Author Topic: Carmen, Karma Tantric - South Kensington  (Read 4844 times)

Offline semmlerino

Had read very good things about Karma, and after a series of very mediocre tantric massages, I decided to give it a try at a higher price point.

Location: Really nice basement flat between Gloucester Road and South Kensington, easy to find with the given description.

Duration : 250£ for an hour - ended up actually even being a little more, about 70 minutes.

Communication:  Carmen seemed to provide consistently great service, so really wanted to see her - it was a bit tricky at first to find a fitting time slot - was offered a few other girls within the same time, but really wanted to see her.

The person on WhatsApp said she was checking if my suggested time would work, I had to nudge her a few hours later to get an update. To be fair, it was somewhat short notice - wanted to book her on the evening of the same day,  which ended up not being possible, so we pushed it to the next day, afternoon, which ended up being even better for me.

Once we had agreed on a time, I was asked to give a call to quickly confirm as this was my first time booking through them.

The girl:  She is very attractive and friendly, mid/late twenties, with a fantastic toned body, and speaks excellent English. Her boobs were smaller than some previous reviews seemed to indicate, more on the smaller side of medium, main reason I went was because I thought they would be a lot bigger, but they are very perky, and the service more than made up for it.


Meeting:  Once I arrived in front of the door, I texted the person handling WhatsApp, and was let in about 15 seconds later.
Carmen explained the rules - touching above waistline fine, "intimate touch" would be 150 extra, as indicated on the website. Ridiculous, but I wasn't interested anyway.

Lied down, and the massage started - a proper normal massage, but actually good, gradually moving more and more towards a more sensual body to body massage with plenty of mutual touching and body contact.

The only minor downside for me was the lack of eye contact for the most part, though it was not nearly as bad as bad as with others, like having the forcefully closed eyes of Irina hover constantly above you, which felt terribly awkward. With her this felt a lot more natural, as she was constantly moving about, whispering in my ear etc, and there was more eye contact towards the end.


This was exactly the type of experience I had been searching for all this time, just the right type of mix between proper massage and sensual b2b.

Even with the substantially higher price point, this is definitely worth it. Karma does seem to usually provide a really good service commensurate to the cost, though not without exceptions it seems, judging by some reviews.

This experience made me wonder why I ever put up with places like Tantric Pleasure, which are, at best "okay", with usually incredibly annoying paper towels, as opposed to the fresh actual sheets.
The only reason I would go back to TP is if Camila ever returns - more specifically for her boobs, certainly not her personality - and thats only until I find someone with a similar body.

And, again, much very much in contrast to tantric pleasure, the hour was an actual hour where the clock did not start running during the shower - it had been about 70 minutes total.

Will be back for more, and longer. I let the person on WhatsApp know at the end that I was really satisfied and that I will return.
Still trying to find someone with big boobs that provides similarly good service, as I've been craving those for a while, but will will definitely see her again.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2025, 10:15:05 pm by semmlerino »


Offline tantraman

The girl:  She is very attractive and friendly, mid/late twenties, with a fantastic toned body ... Her boobs were smaller than some previous reviews seemed to indicate, more on the smaller side of medium ... but they are very perky ...

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Offline Funboy101

Anyone seen Carmen recently? Would love to pay her visit but she seems unavailable when I contacted KT

Offline Funboy101

Anyone had any luck with seeing Carmen anytime recently she still showing as on holiday and I’d love to see her

Offline Stevelondon

Two questions.

What the hell is intimate touch for £150.

Who the hell pays £650 for a three hour massage.

Offline Tony Blair

Two questions.

What the hell is intimate touch for £150.

Who the hell pays £650 for a three hour massage.

Total agreement.  I am in shock at the £250 for a massage.

Offline Funboy101

Agree KT is pricey, I’m not in London often and looking for a good B2B in a plush environment, won’t be going for the 3 hours at 650 though lol. She looks right up my street and has a couple of solid reviews.

I’ll take any recommendations that fit the bill if anyone has any, or just trying to see if Carmen is still around

Offline webpunter

This experience made me wonder why I ever put up with places like Tantric Pleasure, which are, at best "okay", with usually incredibly annoying paper towels, as opposed to the fresh actual sheets.
The only reason I would go back to TP is if Camila ever returns - more specifically for her boobs, certainly not her personality - and thats only until I find someone with a similar body.

