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Author Topic: Berlin next week  (Read 7127 times)


Offline softlad

Hope you have a good trip, and look forward to hearing all the sordid details.  :)

Offline Cactus

I love Berlin, one of my favourite European Cities!

Went there with 3 mates a few years back - one guy hit the brothels, got ripped of something terrible (either that or he was firing like a machine gun) and ended up with a bill of around £2k on the creidt card when he got home.... Mind you he did go back 2 nights later to a different brothel & ended up with a bill for whores in the region of £3,500.

Berlin is great, you'll love it, but remember "cash for gash"

Have a couple of Berlinners for me  :drinks:


Offline Jerboa

I love Berlin, one of my favourite European Cities!

Went there with 3 mates a few years back - one guy hit the brothels, got ripped of something terrible (either that or he was firing like a machine gun) and ended up with a bill of around £2k on the creidt card when he got home.... Mind you he did go back 2 nights later to a different brothel & ended up with a bill for whores in the region of £3,500.

Berlin is great, you'll love it, but remember "cash for gash"

Have a couple of Berlinners for me  :drinks:

Let me guess......he was asked to buy expensive drinks for the hookers, why do some fools do this? The sex Is already guaranteed In a brothel, you just have to pay the cash lol,  :P

Offline Steve2

That's the two I'd probably go to as well, or how about this place? http://erlebniswohnung.de/

Thats number 1 :)

Offline Cactus

Let me guess......he was asked to buy expensive drinks for the hookers, why do some fools do this? The sex Is already guaranteed In a brothel, you just have to pay the cash lol,  :P

It was actually quite funny, he got back to the digs alot later than the rest of us (due to his trip to the brothel) and I had to get up and let him in.  He announced "you are looking at one happy mam, just had a 3sum" and then went to bed promising to fill us in come the morning.  He woke up, put his head in his hands and said "oh shit, think I've spent alot of cash" and asked me to check his pockets for receipts (he was on the top bunk) so I went into his pocket and found a receipt for 300euro, but decided to wind him up for a bit and say it was for 600....after a bit panic I eventually told him the truth & said it was only for 300, he was pretty pleased....
Then I went into another pocket and pulled out a handfull of receipts that went along the lines of:
01:47 - 300euro, 01:49 - 300euro, 01:53 - 90euro (champers), 01:54 - 300euro, 01:57 - 300euro and so on, think there was 12 receipts most of them for 300 euro a time and the odd bottle of champers! His card was gone too, so phoned up to cancel it immediately and luckily no more was spent on it.

Remarkably he went back to a different one a couple of nights later and was using his visa debit card and after a while he settled with one girl and banged her a couple of times, paying for each one, then she suggested he just settled the bill at the end. When it came to settling the bill........card rejected! He went back into the room, jumped out the window and found himself in a courtyard garden, clambered over the wall and then ran back to the digs zig zagging up and down streets.

Best bit was the next morning when he was telling the story & said he was crapping himself as there was a beast of a bald man behind the bar who was getting rather peeved at him for not being able to pay.  My other mate who swore he wasn't at the brothel then chirped up "oh yeah he was bloody huge"  :cool:

Offline Jerboa

It was actually quite funny, he got back to the digs alot later than the rest of us (due to his trip to the brothel) and I had to get up and let him in.  He announced "you are looking at one happy mam, just had a 3sum" and then went to bed promising to fill us in come the morning.  He woke up, put his head in his hands and said "oh shit, think I've spent alot of cash" and asked me to check his pockets for receipts (he was on the top bunk) so I went into his pocket and found a receipt for 300euro, but decided to wind him up for a bit and say it was for 600....after a bit panic I eventually told him the truth & said it was only for 300, he was pretty pleased....
Then I went into another pocket and pulled out a handfull of receipts that went along the lines of:
01:47 - 300euro, 01:49 - 300euro, 01:53 - 90euro (champers), 01:54 - 300euro, 01:57 - 300euro and so on, think there was 12 receipts most of them for 300 euro a time and the odd bottle of champers! His card was gone too, so phoned up to cancel it immediately and luckily no more was spent on it.

Remarkably he went back to a different one a couple of nights later and was using his visa debit card and after a while he settled with one girl and banged her a couple of times, paying for each one, then she suggested he just settled the bill at the end. When it came to settling the bill........card rejected! He went back into the room, jumped out the window and found himself in a courtyard garden, clambered over the wall and then ran back to the digs zig zagging up and down streets.

Best bit was the next morning when he was telling the story & said he was crapping himself as there was a beast of a bald man behind the bar who was getting rather peeved at him for not being able to pay.  My other mate who swore he wasn't at the brothel then chirped up "oh yeah he was bloody huge"  :cool:

Yeah some of these clubs just live of clueless tourists or businessmen new In town, and like sharks can smell fresh blood, as we know you don't go to a brothel to buy expensive drinks, and cash Is king, running up a large bill and then your card being rejected can be embarrassing and detrimental to your health.

