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Author Topic: LMP Temporary Closure (Lady Marmalade Parties)  (Read 35173 times)

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Excellent, thanks for reporting back Teesider :drinks:

What was cost (for former LMP members) ? PM me if better. Thanks.

Offline Teessider

Yes, there still seems something amiss to me about:

- the new website
- exactly when they are going live
- the party schedule for each day
- only 5/6 girls partying any one day (as opposed to the previous 7)
- no Saturday activity
- potential swingers
- no comment re: membership rights for previous LMP members (i.e. do they enjoy the previous £140 rate upon registering ?)

for even I, a committed former LMP fan, to attend for now. I think I will await some clarification/a confirmed report on here before testing.   


No conspiracy - what you see is what you get.

The new website is still being developed - so it will be finished soon.

Went live when they said - today.

I suppose they decided 6 girls would be enough until the new business builds back up again. When guest numbers rise I suspect the number of girls will rise too.

No Saturday it would seem, unless it's reactivates at a later date.

I think Em was concerned that LMP was becoming at bit staid with too many 1-2-1 s. She wants more action and sees that swingers will bring that. I agree.

  ... and yes, I got my discount as a member of the Golden Pussy Club.   :cool:


Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

No conspiracy - what you see is what you get.

The new website is still being developed - so it will be finished soon.

Went live when they said - today.

I suppose they decided 6 girls would be enough until the new business builds back up again. When guest numbers rise I suspect the number of girls will rise too.

No Saturday it would seem, unless it's reactivates at a later date.

I think Em was concerned that LMP was becoming at bit staid with too many 1-2-1 s. She wants more action and sees that swingers will bring that. I agree.

  ... and yes, I got my discount as a member of the Golden Pussy Club.   :cool:

Thanks Teesider. I fancy I might become a member of the Golden Pussy Club soon  ;)

Offline Captain Caveman


No conspiracy - what you see is what you get.

The new website is still being developed - so it will be finished soon.

Went live when they said - today.

I suppose they decided 6 girls would be enough until the new business builds back up again. When guest numbers rise I suspect the number of girls will rise too.

No Saturday it would seem, unless it's reactivates at a later date.

I think Em was concerned that LMP was becoming at bit staid with too many 1-2-1 s. She wants more action and sees that swingers will bring that. I agree.

  ... and yes, I got my discount as a member of the Golden Pussy Club.   :cool:

Thanks for the report Teessider - delighted the new place is up to scratch and am looking forward to my first visit.  :thumbsup:

I'm inclined to agree that the parties were becoming a bit formulaic - I'm less convinced swingers are the answer; I take it there were none there yesterday.

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Thanks for the report Teessider - delighted the new place is up to scratch and am looking forward to my first visit.  :thumbsup:

I'm inclined to agree that the parties were becoming a bit formulaic - I'm less convinced swingers are the answer; I take it there were none there yesterday.

I agree with that, I've no experience but would be interested to see how a swinging couple in the mix would work but my veiw is a fully integrated orgy won't happen unless punters get in there. I'm happy to do so but anyone who goes regularly will have seen some punters hanging back for a girl to come free rather than join in, what we need are more Vera's as she encourages 3 ways and tries to get others to join in.

Offline Captain Caveman

I agree with that, I've no experience but would be interested to see how a swinging couple in the mix would work but my veiw is a fully integrated orgy won't happen unless punters get in there. I'm happy to do so but anyone who goes regularly will have seen some punters hanging back for a girl to come free rather than join in, what we need are more Vera's as she encourages 3 ways and tries to get others to join in.

+1  :thumbsup:
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Offline akauya

I think the addition of swingers is an excellent idea - well, says me who loves swinging :)

I have been to paid parties where swingers were allowed for free (Pam's now and again, sometimes LAPC and what used to be Limelight parties). Some of the swingers were total filth. The thing about swingers is that they are there because they want sex, not money. There is something very appealing (to me at least) about willing pussy as opposed to paid pussy.

The only disadvantage is that a lot of the swinging females are not as hot looking as the prossies at the parties. Having said that, however, you do sometimes get some very hot looking swingers. There was a couple that used to go to the Limelight parties and the woman was absolutely gorgeous I think her swinging name was Jo. If any of you went to the Limelight parties you must have bumped into them at some point and you will know who I'm talking about.

