage place either until around August last year but the reviews on here have helped shape my experiences. I’m not a fan of the will she won’t she really so have used the info available to manage my expectations of the 1st visit to the SP’s I’ve seen. That’s partly why I’m not so keen on TOFTT in these places as it can end up been a very expensive disappointment. (As your 2nd experience in Renkang illustrates)