Offline Steve2

Day 1

Mondscheim

Small club with 2 young 20,s something slim blondes

Got there about 12

2 other guys. Never more than 4 guys while I was there

Had 3 sessions with both and a few beers and lots of chat (in German ish! )

1 session with both of them and me

All for 50 Euros!! Bargain. Could have just done an hr for 35 Euros but splashed out!

Looking forward to day 2. Swingeroase, a big swingers club with Gangbang all day for 70 Euros


Offline softlad

Have a good time!!!!

Yeah, don't worry about us, all alone in our respective deserts..... :cry:

Offline M1nty

Yeah, don't worry about us, all alone in our respective deserts..... :cry:
:drinks: :cry:

Offline Cactus

Day 1

Mondscheim

Small club with 2 young 20,s something slim blondes

Got there about 12

2 other guys. Never more than 4 guys while I was there

Had 3 sessions with both and a few beers and lots of chat (in German ish! )

1 session with both of them and me

All for 50 Euros!! Bargain. Could have just done an hr for 35 Euros but splashed out!

Looking forward to day 2. Swingeroase, a big swingers club with Gangbang all day for 70 Euros

Suddenly I am very eager to get back to Berlin...this sure beats the stuff I did when I was there, although the tour round the city in a bright pink trabant was pretty close  :cool:

Offline Steve2

Report from the front line

Got here at 12 and just found they have free internet

Started slow with 2 girls and 4 guys

Now 6 guys and 8 girls , 6 amateurs, 2 working

And 7 hrs to go , nice food and all drinks included

More to follow


Offline Steve2

Too dark for pics. Imagine a romantic bar with free pussy

By 7pm a couple of the girls had had their fun, free entry, free drinks and food. Result for them

Still too older BIG German frauleins sat at the bar drinking and not getting and advances from the guys. One coupled had arrived and she was looking very fit. They went to one of the open rooms and game on. She sucked and fucked 4 of us while hubby sat on the side and watched

Dinner served , a couple more beers and some Jacuzzi fun with one of the working girls

I am afraid to admit by 930 I was totally fucked, so a couple more beers, chat and I headed off

All in all great value for 70 Euros

What to do for an encore this morning, Maybe a local brothel and homeward bound with a big smile on my face :)

Offline Steve2

It looks like Berlin is calling again. starting 24th April and returning on 26th

i dont know how you do it Steve.  If punting was sport you would be the captain of our Olympic team :hi:

Offline NobbyNobbs

hi,

Just came accross this site looking for reviews of the Berlin sex scene. Im going over on business for four nights sometime in May. Always wanted a German punt, but don't know where to start - except google.

any advice?

Ta.

Offline Jerboa

It looks like Berlin is calling again. starting 24th April and returning on 26th

How did you get on then Steve?  :thumbsup:

Offline Jerboa

hi,

Just came accross this site looking for reviews of the Berlin sex scene. Im going over on business for four nights sometime in May. Always wanted a German punt, but don't know where to start - except google.

any advice?

Ta.

I would say try Fkk Artemis at least once as you're In town, depends what else you're Into, there are a few sex clubs as Steve has reported on here, or you can check out the walk in laufthaus brothels and privat escorts.

Offline NobbyNobbs

I would say try Fkk Artemis at least once as you're In town, depends what else you're Into, there are a few sex clubs as Steve has reported on here, or you can check out the walk in laufthaus brothels and privat escorts.
Thanks!

I really dunno what's out there to sample. An orgy be nice, if ratio good.

Just one other thing, posted in another thread about a brothel, and how i believe there illegal in UK. But not Germany? How safe are the girls, worrying about druggies and bareback, and the language barrier!

Offline Jerboa

Thanks!

I really dunno what's out there to sample. An orgy be nice, if ratio good.

Just one other thing, posted in another thread about a brothel, and how i believe there illegal in UK. But not Germany? How safe are the girls, worrying about druggies and bareback, and the language barrier!

Yes brothels are legal and prostitutes pay tax, they're as safe as girls In the UK.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Germany

Offline NobbyNobbs

I would say try Fkk Artemis at least once as you're In town, depends what else you're Into, there are a few sex clubs as Steve has reported on here, or you can check out the walk in laufthaus brothels and privat escorts.
Artemis is on my list now. Cheers!

Now Fraulein dommes or subs in leather...googling away :)

Offline NobbyNobbs

Yes brothels are legal and prostitutes pay tax, they're as safe as girls In the UK.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Germany
Yes I see they are having 'problems' EE girls too.




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