Being a regular visitor to Playa Blanca it becoming a punting desert over the last few years is frustrating, although I continue to go all the same. The night club that I can’t think of the name of by the bus station has long gone, had some good fun in there. Glamour does still exist (behind O’Conners bar) but it never seems to be open. I think escorts may be available via their telephone.
The lady in question = Lulu
External Link/Members OnlyContact - Speedy messaging via WhatsApp. Confirmed Lulu was the lady in the ad and booked for the following day. Expectations were low based on the group offering below average services in PDC but I figured the massage and HR may at least provide a bit of fun as the sun went down on another sunny day, and in the know that there was nothing else going.
Meeting - Shop front entrance on the main road by the bus station... strangely just a few doors up from the long gone and pretty good night club that I can’t remember the name of. I thought, well, you never know, then I walked in. I met the boss and paid the pre-agreed 60 euro for 1 hour. I was then introduced to Lulu who was exactly as the photo in the advert and I didn’t fancy her in the slightest, although she was at least friendly and smiley.
Lulu - my best guess would be late 20’s as advertised, perhaps lower 30’s and five feet tall. My thoughts at this point directed to me thinking a nice massage is better than no massage and then I get a beer.
Our meet - I was shown into the room, this was in December and the shop had just opened so everything was nice and new and clean... I’ve a feeling that I may have even been the first victim. Lulu asked me to strip and jump on the table and she’d be back. She was. So I’m face down, hoping for the best and expecting the worst.
The first 20 - 30 ish minutes was ok. A decent ish massage with some decent ish contact of the nether regions. Decent ish, I thought. Maybe we’ll get to decent for the last half.
So Lulu patted my arse, asked me to turn over and whispered in my ear about how fantastic some sexy time with HE would be for 80 euros. I laughed uncontrollably. I really couldn’t be bothered to enter into too much of a debate. I offered 60 (idiot) and she accepted.
Lulu stripped off and engaged us in some pretty weird body to body, and then got hold of my cock and worked like a Trojan to get me cumming. I imagined a siren going off when I did at 45 minutes. And sure enough, she said, that’s that’s then darling, I hope to see you again - and she left the room! I took a quick shower and showed my self out. I told the boss I’d text her later.
Half an hour later whilst sat on the seafront and enjoying a beer, I messaged the boss saying I was a bit disappointed. She said, why did you leave so early! I said, well, it wasn’t exactly my decision... Lulu clearly ended the session early. Boss lady was very apologetic and said she had reprimanded Lulu. Yeah, right.
Would I see Lulu again - no.
Will I give Feng & Ying another chance - yes.. I’m back in the spring as as there is nothing else available I’ll give it a whirl if there’s a choice. There was only Lulu when the shop opened and there are now too. I’m an eternal optimist, I’ll have a low expectation with an albeit unlikely hope to be surprised.
