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Author Topic: Pretentious - Moi?  (Read 1179 times)

Offline Melb

Here's a short excerpt from a proflle. What do you think guys - interesting, enticing or bullshit?

https://www.adultwork.com/626377

~The Bit about You and Me~
"Superficially", it's a transaction, yes. But it's so much more than that (to me). It's me, my life and my time. Every action has a reaction. And so I (try to) choose carefully who I share that with.
I am genuinely thrilled by what I do and the people I meet. And obtain as much enjoyment from the intellectual and social side as I do from the physical. Yes, really.
I like to focus on quality and satisfaction, not quantity - and with me you will get my full attention both physically and mentally and an unrushed experience. So if you are genuinely interested in seeing me, then please email to arrange in advance.

~The Wooing Bit~ (not to be underestimated)
Please do not just send me booking requests without a separate email to tell me just a little about yourself. No life history required but just a little something (name, age, profession etc.) For me, this starts to build a little connection and creates anticipation. After all, we're likely to become a lot more close and personal - so it's a tad silly to start off completely impersonal. And the more enticing you make your introductory email sound, the more likely it is that I'd be interested, tempted & intrigued to meet you.
I will have no qualms about declining a meeting request if I feel that something doesn't feel right. Whilst I do not discriminate, I do not entertain anyone who comes across as discourteous, monosyllabic or asking for something I do not offer. And though I do not expect you to be superman or a brain surgeon, I am very selective and will only agree to meet those I feel will stand a chance of turning into a great meeting.

Offline yumyum3

I notice she does A levels.
Well she certainly pulled that profile out of her arse.
£370!  :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:

Reads like another one who hasn't quite come to terms with the fact she's in the business of shagging strangers for money.

I for one coudn't read through all that self-regarding prose, but I guess there are some sad fuckers out there who'll shell out 370 quid and think they're in love or something.

Fair play to her if she can snag enough business to make it all work for her. But self-delusion seeps out of every sentence in that profile.

Offline finn5555

I cannot be arsed to read all of her profile but I am sure it’s full of the usual prossie bollocks  :dash:
As for her price well she is certainly in a dream world or just wants to attract bankers or is that wankers from the city  :lol:

Offline Matium

Pretentious twaddle from one of Dollymopp's girlfriends.

Someone needs to shake her up and down and shout:

"You have sex with men for money. You are a prostitute"

Then, perhaps, she'll start losing her self delusions - but don't count on it.

Offline Marmalade

If her phone has more dust than a derelict building, she obviously thinks she's as well conning the occasional customer for a fortune rather than pocket money.

Putting that amount of verbiage on a private site is one thing. Putting it on AW just screams, "Yet another whore and guess what? I have fuck all original to say either! Lots and lots of fuck all original!"

Offline Mr XL

Some will fall for it as she is setting up a booking as a kind of challenge........making it clear that there are hurdles to cross before you part with the strangely arrived fee of £370. She will grant a booking and those succesful in getting that will be relieved at gaining the privilege of handing over her fee.............surprised she hasn't called it a donation (if she has I apologise for I have not wasted my time in looking at her site)

I do wonder what an intellectual shag is though.....some kind of mind fuck?

Perhaps I should send the following;

'I would so much like to meet you for an intellectual fuck. You have no need to worry about monosyllables either as I can orgasm in multi-syllable expressions of passion and whisper sweet words of any number of syllables you would care to desire. (Fuck knows what all that means but it seems to meet the same standards of bollocks as the profile you quote)

My name; Bert Tump

Age; 62

Profession; Refuse Collector and would be author
« Last Edit: October 01, 2011, 10:08:47 PM by Mr XL »

Offline finn5555

Considerations . . . . . :cool:

Maybe she should consider giving up stupid tart  :lol:

Offline yumyum3

I bet she won't while there's a possibility of scamming some rich fluffie. Even if she only picks up the odd halfwit it beats working for a living. She's cut and pasted some Mills and Boon, shoved it up her arse and pulled it straight back out - creepy cow :dash:

Offline Matium

I rather like tarts and custard.

:D

The silliest prostitute of all was Eleanor Ashton who could be had for the bargain basement price of £1.2 million per year.

Offline yumyum3

What did she offer, Hardsports in the form of golden eggs? :)

Offline Ali Katt

This has to be one of the stupidest profiles I have seen. So many women read or watch Secret Diaries of a Call girl and think they are Belle du Jour. Which ever way it is dressed up it is sex for money, because they charge twice what they are worth doesn't make them better or more desirable.
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I am very selective and will only agree to meet those I feel will stand a chance of turning into a great meeting.
A WG should never see someone they are uncomfortable with but at the same time if they are too selective they will see no one. I saw one profile and it said she only see white men aged between 35-50 - talk about a way generating no business.

Offline yumyum3

I note she only does outcalls to 5 star hotels. Sadly I can only afford Mrs Minge's B&B on the Old kent Road, or I'd have her over for tea in an instant. :lol:

I'd much prefer to take a filthy tart to Mrs Minge's who does her job well and knows what she's being paid for than be within a mile of the pretentious con artist and her pseudo drivel :mad: Its Mrs Minge's every time for me :)

Offline Matium

WGs in 5 star hotels are all fur coats and no knickers.

You can see them, any time you want, at the Piano Bar in the Dorchester.

 :diablo:

Offline Ali Katt


Offline M1nty

I note she only does outcalls to 5 star hotels. Sadly I can only afford Mrs Minge's B&B on the Old kent Road, or I'd have her over for tea in an instant. :lol:

I'd much prefer to take a filthy tart to Mrs Minge's who does her job well and knows what she's being paid for than be within a mile of the pretentious con artist and her pseudo drivel :mad: Its Mrs Minge's every time for me :)
See you there....bring a bottle and a bird.


Offline Matium

You've got to laugh when you read her say:

"exclusive to AW"

How can any girl ever be exclusive on Adultwork of all places?

lol

Offline Andre 3000

I can't help but smile when i see these type of 'experience' profiles. I'm sure most men don't want a tea and cake party and a chat about the russian farmer strike of 1867 before they get down to a bonk which lets be honest is the only reason they are there. The fluff and the rest of it is unneeded imo.

But i would imagine for some WG's it makes it all into a genteel fantasy almost a stageplay although for all the la-di-da stuff at some point in the meet he'll have his cock in her mouth.


Fatpro$$ie

You've got to laugh when you read her say:

"exclusive to AW"

How can any girl ever be exclusive on Adultwork of all places?

lol

WHat she really means is too tight to pay for a decent website.


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