EmmieX - Bristol

[Quesadilla]

Disclaimer: This review should be taken with an even bigger pinch of salt than my usual fluffy fare as I already knew EmmieX as Ruby Tuesday on this forum and we had chatted before I considered booking her.  In theory this means she knew she was performing for this audience.

Who EmmieX (aka Ruby Tuesday on here)
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What 2 hour incall MGIADSE (My Girlfriend Is A Dirty Slut Experience)
How much? £200 reduced to £180 due to delay
When Fri 14th November -
Where A central Bristol hotel
Parking in nearby multi storey conveniently located right next door. Parking was free if you validated your parking ticket with the hotel reception which I did.

Why A thread on here entitled romantically enough "Rimming - I Don't Get It" had me waxing lyrical about the joys of both giving and receiving a great rimjob. Ruby Tuesday chimed in (in a completely non-touting way I hasten to add) and clearly is a connoisseur of all things anal, a lady after my own heart so she went straight on my hot list. I dropped her a line on AW to introduce myself, but knowing she is in Bristol - over 2 hours away - I didn't really think anything was going to happen any time soon.
But then Emmie went and updated her profile to say she had a hotel booked for Friday for incalls, and with her current special offer would be £200 for 2 hrs inc A levels. Yes it would mean a 2 hr drive each way at least - but I had a quiet Friday afternoon at work coming and it all just seemed too good an opportunity to miss.

Looks - 6.5/10 - girl next door you'd happily pickup in the bar. Pics in both her public and private gallery are very accurate, no photoshopping here.  Emmie is not looks-wise my usual type which is small blonde's / redheads. She is a size 14 but working to lose weight.  If you like your women stick thin she is not for you, she is very curvy but not BBW curvy.  Fab long legs, great arse, great boobs, just a "little belly" on her whichI had no complaints about. I think once she tones up a bit she will be a definite 8/10 but her professional attitude and services more than make up for any weaknesses in this area.

Services - MGIADSE - she actually mentions this on her profile having seen me talk about it here - what I call the My Girlfriend Is A Dirty Slut Experience, GFE with a dirty slut twist and she delivered admirably. Put me at ease with her relaxed and teasing comms in advance, had a good chat when I arrived after a long and stressful drive which helped relax me before the punt, and then it was like the first time you make out with a new girlfriend, very passionate kissing / DFK, which gradually got more and more filthy, mutual rimming (including mutual anal rimming which I've never experienced before!) leading up to a fantastic DP with my inflatable sex machine with me fucking her arse hard til she came.
Attitude - 9/10 - EmmieX is new to escorting and is completely honest about that, she is learning as she goes and almost certainly make the odd newbie mistake.  However her attitude is very professional, she is very open to advice, and in terms of her attitude to sex she is exemplary.  Clearly loves the sex herself and gets totally into it. 
Comms - 9/10 - having already chatted to Ruby on here had already got a bit of a rapport so comms were great. Sent me some very horny additional pics which was a bit of a tease but don't expect the same treatment unless you're a fluffy like me.

Positives
Excelllent MGIADSE.   Very passionate and intimate kissing, leading to very dirty anal sluttishness all round. Great OWO BJ with prostate massage, plenty of rimming both ways, just what the doctor ordered.
Game for everything on her list for sure.
Great VFM - even without current special offers she's great value.
Jaffa cakes provided!

Negatives
Had to wait quite a while - she has not quite mastered the art of being firm with a punter when it's time to shower and leave so he dawdled leaving me waiting a while in the bar.  I had told her to take her time but possibly this was pushing it. However, that said I was over 20 mins late for my allotted start time myself due to the nightmare rush hour traffic getting out of London.  I did have constant comms from Emmie where she kept me updated and asked my OK to push the time back. Having travelled 3 1/2 hours already didn't think another delay would matter.  She reduced the fee by 10% as an apology for the delay which I gracefully accepted.

Slight smell of cigarette smoke evident during DFK.  Does say in her profile she smokes socially, didn't really bother me.

