Linda Sweety Edinburgh massage

[Massagetugga]

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One hour £90 massage/b2b

Hadn’t been for a long while so thought would give it a try. Recent visit. This is the Quartermile area.

Held a bit of promise because the girl was quite decent. Darker skinned and quite slim and attractive. She’ll have been Chinese but she easily could’ve been something like Indonesian or Thai. Slightly monkey looking face but a good enough package and pert wee boobs. I’d guess maybe 35ish.

But don’t, just don’t. First off the place had a bit of a niff. I suspect it desperately needed some fresh air. The last time I went the bathroom was a getting a little bit rough and ready. I assume through the constant business use.. The bath mat was soaking wet. The loo flush was playing up.

The above hardly matters because the little room is ok apart from the general niff that was present. Tissue on the massage table. But her massage was just terrible. Not through lack of effort mind you just plain weird. Repetitive, sore, totally non sensual. Wasn’t asked if wanted hard or soft so it’s obviously her usual routine. B2B was as meh as could be. Zero teasing touches or strokes.

Perfunctory happy ending that she obviously wanted out the way. No eye contact. Seemed to accept a little touching but frankly it was just to try and help get me over the line. Total disinterest from her. I have realised what was so bad about it. It wasn’t, but it could easily have been a bloke doing it. There was no feminine or womanly touch. Absolutely no sensuality about any of it.

With my parking not far off £100. 

[windowlicker]

The revolving door nature of the SPs is the problem here. They don't tend to stay long and often have moved on before a review is posted. Over the last 7 years I have visited a fair amount in various locations.

A highlight of my punting exploits was a 4 hand massage down Leith Walk from 2 lovely girls. It was only an extra £20 for the 2nd girl so a complete bargain and a lot of fun.

I last visited about a month ago. The girl was lovely and good fun. She wanted an extra £60 for FS which I refused. Offered an extra £20 for reverse oral so went for that. Finished in 69 position and had a great time. Toilet flush not working that day though.

Maybe we need a dedicated thread for this provider where we simply provide thumbs up or down for current provider. At least then we would have a more up to date indication of the service we will receive.

I do think the current location is the best and out of 40 or 50 visits I have not had many poor meets.

[Forthports]

Last time I visited I fixed the dodgy toilet flush and showed her how to do it but they obviously don’t include that important information in their handover notes 

[whistle]

Is there still a spoon holding the sink plug hole open?

Initially, that flat and the one at Fountain Park (both run by the same team) were pretty consistent in providing good service with various different girls. It was really just a case of pot luck as to who you got as I did try requesting someone but got someone else. It used to be pretty good value at £90 but I think the addition of the FS option took the focus away from the sensual massage to try and upsell and add the extra £60. Probably a quicker and easier session for them. Let’s face it £150 isn’t great for what it is.

It used to be a pretty safe go-to but I haven’t been back in months.

[Massagetugga]

Last time I was there I got offered FS +£60 but not this time.

I’d certainly say I’ve had better experiences overall at the Bonnington/Pilrig modern flat.