So, I'm pleased Em is introducing swingers, it adds a bit more spice to the mix.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2014, 11:21:03 AM by akauya »

Offline Captain Caveman

I think the addition of swingers is an excellent idea - well, says me who loves swinging :)

I have been to paid parties where swingers were allowed for free (Pam's now and again, sometimes LAPC and what used to be Limelight parties). Some of the swingers were total filth. The thing about swingers is that they are there because they want sex, not money. There is something very appealing (to me at least) about willing pussy as opposed to paid pussy.

The only disadvantage is that a lot of the swinging females are not as hot looking as the prossies at the parties. Having said that, however, you do sometimes get some very hot looking swingers. There was a couple that used to go to the Limelight parties and the woman was absolutely gorgeous I think her swinging name was Jo. If any of you went to the Limelight parties you must have bumped into them at some point and you will know who I'm talking about.

So, I'm pleased Em is introducing swingers, it adds a bit more spice to the mix.

I've been to the Limelight, too, and mixed swingers/WG events elsewhere. Had a good time but the WGs there weren't as good looking as the LMP girls - let alone the swingers.

I've met some swinger gems but there is a lot of dross too. The vast majority of swingers in my experience are either:

a) repellently ugly
b) cliquey and only play with other swinging couples
c) Just want to be watched and don't let anyone else join in

If Em can screen these out of the Phoenix and just let in swinger ladies to the same standard (in looks and participation) as the pros, then I'll be happy. But it's a tall order.

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Offline eddie21

Hi teessider,

Where is the approx. location of the new townhouse?

Cheers

Offline andrei

Hi teessider,

Where is the approx. location of the new townhouse?

Cheers

joined the site just to ask that question?

considering its members only i'd be reluctant to share that info with you as i attended the 1pm party yesterday

its already been mentioned its close to paddington and lancaster gate, i suggst if you want to know more you enquire directly with lady em

the house was superb though, i assume the heating was all fixed up by the evening bash, it was on the blink earlier in the day but we soon found ways to warm the girls up  ;)

review to come
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Offline Captain Caveman

joined the site just to ask that question?

considering its members only i'd be reluctant to share that info with you as i attended the 1pm party yesterday

its already been mentioned its close to paddington and lancaster gate, i suggst if you want to know more you enquire directly with lady em

the house was superb though, i assume the heating was all fixed up by the evening bash, it was on the blink earlier in the day but we soon found ways to warm the girls up  ;)

review to come

Busted!  :D

Look forward to review

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Offline Mike Oxhard


b) cliquey and only play with other swinging couples
c) Just want to be watched and don't let anyone else join in

This is the worrying part of allowing swingers in. A "selection" process where people may or may not be allowed to play could greatly diminish any relaxed atmosphere that LMP always thrived on, and effectively alter ratios if some party girls become "out of bounds" for a time while they play with the swinging couples.

I like the old way where EVERY girl there is available for relaxed fun and you simply fit in when and where the opportunities present themselves.

As for "too many 1-2-1s", they will naturally occur at many parties especially when numbers are lower, so I hope there isn't going to be an awkward feeling if you happen to end up with a girl to yourself for a short while!! It's up to guys to actively join in......we can't force someone to join  :sarcastic:

Offline Kingy28

If a swinging couple want to attend the new venue, then it would cost them £320.

That seems a lot of money to me to pay when other swinging establishments charge considerably less.

Offline Captain Caveman

If a swinging couple want to attend the new venue, then it would cost them £320.

That seems a lot of money to me to pay when other swinging establishments charge considerably less.

I guess you're assuming that a M/F couple would be charged £160 each - I can't see anything on the website where it says that (or - for that matter - where it says females will be let in free, which would be in line with other swinger clubs).

This lack of detail just reinforces my belief that the 'swingers' angle is simply legalese to stay within the law and not a core part of the club's business.

I hope so anyway.





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Offline Teessider


I've met some swinger gems but there is a lot of dross too. The vast majority of swingers in my experience are either:

a) repellently ugly
b) cliquey and only play with other swinging couples
c) Just want to be watched and don't let anyone else join in

If Em can screen these out of the Phoenix and just let in swinger ladies to the same standard (in looks and participation) as the pros, then I'll be happy. But it's a tall order.


