Ivy - Knightsbridge - Blacklabel

[Alexmck]

Girl
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Price
£1000 for 1 hour

Services
Positive
All positions done (missionary, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggie)
Good shape - slender with big fake tits that defy gravity
DFK was nice. Not full on girlfriend who misses you but very pleasant snog

Neutral
OWO ok but Invisilign was pretty painful so had to cut that short - now know what a carrot feels like when getting peeled
Sounds like a TOWIE cast member. Good to chat with compared to halting English from other girls
Face is older than photos suggest. Late 30s or early 40s but good body that a 20 year old would kill for

Negative
Smelly pussy during RO so cut that short. Got worse during sex, especially doggie
Mechanical at times - got impression that just wanted to be done

Little more slender than photos suggest. Great tits but average oral and smelly pussy make it a neutral. Also mechanical. Neutral as great tits and nice DFK. Maybe should be negative. On JackSaint scale below, would have as a 2-3*:
*****Welcoming, engaged, look good to sensational, have some banter, give the impression they get into it and enjoy your company, deliver what they promise, make you feel great so you dance home.
****All the above, more average looking
***It’s all a show and they trade off their physical assets, not suited to this game
**Transactional
*Really can’t be arsed

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[PilotMan]

I feel your disappointment.

For £1k for 1 hour, I'd be expecting a hell of a lot more and I would be pissed off if she was late 30's / 40's, when she states her age as 27.

[Momodan38]

OK, I’m just going for it. I believe most of your reviews are fake. There’s a lot you’ve said over time that just doesn’t add up. Like Blue Monday and Aprov won’t give you face pics, despite according to your review counts, you are a regular. I haven’t used blue Monday half as much as you claim to have, yet they are way more forthcoming with me.

Same with your recent reviews with Aprov. Even if they didn’t give you face pics, they would’ve at least mentioned it’s the same girl, to give you that slight courtesy.

Also, your usual MO of a smelly body part, you must be the unluckiest punter on earth to repeatedly having to go through this. It’s a good MO to have for fake reviews, as people will high five you for giving these expensive girls negatives.

There’s also a review of a girl where the now banned PP1920 mentioned you couldn’t have seen her as she was out of the country. He did ask for proof in that review but you went quiet.

So here I am, I won’t ask for proof. But a simple question, I left out one detail in my review of Ivy. What floor was her place at? Ground, 3rd, basement etc? Was there anything in particular that stood out as you searched for her door.

If you can answer that, I’ll take back my allegations and offer a full apology.

Sorry, but I just have to get this out of the way. I just can’t simply ignore my suspicions of you. Again, I’ll apologise fully if you can prove me wrong.

[audi_dude]

OK, I’m just going for it. I believe most of your reviews are fake. There’s a lot you’ve said over time that just doesn’t add up. Like Blue Monday and Aprov won’t give you face pics, despite according to your review counts, you are a regular. I haven’t used blue Monday half as much as you claim to have, yet they are way more forthcoming with me.

Same with your recent reviews with Aprov. Even if they didn’t give you face pics, they would’ve at least mentioned it’s the same girl, to give you that slight courtesy.

Also, your usual MO of a smelly body part, you must be the unluckiest punter on earth to repeatedly having to go through this. It’s a good MO to have for fake reviews, as people will high five you for giving these expensive girls negatives.

There’s also a review of a girl where the now banned PP1920 mentioned you couldn’t have seen her as she was out of the country. He did ask for proof in that review but you went quiet.

So here I am, I won’t ask for proof. But a simple question, I left out one detail in my review of Ivy. What floor was her place at? Ground, 3rd, basement etc? Was there anything in particular that stood out as you searched for her door.

If you can answer that, I’ll take back my allegations and offer a full apology.

Sorry, but I just have to get this out of the way. I just can’t simply ignore my suspicions of you. Again, I’ll apologise fully if you can prove me wrong.

Pretty aggressive accusations to being making without any solid evidence, don't you think?

I have seen quite a few of the same girls as he has and there are elements of these reviews which (a) you could only know if you visited the girl and (b) I have confirmed myself.

[Momodan38]

Pretty aggressive accusations to being making without any solid evidence, don't you think?

I have seen quite a few of the same girls as he has and there are elements of these reviews which (a) you could only know if you visited the girl and (b) I have confirmed myself.

