External Link/Members OnlyThe link is for the West Drayton branch but it's the same company and same phone number.
After trying Maya in West Drayton last week I was curious to see what their other SPs were like. I wish I hadn't!
Date – Today.
Comms – usual WhatsApp number, always responsive and helpful: 07587 018 434.
Location – No shop front this time, just an ordinary suburban family home in Hayes UB4, opposite a parade of shops.
Price - £40 for 40 minutes massage + £60 for B2B + £20 for FS. Total £120.
The girl – Kajal was described in the WhatsApp messages as 26 but when I asked her she said she was 28. She looks anywhere between 28 and 33 I’d say. She’s about 5’7” with long highlighted brown hair. Her face is half-decent but not as cute as Maya. I’d rate her about 4/5 out of 10. She has small b/c cup tits. She’s generally slim apart from her belly.
The action – On arrival she walked me through the front hall of the house. I could see lights on in other rooms so there may have been other people there at the time. I took a shower in an extremely run-down bathroom – mould all over the ceiling & walls, really dilapidated. The pressure was crap but I managed.
I decided on a 30 minute punt, she asked me for £35 but I only had 20s and she didn’t have change so she suggested changing the booking to a 40-minute massage. I agreed.
Lay on a comfortable massage table in a small room. She starts massaging me (fully clothed in ordinary clothes) and tells me she’s a trained physio in India. However, her massage technique is fairly average.
As with Maya there were no credit card swipes, reach unders or lingam of any kind. Odd when you think that lingam is apparently an Indian word.
So when I turned over I was fully flacid, not ideal on a cold day.
She asked me if I wanted a happy ending so I asked what else is on the menu, she said topless HR, B2B or FS.
I chose B2B and then what happened next was truly odd.
She stripped off completely, I stood up and she gave me a long naked hug.
She didn’t move away from it so I got bored of this after a while and asked if I could kiss her. She agreed but it was only lip kissing so I asked if she did French kissing. She said yes but then proceeded to hold her lips against mine, firmly shut!
I said, you do know what French kissing is right?
She said no, sorry!! 
I couldn’t believe my ears.
Had she not had a boyfriend at any time in the last 28 years?
I mean, I knew she wasn’t going to be a seasoned professional but this was really strange. I had to actually show her how to French kiss! It was really odd!
She tried it out but didn’t seem to like it so I moved on....!
Played with her tits & arse for a while then asked for RO, she agreed and lay on the bed with her legs in the air. She wasn’t super-fresh down there but it wasn’t awful either.
After that I asked for OWO but she said she only did OW so I declined. I gave up and lay back expecting some lingam. What happened next was even more shocking.
You know when you make the wanker sign, maybe at someone passing in their car or something? She actually wanked me with her hand in that position!!
I couldn’t believe my eyes.
This punt was going from bad to worse. I was never going to cum that way so I gave up and opted for FS.
Finished in the bag and left wondering what the star spangled fuck I had just witnessed.
Summary – Where did they find this girl? She's in the wrong job. Think I'll stick to Maya.
Return? – are you joking?