You'll be fine Captain - it's not compulsory to fuck them.   :D
« Last Edit: December 10, 2014, 06:02:15 PM by Teessider »

Offline Teessider



the house was superb though, i assume the heating was all fixed up by the evening bash, it was on the blink earlier in the day but we soon found ways to warm the girls up  ;)

review to come


No problems - all sorted by 7 pm - unless it was the heat from the earlier parties.   ;)

Offline Captain Caveman


You'll be fine Captain - it's not compulsory to fuck them.   :D

True - but once you've seen them, you can't un-see them  :scare:
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Offline smiths

I am sure Em and Moss will have any swinging issues sorted so the scenario doesnt happen as it does at some parties where swingers are present and get in for a small cost or free, and if a couple the woman is only interested in the WGs as is the guy meaning thats up to 2 less WGs available for the other punters who have paid full price. This picking and choosing is of course the norm in the swinging scene, but this isnt swinging as the WGs are WGs obviously not swingers.

IF female swingers are allowed to attend and happily punt with the other punters thats an additional woman to shag so all good in my experience, and some female swingers at parties have been crackers, while some have been extremely unattractive to me.

Offline Teessider


IF female swingers are allowed to attend and happily punt with the other punters thats an additional woman to shag so all good in my experience, and some female swingers at parties have been crackers, while some have been extremely unattractive to me.

I'm sure Em will be looking  for these people - she said yesterday she was looking for more 'exciting' adventurous party goers to spice up the vibe.    :diablo:

...... and to answer your question Captain, there was no swingers yesterday, just the girls and the punters.

Offline smiths

I'm sure Em will be looking  for these people - she said yesterday she was looking for more 'exciting' adventurous party goers to spice up the vibe.    :diablo:

...... and to answer your question Captain, there was no swingers yesterday, just the girls and the punters.

And i am sure they will be attractive women, not  boilers, that appeal to punters. The thing is though firstly such women can never be absolutely guaranteed to turn up and secondly they might only want to attend ocassionally. So ideally over time attracting a number of these women would be good, whether thats with a male partner or not, not knowing whether couples will be allowed to attend or not. If they arent that will make it harder to attract women as genuine attractive single females wanting to be fucked by any Tom, Dick and Abdul are thin on the ground sadly.

Offline Steve2

attractive single females wanting to be fucked by any Tom, Dick and Abdul are thin on the ground sadly.


Rarer than rocking horse shit

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Offline Teessider

I like fucking the odd munter - they're normally particularly enthusiastic since they're gagging for it.   :yahoo:

Offline Dj007

Nice one Teesider, nobody mentioned the name and I am sure Em and Moss did this tongue in cheek...Phoenix rising from the Ashes of LMP?
Reading through some of the dross...oops...opinions of some so called regulars to LMP, I am sure glad that they are back safe and sound. To anyone reading this I usually travel from down south for a rare treat in Paradise Central. If you want a relaxed, fun, hassle free environment with sexy girls and some really cool regulars then this really is the place to go. I've been fortunate enough to party at two of the venues but missed the last one. Some of the pre party and after party socials in the local hostelries were quite a laugh and not one I have experienced anywhere else in the UK!
I am sure that Em and Moss thought long and hard about their hosting and if they are looking to add more spice, then who are we to complain.
If they can beat four girls on me at once trying to get pop number four out of the old chap in 2hrs, then bring it on!
Yep I'm a newbie but Teesider will know me, as will Stevie and that French idiot that I always end up spit roasting some babe with!
Hope you get to read this Em and Moss and wish you both well in your new venture, defo the Queen and King of party times!
 :hi:

Offline Dj007

Rarer than rocking horse shit

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I think if it was promoted in a way to highlight the total discretionary attitude at LMP and the quality of the clientele, then you might be surprised as to how many women are just as in need of a good casual fuck as us men! Imagine, we have to pay, yet a businesswoman with time on her hands wanting a no strings casual encounter could pop in for an hour and be gone with a smile on her face for the cost of a phone call. Plenty of male escorts out there earning a living! Also maybe Em could provide a Venetian Eye Mask for some of the shy ladies that do not want to risk being identified....now that could add spice and hide some horrors :yahoo:

Offline Teessider


 Some of the pre party and after party socials in the local hostelries were quite a laugh and not one I have experienced anywhere else in the UK!



Had a pre-party beer at the Swan for old times sake, then a post party pint at 'The Victoria' - a cracking Fullers pub near the party.  :drinks:

As I was finishing my London Pride in walks Emma, Vera, Emily and Eva. Made me smile knowing I'd just fucked Eva, Vera and Emily on ther swing within the last hour.  :cool:
 
Would have stayed for another with the girls but needed to get off.  :unknown:




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