No chance for at least a couple of days. Over to the team
Well I put in considerable effort to take one for the team today as I booked Channel. Haha it was for my benefit too of course not just for you fuckers.
So I called at lunchtime. A receptionist (I presume) answered and took my 8 o'clock booking with her kid wailing in the background. She repeated the time to me and it was all confirmed. I ask how far channel is from the tube station. 10 minutes' walk? OK.
It took me close to an hour to get to her location this evening from central London. And it was a brisk 25 minute walk from Neasden tube and up a steep fucking hill. NW2
I made it to the highest fucking point in London I think. Seriously I could see the London Eye I think (not the clearest of nights but I reckon I clocked it in the distance). You know what's coming next. I call the number - no answer. I'm early. I wait a few minutes and call again. And again. I get her profile up on my smartphone and the number has now been removed. Also there's a note at the top - "off today!" Or something to that effect. At 8.10 I call one of the other Neasden profiles which has obviously been written by the same person. When they answer I explain that I've booked Channel and where is she!? In response I'm told, "there is no channel". Ok. I ask if any of the other girls are free. Don't want it to be a wasted journey. The girl on the phone said a different girl would be free in 10 minutes. I ask her to send the address. I start the long walk down the hill. Punter-sense tingling. I would never receive a text with the address. So that's 2 hours of my life I won't get back. Never mind.
I still think there is a Channel. The dozy pimp left her verification pic, complete with passport, clearly visible. In case it's not there any longer. Age: 20