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Author Topic: Frankfurt FKK Clubs - Review  (Read 10727 times)

Offline d00fer

Wall of text sorry.

Slowly working back through my expolits so apologies for any vagueness. Over the last couple of months I've had a couple of trips to Frankfurt and have availed myself of a few FKK clubs in the vicintity specifically Oase, Palace, Mainhattens and Sharks.

Palace was always most convient for me, but also the most expensive and had more 'sharks' trying to upsell. It was also plastic central with by far more overtly enhanced girls than any other. That said I enjoyed it there and went back a few times perhaps more than I should. Their website and other reviews esp. on ISG give a good flavour of the place.

First time ended up spending 4 hours there.You pay 75 Euros entrance, which gets you free food, soft drinks and access to all the facilities, plus a couple of lockers, bathrobe, towel and slippers. The place has a couple of saunas, solarium, jacuzzi, club area, and a cinema showing porn.

There must have been about 25 - 30 girls there and not too many of them I'd have turned down. Most were just walking around naked, some had a little bit of lingerie on. I got collared early on and ended up going with a massive fake titted German woman with plenty of tats. It's 50 Euros for pop once half an hour. Extras are 50 Euros for CIM/CIF/COB and Anal. Since it'd been a while for me I came pretty quickly.

A bit of a break a brunette Bulgarian invited me to the Cinema section where she proceeded to give me a bit of a Blowjob on the proviso that we'd have some private time together. She also convinced me to get her friend to join in as well. Second time lasted the full 30 minutes with the pair of them no extras

More of a break and one girl I'd had my eye on wasn't around much, so after knocking back a few girls, including one who gave me a bit of a Handjob whilst I was sat at the bar, I succombed to a gorgeous blonde Latvian. Same good 30 minute session.

I thought that was it, but whilst I was getting ready to head off, I saw the brunette I'd had my eye on earlier wandered by and I had to see her as well. She was from Moldova and was gorgeous brunette with small tits. Sadly service wasn't great, but not bad either.

So day 2. Went out in the sticks to FKK Oase http://www.fkk-oase.de/en/ It's out in the middle of nowhere, but easy to find once I'd worked out the shitty Satnav in my hire car. Same deal money wise, but just 70 Euros to get in. This place was much bigger and despite some awkward corridors also has a big outdoor section with pool, bar and allsorts. The weather was still good, sunny and warm so spent some time out there relaxing as well as in the large indoor jacuzzi which was good for watching the girls come by from the main bar and kino area to the balcony and their changing rooms, plus the lighting is normal there.

Spent about 6 hours there with three punts, had lunch and dinner on the free food, which was OK. Probably about 40 to 50 girls there by the time I left. First punt was with a petite good looking blond Eastern European, probably Romanian like a lot of the girls there actually are, despite what they say. Service was OK, about what you'd expect for 50 Euros, but she faffed about with her phone early on before the action which dampened the mood. No real complaints for the money, plus she was fit.

Lengthy break for round two and made a mistake, hooked up with this brunette in the very dark area of the bar, but was disappointed in normal light. More of a 5 than the 8 or so's I'd seen previously. Service was OK

Another break, plenty of chat and stuff and ended up with a tight blond with nice enhanced boobs and great arse. Facially reminded me of Keri Sable. Anyway we hooked up in the public kino area where she proceeded to give me OWO to a CIM finish, a couple of her friends where watching. Saw a very cute girl start a little later on, but she was busy instantly and I decided to call it a day.

Day 3 saw me head down to Darmstadt to http://www.fkk-sharks.de/ It's on a bit of an industrial / retail area behind a Seat car dealership. Facilities where good, not as big as Oase, but had outdoor area an the internal layout was a big open plan thing on two levels. The place was very quiet on the Saturday afternoon about 15 to 20 girls there in total, though only one of which I fancied though she seemed more interested in chatting with her friends on the slot machines than any punting, so after a while I decided to cut my losses and head for Palace again.

Palace was the same with plenty of familiar faces from my previous visit, though the place was dead. About 20 or so girls when I got there at 4pm and even fewer guys. Started off with a nice looking boob and lip enhanced blond. Adequate service for the price. A lengthy break and I had my eye on one German girl who was prowling around with her Uruguayan friend. After a bit she approached me on her own and her a quick reasonable punt with her. Very pretty, great tight body and nicely enhanced boobs. Would see Kylie again.

Because it was so quiet I got approached a lot, but part of the fun for me was turning down some very attractive girls. Anyway a bit later the gorgeous brunette from my previous visit started work and came over for a chat and surprisingly actually remembered me, so we had a good chat about that. Second time around she was still as gorgeous with, to me, a great body. Would say that facially and body wise she was a cross between Kimberley Kato and Sasha Grey (sadly nowhere near as filthy as Sasha).