She's in Bristol!

Recommend? Yes
Visit again? No - couldn't face the drive to Bristol again!  But would happily have her visit me here or see her in London if she tours. 

[Punter Griffin]

You had me at Jaffa cakes. 

[markc65]

Another good report

Just wish she was able to sort her comms out a bit better

[Tony Montana]

Mutual rimming? How the hell did you manage that?

[Quesadilla]

Mutual rimming? How the hell did you manage that?

Just fell into it - she is a reasonably tall girl at 5'7 and I'm 5'10, so guess the angles just worked out. We were in a regular 69 position and I was tongueing her peach of an ass, she pulled my cock up between her breasts so it was out of the way (felt pretty good there too!) and stretched down between my legs. I instinctively lifted my legs up and back (yoga training came in handy) - and before I knew it her tongue was on my ring piece. Frankly fucking awesome and worth the price of admission (and long drive) just for that.   

Probably depends on your height and fitness/flexibility as to how achievable that is for you, but if you ask I'm sure she'll be game to try. 

I see a sudden increase in bookings for yoga classes on the horizon...

[Quesadilla]

You had me at Jaffa cakes. 

Aw man, after 2 hours shagging her hard in ever orifice in every position, never have a couple of those chocolatey covered little gems been so welcome! 

[Jeremy]

For a self-proclaimed fluffy it's clear that you've done your best to maintain a degree of objectivity in your review, which is appreciated.

Have you not considered getting the train to Bristol for potential future punts (with Emmie or otherwise)? I've travelled the opposite way (Bristol to London) and I'm sure it's quicker than a drive, cheaper than the necessary petrol and certainly less stressful.

[Qwerty]

Aw man, after 2 hours shagging her hard in ever orifice in every position, never have a couple of those chocolatey covered little gems been so welcome! 

So the rimming was at the end? Hope you enjoyed the Jaffa cakes too...

[Quesadilla]

For a self-proclaimed fluffy it's clear that you've done your best to maintain a degree of objectivity in your review, which is appreciated.

Have you not considered getting the train to Bristol for potential future punts (with Emmie or otherwise)? I've travelled the opposite way (Bristol to London) and I'm sure it's quicker than a drive, cheaper than the necessary petrol and certainly less stressful.

Cheers Jeremy - I made a point of trying to be as objective as I could given the circumstances.

I did look at the train - I'm in Surrey so meant going out to Guildford, up to Reading, then down to Bristol, which on paper was 3 1/2 hours. On my satnav / google maps the drive looked to be just over 2 hours, and I figured even with rush hour traffic it couldn't be more than 3 hours and would be after 10pm for the drive back so should be worst case a 5 hr round trip vs 7hrs.

I have a fuel card from work so don't pay for petrol so that wasn't an issue tbh. 

I just had not anticipated how god-awful the drive was going to be out.  Did take it out of me for sure, but that said it was nice to drive back after 10pm with no-one on the roads, no stress, door-to-door in 2 hrs so on balance probably still preferable. I do enjoy that post-fuck glow and it's nice to enjoy it in peace and privacy vs a train.

[Quesadilla]

So the rimming was at the end? Hope you enjoyed the Jaffa cakes too...

Very good Q 
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[socks]

Great review. I've done mutual rimming once from memory and it was indeed excellent. You've reminded me that I must add that to the list of things to do with my regular, who for some reason I've not indulged in it with! But one thing confused me - where you said

mutual rimming (including mutual anal rimming)

Rimming by definition is anal rimming isn't it?

[Quesadilla]

Great review. I've done mutual rimming once from memory and it was indeed excellent. You've reminded me that I must add that to the list of things to do with my regular, who for some reason I've not indulged in it with! But one thing confused me - where you said Rimming by definition is anal rimming isn't it?

Anything worth saying is worth saying twice Socks!  Well spotted! 

[socks]

Anything worth saying is worth saying twice Socks!  Well spotted! 

