SCREENSHOTS WERE TAKEN AT THE TIME OF THIS REVIEW WAS POSTEDDETAILS- LOCATION: Westminster SW1P
- NEAREST TUBE: Pimlico
- CONTACT: 07917 888883
- DATE OF VISIT: Autumn 2024
PAYMENT & SERVICES- 60 Mins - £250 - OW + boob worship + sex with condom
EXPERIENCE: 5 out of 10Lana or Marlena as she is known (if you book her through the SeniorSirens agency) is a pretty tall hefty MILF with a massive chest. Most of her photos are pretty touched up and photoshopped to make herself look younger and slimmer, so I have picked the ones I think that are a better representation of her.
She advertises herself on X where you find more true to life pics and videos of Lana including her face on X timeline (search
LanaCompanion on X) and you will get a better idea.
I reached out to her on WhatsApp and arranged an in call meet for 1 hour. I paid £250 (I didn't ask about extras), but looks like she advertises £300 on certain sites, so YMMV.
Lana based about 5 to 10 minutes walk from Pimlico Tube station on the Victoria Line. Her gaff is pretty tricky to find if you are not familiar with the housing in the area, but with Lana's help I managed to find her flat.
I knew I was expecting a middle aged BBW with bazookas that I wanted to plant my face in to, so I wasn't surprised when she opened the door she didn't really look anything like in her touched up photos, nevertheless I was there to worship her massive chebs. Lana welcomed me into her warm and cosy flat (it was a cold day). She offered me a drink to get me perked up. Paperwork exchanged hands and I had a quick hot shower.
Out of shower, Lana invited me into her bedroom and began playing with her a boobs, the little man downstairs was looking towards her tits, that's when she slapped a johnny on him and pleasuring me with her mouth whilst I was sat on the bed.
After the brief BJ, Lana invited me lie down and play with her plump tits. She smothered me with them and told me what to do (she knew I was there for her bazookas

). Lana is the type of woman that likes to be in control, so I just went with the flow.
With the rubber still on, she got on top of me reverse cowgirl and bounced up and down (in hindsight I should have got her facing me so I can play with chebs

). Came in the bag, cleaned up, chatted for a bit and made my merry way.
CONCLUSION: Average puntIf you, like me, are into massive chebs then she definitely worth the visit. However, at £250 or £300 a pop, definitely not. I had an itch to scratch and curiosity got the best of me, but there is better value out there.
I hope you enjoyed my review. Thanks for reading. Until next time!
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