So its 250 for KT as for imtimate blah for 150 fuck that for a game of soldiers
On the other hand @ TP the same 250 would get you 90 mins @ 180 & i reck 70 on top would put RO & OWO on the menu easy
My sessions there with Camila & Martina a couple of visits each were off the scale
Camila soon warmed up on the 1st meet & it was b2b oilyHJ oilyTW oilyTF tastic on the 2nd she was into it from the get-go
Chebtastic  :yahoo:
Sadly they are both no more
The shopping @ KT is woeful  :rolleyes:
I'll slum it with the paper sheets @ TP
Tho the venues in the city holburn seem deffo better than those 'up west'

Offline webpunter

I’ll take any recommendations that fit the bill if anyone has any, or just trying to see if Carmen is still around

Here you go  :hi:
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Offline semmlerino

So its 250 for KT as for imtimate blah for 150 fuck that for a game of soldiers
On the other hand @ TP the same 250 would get you 90 mins @ 180 & i reck 70 on top would put RO & OWO on the menu easy
My sessions there with Camila & Martina a couple of visits each were off the scale
Camila soon warmed up on the 1st meet & it was b2b oilyHJ oilyTW oilyTF tastic on the 2nd she was into it from the get-go

You clearly did not get it.

Offline webpunter

You clearly did not get it.

Indeed dot com
Your review reads like a seemingly norty travel guide with a hint of M&B  :rolleyes:

Here are some highlights

- Once I arrived in front of the door, I texted the person handling WhatsApp, and was let in about 15 seconds later
[usually i find the door buzzer works best]

- This was exactly the type of experience I had been searching for all this time, just the right type of mix between proper massage and sensual b2b.
[hurrah - what about wine me dine me 69 me RO the burd leaking like a knackered freezer OWO & thunderbirds i have no idea where ... 'incoming' - i think not !]

- as opposed to the fresh actual sheets
[were the sheets ironed & smelling of febreeze ?, suits you Sir.  As if you are the only punter lying on said fresh sheet  :rolleyes: :lol:.  Paper on a roll any day of the week pour moi]

My hour & hour & a half sessions @ TP usually ran about ten mins over.  Maybe coz they liked me, must be  ;)  Fluffy towels too !

proper massage - WTF is PM ??
IMO such commentary is conduct unbecoming on UKP
Its nearly as bad as batting FFS  :dash:


Offline semmlerino

Indeed dot com
Your review reads like a seemingly norty travel guide with a hint of M&B  :rolleyes:

Here are some highlights

- Once I arrived in front of the door, I texted the person handling WhatsApp, and was let in about 15 seconds later
[usually i find the door buzzer works best]

- This was exactly the type of experience I had been searching for all this time, just the right type of mix between proper massage and sensual b2b.
[hurrah - what about wine me dine me 69 me RO the burd leaking like a knackered freezer OWO & thunderbirds i have no idea where ... 'incoming' - i think not !]

- as opposed to the fresh actual sheets
[were the sheets ironed & smelling of febreeze ?, suits you Sir.  As if you are the only punter lying on said fresh sheet  :rolleyes: :lol:.  Paper on a roll any day of the week pour moi]

My hour & hour & a half sessions @ TP usually ran about ten mins over.  Maybe coz they liked me, must be  ;)  Fluffy towels too !

proper massage - WTF is PM ??
IMO such commentary is conduct unbecoming on UKP
Its nearly as bad as batting FFS  :dash:

Sucks to be a pathetic bean counter like yourself.  :D

Fascinating you would choose to focus on such minute details
That's how it works at Karma, or at the very least with Carmen - you're not supposed to buzz. I don't know why unable to understand this, or choose to care about it.

I am delighted to pay more for an overall outstanding experience. Actual proper comfortable sheets make for a far better experience. Interesting you seem to have a hard time wrapping your mind around simple facts. Also not quite sure why you're obsessing over the term "proper massage". Do you understand that it is possible to just phone it in with a massage, that is little more than half-hearted rubbing and it is possible to get an actually good massage, from someone who has likely received training for it? Imagine that, crazy, huh?

I am more than happy to spend that money for an outstanding sensual experience that leaves me satisfied for days. I have read many reviews from others from others who have been to Karma, or other more exclusive places, who feel exactly the same and would go back in a heartbeat. And somehow, there is always a sad, boring person like yourself feeling the need to reply that it's too much money. Maybe for someone like yourself who has to resort to bargain hunting. Maybe that amount of money is a big deal for you, but it's not for everyone.

Whats even funnier is that you don't even know what you're talking about, as you haven't actually been yourself, you literally have no idea.

You know what is unbecoming of UKP? Someone who feels the need to reply to a review that is over six months old, fixate on inane details, in barely legible, pitiful English, which makes me think that you have not been able to make it very far in life, given your apparant lack of education, which is likely why that money is such a big deal for you.  :P
« Last Edit: September 17, 2025, 08:13:14 pm by semmlerino »

Offline Funboy101

@webpunter I’m guessing you don’t know if she’s still around then  :lol:

@semmlerino  :drinks:

Offline Stevelondon

Sucks to be a pathetic bean counter like yourself.  :D

Fascinating you would choose to focus on such minute details
That's how it works at Karma, or at the very least with Carmen - you're not supposed to buzz. I don't know why unable to understand this, or choose to care about it.

I am delighted to pay more for an overall outstanding experience. Actual proper comfortable sheets make for a far better experience. Interesting you seem to have a hard time wrapping your mind around simple facts. Also not quite sure why you're obsessing over the term "proper massage". Do you understand that it is possible to just phone it in with a massage, that is little more than half-hearted rubbing and it is possible to get an actually good massage, from someone who has likely received training for it? Imagine that, crazy, huh?

I am more than happy to spend that money for an outstanding sensual experience that leaves me satisfied for days. I have read many reviews from others from others who have been to Karma, or other more exclusive places, who feel exactly the same and would go back in a heartbeat. And somehow, there is always a sad, boring person like yourself feeling the need to reply that it's too much money. Maybe for someone like yourself who has to resort to bargain hunting. Maybe that amount of money is a big deal for you, but it's not for everyone.

Whats even funnier is that you don't even know what you're talking about, as you haven't actually been yourself, you literally have no idea.

You know what is unbecoming of UKP? Someone who feels the need to reply to a review that is over six months old, fixate on inane details, in barely legible, pitiful English, which makes me think that you have not been able to make it very far in life, given your apparant lack of education, which is likely why that money is such a big deal for you.  :P

😂😂😂.     Not just a bean counter but pathetic with it.

I’ve not heard Webby called that before.  :D

Something you have to learn is that he speaks in a vocabulary that needs to be learnt to fully understand what he’s on about. I myself have been studying it for a year now and I’ve very nearly got it 😂

But the man has an opinion my friend. Not sure you can just assume his financial worth……. With regard to punting that is.



Offline webpunter

@webpunter I’m guessing you don’t know if she’s still around then  :lol:

@semmlerino  :drinks:

Err  .... nope
Good luck with your new bestie  ;)

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Sucks to be a pathetic bean counter like yourself.  :D

Fascinating you would choose to focus on such minute details
That's how it works at Karma, or at the very least with Carmen - you're not supposed to buzz. I don't know why unable to understand this, or choose to care about it.

I am delighted to pay more for an overall outstanding experience. Actual proper comfortable sheets make for a far better experience. Interesting you seem to have a hard time wrapping your mind around simple facts. Also not quite sure why you're obsessing over the term "proper massage". Do you understand that it is possible to just phone it in with a massage, that is little more than half-hearted rubbing and it is possible to get an actually good massage, from someone who has likely received training for it? Imagine that, crazy, huh?

I am more than happy to spend that money for an outstanding sensual experience that leaves me satisfied for days. I have read many reviews from others from others who have been to Karma, or other more exclusive places, who feel exactly the same and would go back in a heartbeat. And somehow, there is always a sad, boring person like yourself feeling the need to reply that it's too much money. Maybe for someone like yourself who has to resort to bargain hunting. Maybe that amount of money is a big deal for you, but it's not for everyone.

Whats even funnier is that you don't even know what you're talking about, as you haven't actually been yourself, you literally have no idea.

You know what is unbecoming of UKP? Someone who feels the need to reply to a review that is over six months old, fixate on inane details, in barely legible, pitiful English, which makes me think that you have not been able to make it very far in life, given your apparant lack of education, which is likely why that money is such a big deal for you.  :P

Out of order response IMO,  love or hate the way Webby writes here, his post was not making baseless assumptions, nor was it pointed or personal.  Your reply was..!  As I said, out of order IMO.

Offline adrianm758

I don’t understand why people insist on coming  to the massage section of this forum just to point out each time that we could have had FS for the same price or less. It’s life the TS section of the forum - each to their own and don’t go there if it’s not your thing.
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