I'm a bit disappointed. I was hoping there was a whole new level of rimming out there for me to discover - maybe that anal rimming, as opposed to plain rimming, was where one used one's own rusty sherriff's badge, angled between bodies scissor fashion, so as to both give and receive pleasure via the act of frottage on another's barking spider. While that sounds both complicated to describe and overly contrived, it also doesn't sound as good as standard, tongue up the arsehole rimming tbh.

[Mr Kent (Not AW)]

Good review, though I think I would be content with the slight smell of cigarettes whilst DFK than the aroma and taste of the previous punters arsehole if she had been rimming that whilst you were waiting in the Bar. 

[Quesadilla]

Good review, though I think I would be content with the slight smell of cigarettes whilst DFK than the aroma and taste of the previous punters arsehole if she had been rimming that whilst you were waiting in the Bar.

Everyone else she sees is vanilla so no rimming! She promised so it must be true!   

Not sure how that's any worse than knowing she probably took a CIM...

[akauya]

You might be a bit of a wanker when it comes to giving punters relationshits advice but that was a good review.

As another A&R (anal and rimming) aficionado I'm always on the lookout for good A&R providers, so I'm putting Emmiex on my hotlist as long as she tours London though. I don't think I could face driving all the way to Bristol; I can't stand driving for ages it turns me into a Neanderthal.

Oh and Emmie, I'm sure you're reading this, sort your profile out; it's a bit long. You say things with 20 words when 10 will do (or is it just me?)

Anyway, I'll be keeping an eye on her profile in case she tours London.

Thanks for that review Quesadilla and glad you enjoyed it.

 

[Quesadilla]

You might be a bit of a wanker when it comes to giving punters relationshits advice but that was a good review.

Only a bit  - Akauya you aren't getting all fluffy on me in your old age are you?   

As another A&R (anal and rimming) aficionado I'm always on the lookout for good A&R providers, so I'm putting Emmiex on my hotlist as long as she tours London though. I don't think I could face driving all the way to Bristol; I can't stand driving for ages it turns me into a Neanderthal.

Yeah in the end I was actually glad of a bit of time in the bar to chill.  I've booked Little Katie in Bristol for late Dec and made it a Sat so no full on rush hour traffic just Boxing day sales. 

Will make a point of getting down a couple hours early and having a light/leisurely lunch so I'm fully destressed.

Oh and Emmie, I'm sure you're reading this, sort your profile out; it's a bit long. You say things with 20 words when 10 will do (or is it just me?)

Anyway, I'll be keeping an eye on her profile in case she tours London.

Thanks for that review Quesadilla and glad you enjoyed it.

 

Agreed re the profile - no need to try and top Amica Bentley/ KinkyDirtyBitch! ;-)

Cheers, lots of fun was had. Now excuse me I need to go shower for Platinum Cindy. 

[Roth]

Good review, though I think I would be content with the slight smell of cigarettes whilst DFK than the aroma and taste of the previous punters arsehole if she had been rimming that whilst you were waiting in the Bar.

Some prossies offer rimming and DFK. Some accept rimming and then DFK.  A large number offer CIM.  Some work whilst they got the painters in but try to hide it.  You are never gonna know what bugs they have or what they get up to with punters and you never know about the bugs of the last punter before you?  Let's hope any prossie swills with mouthwash and showers between punters. 

All part of the punting risk and fun.  The only way to avoid this is not to punt and to stick to a single partner.

[ruby-tuesday]

Really happy you had a great time Quesedilla, got to say I loved the Louisiana Lounger and the chance to unleash my less vanilla side! I think I need to push anal, CIM, facials, rimming etc a little more as I've been getting mostly standard GFEs so far, which is fine - been really enjoying myself - but it was great to have the chance to really indulge in a more adventurous session! 

