Tina Porn - Croydon

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External Link/Members Only:  apartment building, modern, clean warm... 

External Link/Members Only: with the maid no doubt, who is on site.

Girl: 5'3"ish  more rounded than the photod, either the photos are old or the best angles. Large belly,  large breasts and bum and thighs. Didn't seem freshly showered, She seemed like a genuinely nice person. But she was completely disinterested, eyes closed mostly and zoned out.

Services: OwO & sex


After payment, she wet wiped me down and delivered OWO which unfortunately was the worst I've had in a long time, 10 seconds sucking and a quick flop around of my Penis before sucking it some more, no technique or anything. Profile states the best sloppy head you ever had and will buss in 2mins. Lol 0/10

The sex wasn't really much better, we did doggy, missionary etc... he mostly closed her eyes, when spoken to she would open them and reply and smile then go back to an eyes closed service.
She was mute, and very disinterested.

No restrictions, everywhere was free to access.

I'd say if you're going there for doggy only... she's good for that.


Positives: she didn't complain or rush, In doggy her arse is nice to gab onto and smash and generally look at..


I'd only recommend if you're going there for a quick warm up bj and a session of doggy really, but you could do better else where for the money.


£90 for 1hr

[clive4090]

I had a pretty similar experience recently. Dunno where she's got that knob flopping hand technique from but it ain't the one 

[last_days_of_logan]

I had a pretty similar experience recently. Dunno where she's got that knob flopping hand technique from but it ain't the one 

she can handle it then clive?

[if33lsosl33py]

she can handle it then clive?

Bro am telling u now don’t waste ur time u won’t like them pics are a trap
saw her followed inside just to see exactly what she looks like. she is pudgy pics ain’t great representation of her in real life she is dead. bum don’t look great neither told her I need to get more money I wanna spend a hour. I dipped out

[clive4090]

she can handle it then clive?

Well I should say similar but worse. Will be a neg when I get round to it. Straight up refused doggy for me. Completely mute during sex, restrictive, she doesn't enjoy it at all.

[LLPunting]

Concur, this one is one to avoid unless you have a kink about fucking sullen, unskilled grifters who are much flabbier than pics, don't wash between punters and will be trying to short you on time and services.
Saw her for 20ish mins (paid for 30) when she was in Brockley.

[Saltnpepper]

Bro am telling u now don’t waste ur time u won’t like them pics are a trap
saw her followed inside just to see exactly what she looks like. she is pudgy pics ain’t great representation of her in real life she is dead. bum don’t look great neither told her I need to get more money I wanna spend a hour. I dipped out

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You're the man.

[Saltnpepper]

External Link/Members Only

External Link/Members Only:  apartment building, modern, clean warm... 

External Link/Members Only: with the maid no doubt, who is on site.

Girl: 5'3"ish  more rounded than the photod, either the photos are old or the best angles. Large belly,  large breasts and bum and thighs. Didn't seem freshly showered, She seemed like a genuinely nice person. But she was completely disinterested, eyes closed mostly and zoned out.

Services: OwO & sex


After payment, she wet wiped me down and delivered OWO which unfortunately was the worst I've had in a long time, 10 seconds sucking and a quick flop around of my Penis before sucking it some more, no technique or anything. Profile states the best sloppy head you ever had and will buss in 2mins. Lol 0/10

The sex wasn't really much better, we did doggy, missionary etc... he mostly closed her eyes, when spoken to she would open them and reply and smile then go back to an eyes closed service.
She was mute, and very disinterested.

No restrictions, everywhere was free to access.

I'd say if you're going there for doggy only... she's good for that.


Positives: she didn't complain or rush, In doggy her arse is nice to gab onto and smash and generally look at..


I'd only recommend if you're going there for a quick warm up bj and a session of doggy really, but you could do better else where for the money.


£90 for 1hr

Yeah pretty much what happen in my time with her in Lewisham Its like her body isn't better in the flesh pics have nice angles and when you're banging she's really not there. 15 mins is perfect BJ and a bang.

[pumps]

Yeah pretty much what happen in my time with her in Lewisham Its like her body isn't better in the flesh pics have nice angles and when you're banging she's really not there. 15 mins is perfect BJ and a bang.

To be honest your review threw me off because it was a positive, now when I re read your review im not seeing a positive experience at all.

[pumps]

I had a pretty similar experience recently. Dunno where she's got that knob flopping hand technique from but it ain't the one 

Yeah, I dono wtf she was doing with that

[Saltnpepper]

To be honest your review threw me off because it was a positive, now when I re read your review im not seeing a positive experience at all.

Yeah I think I was a bit too lenient, it's a very high neutral low positive . I think because she did everything with a smile it just made it, but I don't think I'll be rushing back to her anytime soon.

[clive4090]

This is now a massive red flag for me. That exact phrase is on nearly every budget Hungarian profile in London ATM and it's basically always bullshit.

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[quote author=pumps link=topic=423405
Profile states the best sloppy head you ever had and will buss in 2mins. Lol 0/10


This is now a massive red flag for me. That exact phrase is on nearly every budget Hungarian profile in London ATM and it's basically always bullshit.

Haha red flag indeed, I didn't expect that literally... but was hoping for her to do her best.

[pumps]

Yeah I think I was a bit too lenient, it's a very high neutral low positive . I think because she did everything with a smile it just made it, but I don't think I'll be rushing back to her anytime soon.

She did smile momentarily, and did  everything but even for me it was to difficult to justify a positive.

[Saltnpepper]

[quote author=pumps link=topic=423405
Profile states the best sloppy head you ever had and will buss in 2mins. Lol 0/10


This is now a massive red flag for me. That exact phrase is on nearly every budget Hungarian profile in London ATM and it's basically always bullshit.

Yeah it's that groups motif, the only 1 that has come close from that camp is Alexa23 for me her head game is very good it took me to the brink a few times, I had to stop her and crack on with the rest of the session.

[jamesjones999]

Have any of you seen Jessica Porn X as she appears to be part of that group and looks to have a cracking body?

[Saltnpepper]

Have any of you seen Jessica Porn X as she appears to be part of that group and looks to have a cracking body?

Is this the one

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I don't think I have seen her the body does look familiar though also the name does ring a bell.

[jamesjones999]

Is this the one

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I don't think I have seen her the body does look familiar though also the name does ring a bell.

That's the one.  I'll try and see her over the weekend and report back

[Saltnpepper]

That's the one.  I'll try and see her over the weekend and report back

Enjoy, she does look nice. It seems her price is a bit more premium than the others.

[pumps]

Is this the one

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I don't think I have seen her the body does look familiar though also the name does ring a bell.

Pretty sure I saw her in the same apartment, nothing special, particularly facially imo

[Mr Sinister]

[quote author=pumps link=topic=423405
Profile states the best sloppy head you ever had and will buss in 2mins. Lol 0/10


This is now a massive red flag for me. That exact phrase is on nearly every budget Hungarian profile in London ATM and it's basically always bullshit.

Lol I've seen that phrase about too, after my Sandra punt it's best avoiding this group, my experience with mirrors yours with Tina

[pumps]

Shes got some new photos up, very air brushed

Business must be slow, I can't image she gets any repeat clients

[last_days_of_logan]

Shes got some new photos up, very air brushed

Business must be slow, I can't image she gets any repeat clients

the photoshopping is serious. Take a look at the cupboard seam

[Saltnpepper]

Pretty in pink 🤣, it's doing it's job I want to go back now. Lol