External Link/Members OnlyApologies in advance as this is going to be a long review to cover the ups but many more downs during my meet with Alex, which could've easily been a positive if not for her wanting to control almost every aspect of it!
Alex has a somewhat mixed bag of reviews including some recent not positives so seeing her was always going to be a bit of risk. However, I had to be in Croydon for work for the week
and she has relatively low rates for a British WG offering most services so decided to give it a go.
She responded straight away to my text and a 30 min meet for £80 was agreed including DFK, OWO, CIM and sex (protected). She offers anal for no extra charge but I'm usually not too fussed about this. I was sent very detailed and clear instructions to her nice and clean, loft conversion flat set inside a refurbished Victorian property. It had some building works being done on the outside so was easy to spot and had plenty of parking (paid) nearby.
Alex greeted me wearing a robe and lingerie underneath and her demeanour seemed friendly, if not very welcoming. As another reviewer has mentioned her face is much rounder than her profile pics show but this wasn't a problem for me.
I was led into a dimly lit bedroom and
even before I could take my coat off Alex asked for the 'paperwork' to be sorted. As soon as I handed it over her response was "please take everything off and come to the bed". In my experience a WG being in such a hurry is never a good sign of things to come but I was relaxed and complied.
When I ask her if she's had a good day her response it "I don't like to talk about my day like this". OK, no more small talk I said to myself.
As I joined her on the bed she lowered her top to reveal a nice pair of large natural tits so I was obviosuly straight onto them. Nice nipples too but they felt a bit rough / dry. We started LFKing and as I gently massaged her clit this turned into DFK. Great, I thought, as I turned my attention back to her nipples but was this time told to be gentle. I returned to kissing Alex but was now told to be gentle with the kissing as well. I wasn't being particulary aggressive or rough and this felt odd because if anything it was she who started kissing me back more intensely a few minutes ago.
Anyway, I was hard and ready to move on so requested her for some OWO. This started off well with some good suction, depth and skilled use of hands, mouth and tounge but
within 2-3 mins she asked if we could move onto sex. I insisted she suck me a bit longer which she agreed albeit with a slight hesitation. Another couple of minutes in she again suggested we "move on" and reached out for a condom.
We started off in Cowgirl with her tits swinging and smashing into my face so I grabbed them, but now she tells me that this hurts.
When I asked what exactly hurts she says touching her tits when she's fucking in CG hurts?! Right, so I decide to switch to missionary and somehow was able to build good momentum with Alex moaning and DFKing me, but
she again abruptly asks me to stop and if we could move to anal. 
She tells me how much she loves anal and starts lubing herself up so I'm thinking fuck it lets just get it over with, but due to the constant interruptions and nitpicking I'm no longer hard and can't put where she wants me to. She looks very disappointed but all I can offer is a shrug and a suggestion that she does a little more OWO to get things back on track.
She agrees but walks to check her mobile and tells me we have 7 mins left and that I need to finish soon. When I ask her what the time is,
it's actually only been 18 minutes since I walked in so I remind her firmly that I've paid for 30 mins! She agrees but also argues that I will need some time in the end to clean up etc...
At this point I want to just walk off but also want my balls emptied, so request again for some OWO with CIM finish. She returns to the bed to deliver this while also DFKing me, which feels good but also a bit bizzare given how standoffish she's been so far.
As I'm getting dressed up she asks me what I've got planned for the rest of the day. I'm tempted to quip back about "not wanting to talk about my day like this" but it would've been a waste of time and energy so I just say my goodbyes and leave. In total I spent roughly 24mins inside her flat.
I won't return and won't recommend her, unless anal is all that you are after.
