Author Topic: Mistress Eloise - secret27 - West Kensington  (Read 5001 times)


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Offline Stevelondon

I know I have reviewed Mistress Eloise before. But this is not only a second update so to speak. But also  just to add something in the way of how Secret27 dealt with an occurrence.
I know reviews on establishments are not permitted. But you’ll catch my drift as I go alone……. Hopefully. 😂

So a little while ago. I made a booking at Secrets. Usual message asking if date/time was ok.
Response in the affirmative asking for the usual “Confirm before 10-30am on the morning of the booking please”

Been through it loads of times.
Except on this occasion after going through the protocols. I turned up only to be told the mistress had unfortunately had to leave after becoming unwell.
I was met on arrival with the maid grovelling apologies.  She had messaged me as quickly as she could but I just had not checked my phone.  :dash: I was near the location anyway having a pre punt drink in a pub nearby. Nonetheless……. With no available mistress to see. I was left with no option  but to leave being told that someone would be in touch to apologise again and explain.

It was about two hours later I got the message….. once again apologising profusely about what had happened and that I could book again. Choose any mistress on any day and the session would be free.

Now don’t get me wrong here. But over the years I’ve had the odd booking go astray here and there. Double bookings, ghosting, train delayed etc….. you know what I mean.
But here was a genuine ‘We are so sorry about what happened and…. Have one on us” so to speak.

I did.

I booked Mistress Eloise for the following week.

Not only probably the most intense session of tease and denial, edging, pussy worship imaginable with the formidable but beautiful Eloise ……. But also the nicest cruelty too. An ending with OW on this occasion with me tied spread eagle to the bondage bed.

I’m a fan of this place obviously. Even before this.

But what a nice way to treat a punter. Instead of the more likely.
“Sorry mate. These things happen”

As Arnie would say,
“ I’ll be …….. you know what I mean”

( Secret27 is steered more towards the sexual/sensual side of fetish play rather than a place offering gfe/pse etc. For those of you who might not know about the place. It kind of replaces what was known as the LondonRetreat in Earls Court which closed a few years back)

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« Last Edit: February 19, 2025, 07:56:35 am by Stevelondon »

Offline Stevelondon

My apologies. Might be worth me providing the link to my previous review.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=381170.0

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Quality reporting
Really must pay this set up & her a visit
A fine way to mark the half century of reviews  :hi:

Offline Stevelondon

Quality reporting
Really must pay this set up & her a visit
A fine way to mark the half century of reviews  :hi:

I suppose it’s the problem of re-visiting SP’s I have already reviewed. Taken me ages to get to 50 but I’ve had loads of punts this year.  :D :lol:

Offline tantraman

What tremendous and admirable customer service! Hat's off to this outfit! :hi:

... Mistress Eloise ...

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I suppose it’s the problem of re-visiting SP’s I have already reviewed. Taken me ages to get to 50 but I’ve had loads of punts this year:D :lol:

You did leave this new review for 18 months or so
General modus operandi for new reviews on same SP per my understanding is a year
Unless something material changes +ve or -ve
Best not to looked luvved up
& touting to be absolutely avoided, obvs
Maybe you can wazz a few more up
You lucky Alan B'stard

Offline Tony Blair

I saw Eloise in House of Divine over 10 years ago.  She was called Sarah there.
She had a little more flesh on her bones then, which I prefer and her boobs were properly fabulous G cups.
Not at all fat

She now looks to have lost weight and boobage since I met her which is a pity.

Anyway she was great then.  Gave me escort facts such as Milton Keynes has the second highest number of escorts in England.

