Author Topic: Lydia Thai massage - Belfast.  (Read 4406 times)


34 review(s) for Lydia Thai massage (21 positive, 6 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by Andywb]

Offline freddytb1

I'm only occasionally in NI after finding out I had some business here.
Haven't punted here much due to it being a desert, and I should've kept it that way. This was awful.
I've had bad meets before but they're often expected- a cheap P&D from Vivastreet or something. A thai girl with mainly good reviews isn't one I'd normally expect this from.

In fairness I went with her because she did A for pretty cheap.

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Price: £90 for 15 mins (£60 + £30 for A-levels).

The girl: Mid-40s I'd guess. Petite with big, enhanced breasts which looked pretty good. A bit of sag around the tum. Face was reasonable, probably better in her younger years.

The meet:
Initially she was quite friendly. Asked about where I was from, complimented my physique (after I complimented hers) etc. Before I undressed she asked if I wasn't too big (for A).
Felt her breasts- well-shaped but quite firm. I was touching them pretty lightly and she kept telling me "make sure you don't touch too hard". Onto the bed and she rubbed herself up and down me which was pretty sensual.
Then onto OW which was quite decent with some depth. I put my hand on her head (didn't push down at all, just to run my fingers through her hair) and she lightly slapped it away, which was fine.

Onto mish- very vanilla but not bad. Asked me if I'd come after around 2 minutes.
Asked for A and she obliged as agreed but only in mish- didn't allow doggy or any other position.
I asked her how it felt after a couple thrusts and she kept telling me to come and said "feel like poo gonna come". I was a bit confused- didn't know if she meant it just felt like the same sensation or if she was actually gonna crap herself. Then a minute or two later she said "see, poo come". I took it out, johnny was a bit brown and could smell it- blocked my nose. Grim.

She said that she would finish me with a HJ onto her tits. Then she goes I had to wank myself off. I started doing this and then she told me I had to lie down and couldn't finish on her anymore. She intermittently helped at my request, but started to make really weird comments. I notice that she does explicitly offer dom services (which I hasn't asked for) so not sure if it's to do with that but it was very unpleasant.
She initially would keep saying stuff like "why you wanted to come on my tits??" and "you come on yourself". She looked genuinely pissed off.
I asked her to come a bit closer at least so I can touch her a bit (whilst servicing myself). She said "you touch me too hard I K*ll you. I'm not here alone. I tell someone to bring girl". (I hope she said girl and not something else).
Again, unsure if this was part of her dom personality was but weird and off-putting.

Eventually finished with a bit of help from her, and she again made a remark of "see you finish on yourself, why would you want on me?"

Saw myself out. Never again.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2025, 08:10:08 pm by freddytb1 »

Offline Peken

Fucking hell! Grim to say the least, yes in fairness NI is a dump for punting but there is one or two that provide half decent vanilla service, hopefully next time ( if there is one) you have better luck, thanks for the heads up .

Offline rebelscum

Fucking hell! Grim to say the least, yes in fairness NI is a dump for punting but there is one or two that provide half decent vanilla service, hopefully next time ( if there is one) you have better luck, thanks for the heads up .

Pun intended?   :D

Offline Peken

Lol no but dump yes in more ways than one - shithole - backward dump - backward shithole - prehistoric shithole dump. But it’s home.

Offline deep6nark

Holy Shit! ..(Pun very much intended)  I don't feel as bad now after my last review, this makes it look, ....nope just as shitty, just in a different way, but at least I didn't actually see shit. Awful, think I mighta threw up over her..lol

Why do we do this to ourlseves.. :lol: :lol:  There's alot to be said about EI, for the vast majority of the time I have had great experiences with the girls on there. 


Offline Peken

Thank fuck I only punt when I’m single. Might find myself one of those GFs now that Xmas is over. Lol. Options are there but it’s the hassle and drama that does my nut in.