Re my profile - yup, I know.. it's an essay! As you can probably tell from my posts on here I'm shite at being succinct

I do get a lot of emails from people saying they liked it being long and a bit different, and that was what drew their attention, so I don't want to completely change it - but got to balance that with getting key info across before the punter falls asleep!!  As you mentioned akauya I do use 20 words when probably 3 would do Might ask a friend to help me trim the excess. Will be looking at it over the next week or so anyway, thank you for the advice guys, it is really helpful getting a punter's perspective

Re smoking - sadly I am a social smoker (i.e. the most stupid sort - not even got the excuse of addiction, I just smoke when bored/with friends/waiting for something/having a drink... in this case I had a cheeky one while meeting a friend who had kindly brought me a sandwich as I was running late.) Its something I've been meaning to tackle for ages and have just literally just ordered an e-cig to stop me smoking on nights out, so I can also use that on the days where I am escorting to avoid stinky smoke-breath.. and I do hope to actually quit soon, I am trying to be more healthy.. 

...which leads on to my figure - I'm most definitely a non-toned 14 at the mo, bordering on 16. I am however starting to seriously tackle this.  I really like being curvy but I want to be firm and toned and to flatten my tummy - probably a fit and healthy 12-14 would be my ideal. Not sure how long it will take to get there but am eating much more healthily and starting to seriously exercise properly and regularly, will obviously gleefully update pics as I tone up 

I'll always be curvy as I just do have wide hips and a curvy outline but there's no excuse for not being healthy with it, I know, and I'm growing to really love being an escort and feel that taking care of your body is part and parcel of the job. It's good that escorts come in all shapes and sizes, but I want to be fit and toned as well as curvy! Will be putting some new pics up soon to try to show my current body shape more clearly. I'd much rather someone didn't book me than they went ahead and were disappointed with my body shape. That would be just horrible  for all concerned!

Finally communication - has been very patchy, I know, and I apologise. I just wasn't prepared for how much organisation would be needed and my system was haphazard at best. Currently not escorting as my relative is unwell but when I return I'm really going to focus on improving this, have taken on board all the comments and advice and hope I have contacted everyone affected on AW to offer them a small discount as a gesture of apology It's amazing what a steep learning curve starting escorting has been, and not for the reasons I thought, but I'm slowly getting there I hope!!

Cheers Q, thank you for writing such a balanced but positive review, I'm over the moon! 

[Jeremy]

Re my profile - yup, I know.. it's an essay! As you can probably tell from my posts on here I'm shite at being succinct

I'm something of a writing aficionado and almost tempted to offer to trim it down myself. Certainly I wouldn't have bothered reading it had you not already had your praises sung on here!

In any case I would advise you do get it shortened, it'll only do you good - it's been said several times on this forum that a lot of guys can't be arsed reading long profiles, many just write the WG off and don't bother trying to book. Or they skim over the important info which can lead to them asking (what seem to be) stupid questions that annoy the prossie or maybe even expecting a service that the profile states is not on offer, leading to disappointment. The more you write, the less they read.

[Qwerty]

The more you write, the less they read.

Unless of course the WG wants her clientele to be from the more literate end of the market - I know one whose long profile is specifically aimed to weed out those who aren't fond of words... :-)

[Jeremy]

Unless of course the WG wants her clientele to be from the more literate end of the market - I know one whose long profile is specifically aimed to weed out those who aren't fond of words... :-)

Link? I'd be interested to see if it's all actually stuff worth saying or if it's a huge wall of waffle.

[Roth]

I'm something of a writing aficionado and almost tempted to offer to trim it down myself. Certainly I wouldn't have bothered reading it had you not already had your praises sung on here!

In any case I would advise you do get it shortened, it'll only do you good - it's been said several times on this forum that a lot of guys can't be arsed reading long profiles, many just write the WG off and don't bother trying to book. Or they skim over the important info which can lead to them asking (what seem to be) stupid questions that annoy the prossie or maybe even expecting a service that the profile states is not on offer, leading to disappointment. The more you write, the less they read.

After freebies?

[Jeremy]

After freebies?

Nope, just offering advice since this is one of those rare instances where a WG is actually willing to listen to it.