She convinced me to go for a duo with her and her blonde friend who was again another tight bodied, slightly enhanced boobed girl. Started with a bit of a lesbian show, followed by both of them going down on me, a few positions with both of them, getting blown by each of them in turn as each of them sat on my face, finished by CIM with the brunette. Spent about an hour with the pair of them and was great fun, but expensive 400 Euros for the session. Worth it though and plenty of good memories.

On to my second visit to Frankfurt, good, but now out of the system for a while. Day 1, I got to Palace and for about 8pm. No real changes in the line up and was knackered. One girl I don't remeber seeing before was the one that I ended up going with first. I think her name was Carla, pretty blonde girl about 5'6", nice enhanced breasts, about a D cup, thin waist and small but well rounded butt. Went to a room with her for about an hour. Started off slow and sensual with an OK BJ and sex with her ramming her tongue down my throat. No complaints.

Freshened up and sat at the bar knocking back a few girls including one (brunette, older and big fake tits and lips) who remembered me from a short conversation three weeks back. She remembered the conversation, where I was sat and the fact that I said no to her then proceeded to go off with a 'girl with no tits', her words. All true and an incredible memory. Anyway after turning her down again (don't get me wrong if she was on the line-up at LMP I'd have been all over her), due to being so tired I called it a night.

Day 2 I decided to play it safe and drove up to Oase for 1pm ish. Got settled in, but as I was wandering around I got collared at one of the choke points by an attractive shorter blonde and slightly taller brunette. Both pretty, definitely a seven looks wise with slim toned bods and natural B cup breasts. After a bit of chat I went to a room with the both of them for a one hour duo with plenty of OWO with from both, RO, me being rid whilst the other sat on my face, a dull les show from them, plenty of DFK, and a few other positions. Left very happy, very good start to the day.

Went for a relax, turned down plenty of girls in the time and eventually ended up with the petite tight blond that looked like Keri Sable. Sadly second time around wasn't as good, and subsequent times we met up she tried to get me into a duo with her attractive mate, but I wasn't intererested.

A lot more of a relax and at about 5pm a host of new girls came in. One in particular I saw last time I was there, but sadly didn't get the chance to punt with was back on. She was a short, petite redhead now, but brunette last time with a short bob haircut and massive eyes. Last time as soon as someone saw her she went of wth them ad infintum. This time I made sure I was first in line. Had a good chat with her in the bar and in the room. Compared to all the other girls I'd seen she clearly put on a great show of wanting to be there and in to having sex. Anyway her name was Paloma, from Serbia apparently and had a great session with her. More a raunchy GFE, but the first girl in these clubs that was happy to come herself (or at least make a damn good impression of it). Plenty of OWO, 69, RO, and sex in a variety of positions, she also wasn't a clock watcher. Would happily see her again.

Hung around for a bit, but after coming four times with four different girls decided to call it a night.

Day 3 and I tried a place I hadn't been to before FKK Mainhatten. Smaller place than Oase but quite nice. It was Sunday though and so very quiet. Anyway after hanging around the bar for a bit I was approached by Laura, a very pretty Hungarian girl with a nice slim body with B cup breasts. She was good at the bar and so went with her for half an hour and had a good time. Service was good and not a clock watcher which is rare for these sort of places. Another one I'd definitely see again.

Had a relax, for a bit too long, the problem was all the girls I was interested in where either busy or didn't seem interested in me. One in particualr was this stunning blonde tatooed chick who was constantly busy when she arrived. Whilst waiting I ended up going with a fairly pretty but great bodied Romanian redhead with nice fake tits. Service wasn't great, but after our session I had to recover, which sadly was when the blonde chick was available. We chatted and she promised to hunt me down, but every time she was available she was instantly snapped up. I'd go back to see her though, as she looked attitude wise a lot like Paloma, one of her sessions was on a Public bed in the sauna area so everyone can see. She obviously didn't have any inhibitions. There were a couple of others that I would have seen in that place, but it wasn't to be. So at about 9pm I cut my losses and went back to my hotel. And then went immediately to Palace again.

Shortly after arriving I went with a reasonably pretty slim, toned fake titted blonde girl. Can't remember her name and service was good. I certainly left the room happy. I went to the restaurant for something to eat at the same as some of the girls. There's no business in the restaurant and some of the other places, but I sat so as to make the most of the natural light. One girl who was sat in there I'd seen before but never spoken to. She was another slim toned brunette with massive fake tits, I mean they were like two watermelons on her tiny frame. She had nicely enhanced lips that gave her more than a passing resmblance to Angelina Jolie facially. Back in the bar area and we got to chatting and quickly went to a room. Service was again OK, but I have no real complaints.

Long break this time and was constantly turning girls down as the place was so quiet. One blonde woman wouldn't give up so I admired her resilience and another who wouldn't stop touching me up in the cinema despite me telling her I wasn't interested were part of it. After a while I bumped in to the fit, gorgeous brunette I'd seen twice, one solo, one as a duo three weeks ago. She was charming as always, but like my other repeat at Oase the day before more disappointing. She clearly relys on her looks too much.

