External Link/Members OnlyA few months ago, before Christmas
Plan A - an Independent - Fail - she was having issues with her phone that day (but I had several text apologies in the days after)
Plan B - Absolute Thai - Fail - there was a note on the door , “Busy. Come back later”
So continued on my walk and
Plan C - became “Sunshine Smile” because the door was open.
I’d never been there before but I've read many Reviews in the past so I knew Nancy was a bit quirky and her adverts used to be quite bizarre.
Door open but empty shop, “Hello?”
Simultaneously Nancy (I assume) sat forward from a chair behind a screen on the right and another person appeared from the corridor on the left.
I wasn’t expecting raunch, in fact I was just happy to lie down and accept “what will be, will be”.
And so it came to pass.
Average massage. No conversation (and I wasn’t in the mood to initiate one) until …
“Hello … turn over”
I did as requested. I closed my eyes as the massage continued until …
“Hello … you want handjob?”
I wasn’t particularly bothered but said, “Yes”.
“£20 extra”
“Ok”
Not the best HJ but certainly not the worst.
The room, and the shop, both looked “tired” and in need of some TLC.
Ditto me … I was feeling a bit “under the weather” which is why I enjoyed the opportunity to “just lie down” for an hour.
Just to be clear, it wasn't Nancy, it was her assistant. One hour £40 + £20 HE.
Next time, ie if Plan C is required again when I’m in the area, I’ll make sure I sample the “delights (?)” of Nancy.
