External Link/Members OnlyI arrived at 6:59 for my 7:00 appointment and left at 8:03, so, first and foremost, I definitely had my hour. Communication was average. It took me a number of calls before someone answered the phone. When they eventually did answer, the booking process was pretty straightforward. Linda (probably not her real name) was behind the counter when I arrived. Not particularly attractive facially, but a decent body, from what I could see (I did not have body-to-body). The usual process, strip off and lay face-down on the massage table.
The massage itself was really good, really thorough. I went for relaxing, but I would definitely describe it as firm. Whilst on my front, she covered pretty much every inch of my body (except between my legs). There were no "accidental" strokes or brushes of the old chap at this stage. This probably lasted about 35 to 40 minutes. I was then asked to turn over.
The massage continued with a conscious effort not to touch the old chap. I actually quite liked the fact that she continued with the massage as some massages that I have had, once you turn over, it is pretty much happy ending and you are done. She massaged all of the front of my body from head to toe (apart from the obvious). She was absolutely fascinated by my Prince Albert piercing and a few little, gentle tugs of it indicated what was to happen next.
She asked whether I wanted hand relief, to which I replied "yes, please". She was very gentle (especially with my piercing) and it was very pleasurable. I tried to delay the inevitable by trying to name all the winners of the FA Cup since the war, but it was no good and I came a few minutes later. She cleaned me up and that was that.
Linda's English was not great, but it was good enough to get by without using any sort of translation app. The cost of the massage was £50 plus £30 for the happy ending. It was definitely one of the better massages that I have had and I will definitely be going back. Linda actually gave me a loyalty card. After five massages, you get 50% off and after ten massages, you get the next one free (or something like that).
The place itself looked quite new and parking on the street nearby was easy. Linda did say that there is another girl who works there (something like Moocha), but I did not see her there. Overall, a very enjoyable experience.