I’ve given my reasons. All he has to do is answer my questions and I’ll apologise fully.

[Alexmck]

OK, I’m just going for it. I believe most of your reviews are fake. There’s a lot you’ve said over time that just doesn’t add up. Like Blue Monday and Aprov won’t give you face pics, despite according to your review counts, you are a regular. I haven’t used blue Monday half as much as you claim to have, yet they are way more forthcoming with me.

Same with your recent reviews with Aprov. Even if they didn’t give you face pics, they would’ve at least mentioned it’s the same girl, to give you that slight courtesy.

Also, your usual MO of a smelly body part, you must be the unluckiest punter on earth to repeatedly having to go through this. It’s a good MO to have for fake reviews, as people will high five you for giving these expensive girls negatives.

There’s also a review of a girl where the now banned PP1920 mentioned you couldn’t have seen her as she was out of the country. He did ask for proof in that review but you went quiet.

So here I am, I won’t ask for proof. But a simple question, I left out one detail in my review of Ivy. What floor was her place at? Ground, 3rd, basement etc? Was there anything in particular that stood out as you searched for her door.

If you can answer that, I’ll take back my allegations and offer a full apology.

Sorry, but I just have to get this out of the way. I just can’t simply ignore my suspicions of you. Again, I’ll apologise fully if you can prove me wrong.

Don't want to pick a fight. Smelly girls - well, maybe I'm more sensitive to smells than you are or maybe my expectation is they will be pristine? Agencies sharing photos - maybe you're more charming than me. I tend to just call and ask for a girl. If they ask after how it was, I'll just say it's fine. I don't really want to enter into a to and fro about good or bad - just pick someone else. I don't try and extract extras or refunds etc. Maybe I should but when I have complained in the past it's just "sorry" and nothing more. Don't remember seeing the question in the past about the girl

Ivy - was down some stairs to her front door, so basement. Remember almost missing it at street level - think it was to the left of the main entrance/steps. Bit of a distance between top of the stairs and her actual front door (more than the usual tiny winding staircase down). I can give you the address if you want. Round the corner from a relatively famous (and probably expensive school). Also round the corner from a church. Big flat. Lounge is on the left as you walk in and I think kitchen and/or dining room/dining area to the right (didn't go over there). Large mirrors in bedroom, think they were wardrobe mirrors, opposite the bed. Bathroom not en suite. Toilet to the left of the bath/shower when you walk into the bathroom

[Cheshuk]

didn't expect this. i've a few reviews to do & Ivy is one, found her top notch by agency standards.. ymmv 

[Momodan38]

Don't want to pick a fight. Smelly girls - well, maybe I'm more sensitive to smells than you are or maybe my expectation is they will be pristine? Agencies sharing photos - maybe you're more charming than me. I tend to just call and ask for a girl. If they ask after how it was, I'll just say it's fine. I don't really want to enter into a to and fro about good or bad - just pick someone else. I don't try and extract extras or refunds etc. Maybe I should but when I have complained in the past it's just "sorry" and nothing more. Don't remember seeing the question in the past about the girl

Ivy - was down some stairs to her front door, so basement. Remember almost missing it at street level - think it was to the left of the main entrance/steps. Bit of a distance between top of the stairs and her actual front door (more than the usual tiny winding staircase down). I can give you the address if you want. Round the corner from a relatively famous (and probably expensive school). Also round the corner from a church. Big flat. Lounge is on the left as you walk in and I think kitchen and/or dining room/dining area to the right (didn't go over there). Large mirrors in bedroom, think they were wardrobe mirrors, opposite the bed. Bathroom not en suite. Toilet to the left of the bath/shower when you walk into the bathroom

Ok. Thanks for the answer. BTW missing it at street level isn’t the glaringly obvious fault in finding her place. It’s something else, a few other things you got wrong, but it’ll be nitpicking against your memory.

I’ll still give you a full on profuse apology. Had you not seen her then you wouldn’t have answered the way you did. Not that it should mean much to you, but I won’t be suspicious of you anymore.

Apologies again, but I felt the need to question you and get it out of the way. I’m sure it wasn’t a nice feeling on your part, but UKP is nothing without genuine reviews. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’m more than happy for my reviews to be questioned and I’m equally happy to evidence them to a Mod.

All the best.

