Author Topic: Haven Massage, Braintree, Essex.  (Read 3998 times)

Offline Pillowtalk

I'm rarely in Braintree (there's not much there) but recently business took me to a nearby industrial estate. I had a couple of hours between meetings and decided to wander round the town centre. I spotted Haven Massage located at 69 High St. Promising I thought!
It was a quiet day so I wandered in. An attractive British woman was manning a sort of reception and I asked about a massage - one hour for £50, she said, relaxing ok? Yes please said I.
The place has a cheap but new feel to it. It's adapted from a shop and at least one massage room has been created by putting up stud walls, doors etc. It looks like a cheapo job to me. I didn't see how many rooms there were, but the room I was in was airless and a bit claustrophobic.
The lady I saw was Thai, and attractive in a nerdy sort of way, slim and aged between 30 and 40. She was wearing black trousers and  top which nicely revealed the top of a decent looking pair of boobs.
I stripped naked and lay on a pretty hard and uncomfortable massage table. The lady kept me covered with a towel most of the time, just revealing the bits she wanted to work on. The massage was actually pretty good and rather firmer than relaxing I would say. At no time was I ever confident any extras would be offered. The massage was conducted very professionally but occasionally she would just give the merest hint - a tiny stroke of the balls, pushing herself against and around my arm as it hung over the side of the table, not objecting when after the turn I rested my hand on her bottom. Was anything else on offer? Was it? A Big Fat No is the answer. We just ran out of time, she wiped me down with a hot towel, I got dressed and toddled off on my way.
I've scored it positive because nothing extra was promised and the massage was pretty good.
I would be interested to hear if anyone else has been and had any more joy.
I didn't ask the woman's name but she did tell me she was only there for a few days.

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Offline Bill

Thanks for the review

I'd always take the touring thing ("only there for a few days") as a good indication that there's more on offer. Anyone know differently, do the legit' masseuses also tour from shop to shop?

Offline Pillowtalk

Thanks for the review

I'd always take the touring thing ("only there for a few days") as a good indication that there's more on offer. Anyone know differently, do the legit' masseuses also tour from shop to shop?

You make a good point and I agree with you. However, on this occasion it didn't seem to hold true. Maybe it was me.

Offline Pillowtalk

Ok, so I need to be in back in Braintree for a day in about two weeks time. I'm likely to have a bit of spare time in the middle of the day and I'm tempted to return to this place - has anyone else been and had any more joy than me?

Offline Jiminy_Cricket07

I’ve been curious, but haven’t taken the plunge yet

Offline Pillowtalk

Ok, so I need to be in back in Braintree for a day in about two weeks time. I'm likely to have a bit of spare time in the middle of the day and I'm tempted to return to this place - has anyone else been and had any more joy than me?

Ok, so I answered my own question. I was in Braintree this morning and walked past Haven Massage at about 11am - it was closed. It didn't look 'closed closed' just not yet open.