Lucy - Natural For You - Barnet

[MrWelly]

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Called in here on a Sunday no appt. Shop is close to New Barnet station, very quiet at my visit. Met by Lucy a plain looking mid 40’s Chinese lady, short, slim, dark hair in a medium length bob. £50 for 1 hour. Shook her head no at the cash, wanted me to pay by card so paid via debit card on phone.

Lucy was very smiley and chatty throughout, the only trouble was she does not speak a word of English. She had some sort of hand held translator (no it wasn’t a mobile phone) which she placed on the bed, it seemed to be continuously on but as she would say something the English coming out of the machine was bizarre an example I remember was “Good woman in China clean in morning then in afternoon have massage. Bad woman in China clean in morning then pay man to massage in afternoon. Man then take money and go look for girl in evening”. Much of the conversation was like this, totally nonsensical. Some of the time she would talk Chinese and the translator would respond in what sounded like Chinese, no idea what was going on!

Lucy stayed in room while I undressed. Massage started with her lightly running her hands all over my body for a few minutes including one quick grab of the undercarriage, followed by a giggle, after which she started with the oil. Quite good massage but not very sensual.

On turn over nothing was said but with a smile on her face just started caressing my cock and then took off her clothes. Bit of loose tummy flesh but not that off putting, shaved pussy and nice handful b cup tits with nipples that hardened nicely at my touch. No objection to my hands all over her body. She then started to suck my cock for a couple of minutes, followed by more smiling and chuckles, she then climbed on bed, laid on top of me and was kissing my neck and nipples. Then she moved down and squatted above my cock and was wanking me directly under her pussy. Without warning she then lowered herself so the tip of my cock slid into her wet pussy for a second or two, she smiles again, removes herself and sits on my quads and proceeds with very nice HJ to completion. After cumming she continues stroking my cock, squeezing every last drop of cum out of me before moving back to kneel between my legs and taking my cock into her mouth for some more sucking whilst looking up into my eyes.

I then shower and whilst I am she puts her panties on and starts doing star jumps and stretching type exercises…weird.

Gave her a £50 tip and leave. As far as I can tell, Lucy works here every Sunday

[Lofty]

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Called in here on a Sunday no appt. Shop is close to New Barnet station, very quiet at my visit. Met by Lucy a plain looking mid 40’s Chinese lady, short, slim, dark hair in a medium length bob. £50 for 1 hour. Shook her head no at the cash, wanted me to pay by card so paid via debit card on phone.

Lucy was very smiley and chatty throughout, the only trouble was she does not speak a word of English. She had some sort of hand held translator (no it wasn’t a mobile phone) which she placed on the bed, it seemed to be continuously on but as she would say something the English coming out of the machine was bizarre an example I remember was “Good woman in China clean in morning then in afternoon have massage. Bad woman in China clean in morning then pay man to massage in afternoon. Man then take money and go look for girl in evening”. Much of the conversation was like this, totally nonsensical. Some of the time she would talk Chinese and the translator would respond in what sounded like Chinese, no idea what was going on!

Lucy stayed in room while I undressed. Massage started with her lightly running her hands all over my body for a few minutes including one quick grab of the undercarriage, followed by a giggle, after which she started with the oil. Quite good massage but not very sensual.

On turn over nothing was said but with a smile on her face just started caressing my cock and then took off her clothes. Bit of loose tummy flesh but not that off putting, shaved pussy and nice handful b cup tits with nipples that hardened nicely at my touch. No objection to my hands all over her body. She then started to suck my cock for a couple of minutes, followed by more smiling and chuckles, she then climbed on bed, laid on top of me and was kissing my neck and nipples. Then she moved down and squatted above my cock and was wanking me directly under her pussy. Without warning she then lowered herself so the tip of my cock slid into her wet pussy for a second or two, she smiles again, removes herself and sits on my quads and proceeds with very nice HJ to completion. After cumming she continues stroking my cock, squeezing every last drop of cum out of me before moving back to kneel between my legs and taking my cock into her mouth for some more sucking whilst looking up into my eyes.

I then shower and whilst I am she puts her panties on and starts doing star jumps and stretching type exercises…weird.

Gave her a £50 tip and leave. As far as I can tell, Lucy works here every Sunday

Must admit I laughed a few times reading that, especially the star jumps at the end 
Are you saying that you would have got all that action for £50 even if you hadn't been so generous with your tip?
If so that's amazing vfm assuming she wasn't hideous (which it doesn't sound like she was)

Btw, I would have definitely tipped her as well if she did all that.

[MrWelly]

Must admit I laughed a few times reading that, especially the star jumps at the end 
Are you saying that you would have got all that action for £50 even if you hadn't been so generous with your tip?
If so that's amazing vfm assuming she wasn't hideous (which it doesn't sound like she was)

Btw, I would have definitely tipped her as well if she did all that.

I doubt you’d look twice if you passed her in the street but I mean she wasn’t hideous no, well least not imo  She did have a weird personality, happy but weird.

Not sure I would’ve got out of there without paying something for the extras. There was obviously no mention of extras costs and when I gave her the £50 tip I did maybe detect a slight hint of disappointment from her but hey, win some lose some

[sambrown7843]

Surprise ‘almost’ bb? Don’t remember that in any other review of this place. Is it a known bb place?

[MrWelly]

Trust me it was a surprise to me too. As for is this place a known bb establishment I’ve no idea but I’d be interested if my experience is echoed by other visitors to Lucy.

[Aquaman]

I have never heard of BB there although they do change their girls regularly. Some are often quite old and unattractive that I often walk straight back out. Perhaps they need to offer more for the punters? It is a bit of a gamble as only one girl working at a time (despite two rooms there) and locks the door when in use. I think it is generally quite quiet which is why there is the turnover. So it is quite cheap typically at £40 for B2B. And also with no mamasan on the premises so perhaps individual girls can do what they like???

I have though twice recently had a great BJ with Cim for £30 there, which has not happened before. Sorry chat remember girls names but younger and not there for long. Perhaps things are changing! Aq

[beastmaster]

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Called in here on a Sunday no appt. Shop is close to New Barnet station, very quiet at my visit. Met by Lucy a plain looking mid 40’s Chinese lady, short, slim, dark hair in a medium length bob. £50 for 1 hour. Shook her head no at the cash, wanted me to pay by card so paid via debit card on phone.
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That is really weird. Usually they want cash, no cards, as it is cheaper for them. Never head of the opposite - cards, no cash? And paying by debit card over the phone to some unknown user on an unverified phone number?  This is dodgy as hell, chances of being scammed sound really high, even if you yourself had no problem, others might not be so lucky.

[MrWelly]

To clarify, I paid by Apple Pay to a normal contactless reader that you see in most retailers these days so no chance of skimming. I’m confident that Apple Pay is secure and have checked to be sure and there are no dodgy transactions on my account other than the dodgy £50 I paid for a session with a Chinese lady of the night 

[MrWelly]

And of course the transaction shows on my bank statement as ‘Natural for You’ so a proper business transaction. Obvs could make for some interesting questions and answers for some if wifey goes looking through their finances