[Alexmck]

Ok. Thanks for the answer. BTW missing it at street level isn’t the glaringly obvious fault in finding her place. It’s something else, a few other things you got wrong, but it’ll be nitpicking against your memory.

I’ll still give you a full on profuse apology. Had you not seen her then you wouldn’t have answered the way you did. Not that it should mean much to you, but I won’t be suspicious of you anymore.

Apologies again, but I felt the need to question you and get it out of the way. I’m sure it wasn’t a nice feeling on your part, but UKP is nothing without genuine reviews. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’m more than happy for my reviews to be questioned and I’m equally happy to evidence them to a Mod.

All the best.

Just looked on Street View. Gate is closer to the wrong number/next door? I was in a rush and arrived in an Uber so just followed the instructions for the gate on the left of the actual number - didn't really strike me if that's the point you were getting at

Thanks for the apology. Yes, not pleasant. Agree real reviews better than fake ones and there are some I read and wonder but leave that to those who are brighter at this stuff than me to work out and just ignore them. Glad this isn't turning into a spat - think we tend to go for different types but think there is some overlap and your reviews are certainly helpful for me

[Momodan38]

Just looked on Street View. Gate is closer to the wrong number/next door? I was in a rush and arrived in an Uber so just followed the instructions for the gate on the left of the actual number - didn't really strike me if that's the point you were getting at

Thanks for the apology. Yes, not pleasant. Agree real reviews better than fake ones and there are some I read and wonder but leave that to those who are brighter at this stuff than me to work out and just ignore them. Glad this isn't turning into a spat - think we tend to go for different types but think there is some overlap and your reviews are certainly helpful for me

None of the doors have numbers on them. Not even the ones inside the building. She has access to the first door inside the main building on the ground floor not just the basement. Everything is hella confusing without additional info from the agency, before hand or when you arrive, you’ll have to have a specific conversation with the agency to get past all the confusion and get inside her flat.

But like I said, it all could be down to memory and you being in a rush, so I fully take back my accusations, the details you went into your response without being vague tells me everything. I’m glad you’ve accepted my apology.

I wouldn’t have taken it this far had I not felt compelled, for which I again humbly apologise.

Also rereading your original response I’ll add that I fully except the SPs to be clean and pristine as well though I don’t really do RO hence your differing experience.

Finally, I don’t ask for refunds or extras as you’ve insinuated. All of these agencies have members sections and other facilities for regulars where face pics are accessible and the SPs are fully aware of this.

[deg_dilemma]

I so desperately want to understand how you guys can spend £1000/hour!  Hats off to all of you on this thread that have done it - you're clearly very successful and have money and still have the time to write reviews for the rest of us.

I'm not exactly a pauper by any means, but there are a hundred things I should/could/would spend on before I would consider £1k hour for an hour of my own 'selfish' enjoyment 

[jamiekinkxxx]

Respect to you both (Modoman and Alexmck) for the way you handled, what in many cases could (and probably would with certain members) have gone way out of control.

Hat's of to two adults in what can be this mad house! 

[Cheshuk]

Respect to you both (Modoman and Alexmck) for the way you handled, what in many cases could (and probably would with certain members) have gone way out of control.

Hat's of to two adults in what can be this mad house! 

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[SonofAJohn]

I'm waiting for that momodan and alexmck leaked MMF threesome to drop on a tube site x
Can feel a sword fight coming on here 

[Momodan38]

Respect to you both (Modoman and Alexmck) for the way you handled, what in many cases could (and probably would with certain members) have gone way out of control.

Hat's of to two adults in what can be this mad house! 

Thanks, but it’s really hard being an adult right now and ignore the fact that you got my name wrong…. I won’t throw a hissy fit, I must not throw a hissy fit 

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[Momodan38]

I'm waiting for that momodan and alexmck leaked MMF threesome to drop on a tube site x
Can feel a sword fight coming on here 

Ah, the former internet badass who used to say it like it is, has decided to revive his old persona 

[jamiekinkxxx]

Thanks, but it’s really hard being an adult right now and ignore the fact that you got my name wrong…. I won’t throw a hissy fit, I must not throw a hissy fit 


 

ooops!   

[SonofAJohn]

Ah, the former internet badass who used to say it like it is, has decided to revive his old persona 

lol I can't be a c**t 24/7, not fun