Overall I left thinking 'oh the first time is always the best', but after writing this given the good punts with the Duo, Paloma and Laura this was definitely better. Will definitely be a while before I repeat though and probably in NRW for a change. I like the Germany trips though, a bit different to my normal punting.

password02

Excellent review Sir - I am so tempted!!!

Offline d00fer

You should go for it, good fun and great to do at least once. I'll definitely be back, though not necessarily in the same area

Excellent review Sir - I am so tempted!!!

Well said, that's the kind of review I like, open and precise, and down to the very point, what service were obtain, and by who, unlike some reviews

this is between me and the escort, I don't like to tell what went on

If I wasnt going to Italy next year, then  I think I might have consider this an option for my holiday, even if it only for a few days, maybe something I could do in 2016

Offline Quesadilla

You should go for it, good fun and great to do at least once. I'll definitely be back, though not necessarily in the same area
Really useful intel d00fer. I'm here in Frankfurt for work til Thurs and hope this trip to be able to get away one evening to finally sample an FKK. I've had a nasty cold the last week so no punting since my duo with Hayley and MissKDD and now totally gagging for it.  Just about over the cold so keen to exchange some different bodily fluids.  :lol:

I'm in a hotel out in the sticks not far from the airport and the nearest FKK to where I am is Oase - less than 15 mins by cab - any advice on whether it's worth venturing further into Frankfurt or just going with the convenience of what's local? I know in another thread Jerboa recommended Palace which is more central but given I'm already in the sticks by Oase is it worth making a trek for?
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Offline d00fer

If you can only do one, I'd stick with Oase, especially if it's local. Massive selection of girls, relatively good layout, although it is a bit of a choke point between the bar / kino area and the jacuzzi / restaurant. I like to sit in the jacuzzi as it's a well lit area and you can see the girls as they either come through on the prowl or to / from their changing rooms. Plus if one or more of them start a fussball game it can be an amazing sight.

Offline Quesadilla

If you can only do one, I'd stick with Oase, especially if it's local. Massive selection of girls, relatively good layout, although it is a bit of a choke point between the bar / kino area and the jacuzzi / restaurant. I like to sit in the jacuzzi as it's a well lit area and you can see the girls as they either come through on the prowl or to / from their changing rooms. Plus if one or more of them start a fussball game it can be an amazing sight.
Cheers again d00fer you are a star!  Feeling much better today so will defo go to Oase tomorrow or Weds. Review to follow.  :drinks:
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Offline Jerboa

I agree go Oase if it's nearby, you better have three Weetabix before though lol.

Offline Quesadilla

I agree go Oase if it's nearby, you better have three Weetabix before though lol.
Hoping 1 Levitra will have the same effect...  :yahoo: (I normally take 1/2....)
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Offline yuiop300

I agree go Oase if it's nearby, you better have three Weetabix before though lol.

Classic weetabix reference.

Online CoolTiger

I always thought it was Shredded Wheat!!

Offline Quesadilla

I always thought it was Shredded Wheat!!
Well spotted CT! Yes it was definitely 3 shredded wheat... :lol:

Unfortunately my work schedule got in the way of the important stuff. 12-14 hr days all week getting our proposal ready so no time / energy for Oase.  :(

Back in Germany Monday night but Munich this time. Maybe will have time to get to one of these clubs then!

Will be staying in central Munich - less than 15 mins taxi ride from FKK Sunshine, but only an extra 5-10 mins to FKK Relax and FKK Palazzo Der Sinne. Any recommendations on these?
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Offline Jerboa

Well spotted CT! Yes it was definitely 3 shredded wheat... :lol:

Unfortunately my work schedule got in the way of the important stuff. 12-14 hr days all week getting our proposal ready so no time / energy for Oase.  :(

Back in Germany Monday night but Munich this time. Maybe will have time to get to one of these clubs then!

Will be staying in central Munich - less than 15 mins taxi ride from FKK Sunshine, but only an extra 5-10 mins to FKK Relax and FKK Palazzo Der Sinne. Any recommendations on these?

How did you get on in Muenchen? the city isn't the best for Fkk clubs, the nearest decent clubs are up in Ausburg.


Offline Quesadilla

How did you get on in Muenchen? the city isn't the best for Fkk clubs, the nearest decent clubs are up in Ausburg.
Hey Jerboa, I am turning rapidly into the boy who cried wolf. Every time I go to Germany I end up working flat out and no time to play. After being up Mon 4.30 for an early flight and then finishing in the office at 9pm I was too shattered to contemplate fucking my hand let alone getting to an FKK.

As you say and from what I've read elsewhere Munich isn't the best - hoping to get back to Frankfurt or Cologne later so will try again.

:hi:
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