AW link.  She does not seem active there.
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« Last Edit: February 19, 2025, 02:14:50 pm by Tony Blair »

Offline LonMan99

I know I have reviewed Mistress Eloise before. But this is not only a second update so to speak. But also  just to add something in the way of how Secret27 dealt with an occurrence.
I know reviews on establishments are not permitted. But you’ll catch my drift as I go alone……. Hopefully. 😂

So a little while ago. I made a booking at Secrets. Usual message asking if date/time was ok.
Response in the affirmative asking for the usual “Confirm before 10-30am on the morning of the booking please”

Been through it loads of times.
Except on this occasion after going through the protocols. I turned up only to be told the mistress had unfortunately had to leave after becoming unwell.
I was met on arrival with the maid grovelling apologies.  She had messaged me as quickly as she could but I just had not checked my phone.  :dash: I was near the location anyway having a pre punt drink in a pub nearby. Nonetheless……. With no available mistress to see. I was left with no option  but to leave being told that someone would be in touch to apologise again and explain.

It was about two hours later I got the message….. once again apologising profusely about what had happened and that I could book again. Choose any mistress on any day and the session would be free.

Now don’t get me wrong here. But over the years I’ve had the odd booking go astray here and there. Double bookings, ghosting, train delayed etc….. you know what I mean.
But here was a genuine ‘We are so sorry about what happened and…. Have one on us” so to speak.

I did.

I booked Mistress Eloise for the following week.

Not only probably the most intense session of tease and denial, edging, pussy worship imaginable with the formidable but beautiful Eloise ……. But also the nicest cruelty too. An ending with OW on this occasion with me tied spread eagle to the bondage bed.

I’m a fan of this place obviously. Even before this.

But what a nice way to treat a punter. Instead of the more likely.
“Sorry mate. These things happen”

As Arnie would say,
“ I’ll be …….. you know what I mean”

( Secret27 is steered more towards the sexual/sensual side of fetish play rather than a place offering gfe/pse etc. For those of you who might not know about the place. It kind of replaces what was known as the LondonRetreat in Earls Court which closed a few years back)

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They let you down and punished you intensly for it - sounds like a perfect apology  :D

Useful post. I think that is the best review anyone could have.


Offline Lofty

I know I have reviewed Mistress Eloise before. But this is not only a second update so to speak. But also  just to add something in the way of how Secret27 dealt with an occurrence.
I know reviews on establishments are not permitted. But you’ll catch my drift as I go alone……. Hopefully. 😂

So a little while ago. I made a booking at Secrets. Usual message asking if date/time was ok.
Response in the affirmative asking for the usual “Confirm before 10-30am on the morning of the booking please”

Been through it loads of times.
Except on this occasion after going through the protocols. I turned up only to be told the mistress had unfortunately had to leave after becoming unwell.
I was met on arrival with the maid grovelling apologies.  She had messaged me as quickly as she could but I just had not checked my phone.  :dash: I was near the location anyway having a pre punt drink in a pub nearby. Nonetheless……. With no available mistress to see. I was left with no option  but to leave being told that someone would be in touch to apologise again and explain.

It was about two hours later I got the message….. once again apologising profusely about what had happened and that I could book again. Choose any mistress on any day and the session would be free.

Now don’t get me wrong here. But over the years I’ve had the odd booking go astray here and there. Double bookings, ghosting, train delayed etc….. you know what I mean.
But here was a genuine ‘We are so sorry about what happened and…. Have one on us” so to speak.

I did.

I booked Mistress Eloise for the following week.

Not only probably the most intense session of tease and denial, edging, pussy worship imaginable with the formidable but beautiful Eloise ……. But also the nicest cruelty too. An ending with OW on this occasion with me tied spread eagle to the bondage bed.

I’m a fan of this place obviously. Even before this.

But what a nice way to treat a punter. Instead of the more likely.
“Sorry mate. These things happen”

As Arnie would say,
“ I’ll be …….. you know what I mean”

( Secret27 is steered more towards the sexual/sensual side of fetish play rather than a place offering gfe/pse etc. For those of you who might not know about the place. It kind of replaces what was known as the LondonRetreat in Earls Court which closed a few years back)

External Link/Members Only


Maybe it's just my phone but I can't seem to see a location  on the website. Which part of London are they based in?

Thanks

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Maybe it's just my phone but I can't seem to see a location  on the website. Which part of London are they based in?

Thanks
Very close to West Kensington tube station.

