Author Topic: Eva - Knightsbridge - Aprov  (Read 878 times)

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Turned out to be the same girl as a previous punt: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=412482.0 She didn't remember me

Price
£1000 for 1 hour

Services
Positive
Slender body but now waif like compared to before - as if she was wasting away and not eating. Tits in picture not there and not like they were before - decent handful. Maybe this is a negative rather than positive
Did all positions wanted (doggie, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, came reverse cowgirl)

Neutral
Now has glow in the dark teeth like Ross in Friends. Stood out in the dim bedroom

Negative
Had to wait an extra 30 minutes before allowing to enter apartment building. Agency apologetic but waste of time
Came across like she was hungover - couldn't see if her eyes were bloodshot as room was too dark. Greasy hair. Flat breath
Some kissing but not real DFK and disappeared as punt went on
Pussy reeked. She squatted to give oral after I undressed and smelt like one of those subways where people do a piss in summer. Asked her to wash. She did sulkily and when she got back, moved to the bed for oral. Quite toothy or more than I remembered last time
Went through positions but felt like she just wanted it to be over - asked a few times if I had cum yet (pet hate). Smell from pussy returned during sex and became increasingly hard to ignore
No period this time but in the bathroom was a box of tablets for UTI/burning pain while urinating (what it said on the box). Weird almost like it was left out for me next to the toilet! Might explain the whiff from down below unless than was from the night before and poor hygiene
Not a dead starfish but felt like she was going through the motions

Negative. Hanging around for 30 minutes was waste of time. Luckily there was a pub round the corner. If you wanted sex the morning after a night out clubbing, maybe this was it but not what I was paying for. On the JackSaint scale below - 1-2*

*****Welcoming, engaged, look good to sensational, have some banter, give the impression they get into it and enjoy your company, deliver what they promise, make you feel great so you dance home.
****All the above, more average looking
***It’s all a show and they trade off their physical assets, not suited to this game
**Transactional
*Really can’t be arsed

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« Last Edit: March 11, 2025, 09:00:30 pm by Alexmck »

Offline jakplo22

Thanks for the review. I agree, it's the worst when they ask you if you're going to cum soon. :( Hope the next one is better!

Offline JackSaint

A grand for a skank, the agencies are taking the piss, the game's gone.

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A grand for a skank, the agencies are taking the piss, the game's gone.

+1 utterly shocking at £200 let alone a grand.

Commiserations OP