Offline Stevelondon


Maybe it's just my phone but I can't seem to see a location  on the website. Which part of London are they based in?

Thanks

The clue being in the review title  :hi:  :D

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The clue being in the review title  :hi:  :D

 :lol:
Maybe his lofty ambitions to join MI5 might be wasted
Tho TBF he's got off to a flying start on here  :hi:

Anywhere close to the HOD west ken venue ?
Which would now to appear to be closed
Maybe secret27 took over the premises ?  :unknown:
The last time i went there Valentina rode me in proper CG [feet on bed] like she was going to win the Derby  :yahoo:

Offline Stevelondon

:lol:
Maybe his lofty ambitions to join MI5 might be wasted
Tho TBF he's got off to a flying start on here  :hi:

Anywhere close to the HOD west ken venue ?
Which would now to appear to be closed
Maybe secret27 took over the premises ?  :unknown:
The last time i went there Valentina rode me in proper CG [feet on bed] like she was going to win the Derby  :yahoo:


I couldn’t tell you if it was the HOD place or not.
The only HOD place I ever went too was in Pimlico/Victoria

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Lets see if other UKPers have visited both places

Back in the day I did enjoy my visit to HOD Victoria, with err ... the rather fabulous Valentina [for a change  :D]
Had to wait for a short period in the lounge area on the left as you walked in
They tried their best to keep punters apart tho one geezer walked past on his way out trying not to be noticed
My theory is hiding in plain sight & then whatever people see soon evaporates from their memory
My location was ideal to clock the SPs back & forth thinking yes no maybe, all part of our fave sport

Offline Lofty

Thanks! I spent ages trying to find the location on the website and didn't think to check the title  :lol:

This might be just the place to scratch my bdsm itch.

Offline Stevelondon

Thanks! I spent ages trying to find the location on the website and didn't think to check the title  :lol:

This might be just the place to scratch my bdsm itch.

Good luck on that.
My advice would be communication. Just as if you were visiting an escort for gfe………. Explain what it is you are looking for prior to making a booking.
No use booking a slot, getting there and telling the mistress in question you want to be hung upside down by your ankles from a ceiling fan and have hot honey poured all over your nether regions.
Only to be told they have run out of honey  :D

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Good luck on that.
My advice would be communication. Just as if you were visiting an escort for gfe………. Explain what it is you are looking for prior to making a booking.
No use booking a slot, getting there and telling the mistress in question you want to be hung upside down by your ankles from a ceiling fan and have hot honey poured all over your nether regions.
Only to be told they have run out of honey  :D

Presume that you take your own  ;)

Offline Stevelondon

I always take my own nether regions 😂

Offline Lofty

Good luck on that.
My advice would be communication. Just as if you were visiting an escort for gfe………. Explain what it is you are looking for prior to making a booking.
No use booking a slot, getting there and telling the mistress in question you want to be hung upside down by your ankles from a ceiling fan and have hot honey poured all over your nether regions.
Only to be told they have run out of honey  :D


Thanks but you seemed to have assumed that I have no previous bdsm experience.  ;)

Offline Stevelondon


Thanks but you seemed to have assumed that I have no previous bdsm experience.  ;)

Not at all. I was only offering advice on the grounds you had not been to this particular fetish establishment. 👍🏻

Offline Lofty

Not at all. I was only offering advice on the grounds you had not been to this particular fetish establishment. 👍🏻

Gotcha, appreciated  :drinks:

I must admit I've never had a decent bdsm experience, have probably tried about 5 or 6 times. The reality of the session never seems to match the fantasy I have in my head. And that's despite me going into great detail about what I want, even writing it down for the lady.
A few never bothered to read what I had written and so were a disaster. Only one actually managed to understand what I was trying to achieve but she wasn't very attractive so I couldn't enjoy myself.
The mistresses who look like they take the whole thing seriously usually don't allow anything sexual and some won't even get naked. They are of no interest to me, I'm after a sexual element.

I'll give this place a try, perhaps it has just the right mix of light bdsm and sexual stuff that I've craved all these years :cool: